by def1ant:
The year 2024. A father looks at his son’s diary.
Note: Your son is late to school...Do you want to increase the penis?

XXX: Going I Bugs Calling
<< advised to read on leisure book the exile of buffs, bubbles, homeowners.
<< Book from the series Domestic impure force.
YYY : =
XXX: People call out ghosts.
But the bugs cause the amins. :D
YYY : :D
XXX: I presented myself with this picture:
Half-dark room, all the windows hanged, in the center of the room a pentagram, black candles, some sacrifice, on a bloody altar.And there are bushes, all such.One slowly ignites the candles, and quietly says: Everything is ready, open the quip, we will call the admin.
YYY: ughu..... in the center of the pentagram, a blue flame burns the computer with BD 1C..... the bugs begin to stumble, shaking the bills, and condemning "Debit, Saldo, Credit, Subcont".....And here is when the swings reach their apogee.
The administrator breaks into the accounting system and cries: “What X%No do you create, Herodes?”and "
all! A great action took place. Admin was called.
XXX: And the head of the buch says: O great odmin!We have disturbed the ancient evil, and our magic box no longer shows us 1s.I think it is cursed.O great Odmin, help us!!! to
YYY: And then the proud Odmin arose. He lifted up his mighty head and spoke with a loud voice: DOSTALI, C%? He put the statement on the table and left. And was such.
They say that to this day, in one deserted office burns a blue light of computers and bugs circle around him. For now he serves other gods, and the bulls have no power over him anymore.

She: I move to you.
He is: Oh
She: Today at 7 am I am waiting for a vehicle to transport my cosmetics to you))
Don’t forget the gloves and gloves.

Linity
I will soon marry.

Riddick
For the sake of... e. Congratulations to!

Arab detectives have found that Kennedy was killed not from the window, but from a rifle.

toony

I live in Kiev. The villagers know that at the exit from the metro station there are 3-4 spammers stable with some papers, and I every day, from the universe when I go, I go out to the station and I used to take these papers from them (they are even better if the papers break up faster... probably ))) and after 10 meters to throw them into the urn.
I go home, in the ears of the player, in the brains of a lecture on the Matan, in which I do not petry a belmes. He got out of the subway, they gave one paper, the second, the third, the fourth. I go on, throw them out in the garbage. As usual, nothing predicted trouble. Here I even through the music in the player (and the headphones I have with a good sound insulation) I hear something like "THIS WHAT HAVE HOLDED THE BAD?!?!?!". I stopped, removed the headphones, looked around - a man of some sort looks at me like Lenin on the bourgeoisie and can not even say a word, so he wandered... when I got a little out of the situation, I realized that I was given only 3 spammy papers, the fourth I took myself... and it was the start package of the billayn O_O I still can’t imagine how the man wandered when in the middle of the day I dumped him the start package of the billayn, and when he wanted to go after me saw that I threw him into the urn O_O.

My husband’s relatives have a happy daughter. History removes something. So Dr. she is 4 years old, she was given a bicycle, all of it in the packaging and it is written in large letters "Bicyclists". Well, the little girl, as she learns to read, decided to read what she was given, and with such a cleverness on her face, she says:
The bicycle!
All are such:
What? what?! to
She thought a little:
and no. The bicycle! )

Which ink is more harmful, colored or black and white?
Oh, and why do you?
I wonder which piece of newspaper to clean the seed.

You may be tired today.
She: What did you decide?
You look tired in your profile.
What about FAS?
He is in a façade.

In the written party:
Who is sitting here?
You are idiot.

X: Here you call her on Friday and we’ll see :) And so far I’m supposed to relax and hang out more girls :)
y: I don't play that way) there is a force majeure risk
Y: When you walk with one you encounter the other.
y: the collision is called)
y: in computer networks, for example, they should not be at all) and I am inclined to apply this in life)
y: the probability of packs being imposed on each other must be zero) absolutely zero
Y: The same with the girls.
y: and since the girl is a real creature and as a package in the coaxial, her terminator does not extinguish it remains the current one way out - at one point - one girl)
y: That is to say, I get an unshared environment for girls.
y: the so-called blocking - as simultaneous access to the record to the file is not possible, the blocking is included after the first access) and this concept applies to me)
I have to check if I smoke tobacco.

In the past, the IBM PC was worth as much as a firewall. People have been spending many years to buy a jigsaw. Here are 4 jets!
Students: now the computer also costs 4 jiggals

I didn’t see it, I heard from a friend, they punished Putin’s rallies on television, and they attached an interview besides that, as a whole, they passed through the court: in the beginning there was a yellow cal, a bunch of machines were protected, and in the end there was a fur with a yellow cal on board... Because they all knew there was a reversal.

X is stupid! I forgot the charging.
Y: I am a fool. Make it for me.
X: Dear, the charge from the mobile phone is...
Y: This is stupid...

I was a naïve idiot at your age.

YYY )))) I see the naivety disappeared?

The telephone conversation:
Andrei, how is life, what are you doing?
I walk in the mountains with hope.
With the hope of what?

Commentary on the film on one of the forums:
by Hellfire:
Watched in the train from a laptop, in a crazy quality, with poor display lighting, in the headphones, on the second shelf, not convenient... But the movie liked, count. Watch in the train from a laptop, in a crazy quality, with poor display lighting, in headphones, on the second shelf ONCE!"

SUVPro: Today is a hot day =)) Preface. Yesterday at the planner, the boss ordered our sisadmin to pick up a frame to help him in the work. So here. Every day from the very morning on the server there were unclear things happening. Over the course of 2 hours there were strange bullshit, whistling and knocking sounds. Then began the indescribable. There someone or something was beaten, with samurai screams and thunder. The entire office gathered near the door of the server room called the "cashroom", on which the "do not disturb" plaque hanged, and listened to what was happening... After the screams of "Kiyiyiyaya!Something broke and the network fell. Within a minute I shouted "Aaaah!!" and another thunder... The network has come to life.
In the crowd of listeners was painted the boss. He stood and did not touch anyone, listening with interest. But then, after another whisper, there was a short female "AY!"(!). Here the boss did not stand, gets the steam key and opens the door...
Thro the server are rolled some spare parts, in the corner of the bit and the drum, a young and elegant girl with a tablet and a pen is standing by the wall, and the sysadmin himself with a red bandage on the forehead, when we see us, without a fist drives the broken system behind the table. We are on the brink of hysterical laughter. And then Odmin issued: "Ee, and this is how the network is set up and set up in our organizations". I can’t work yet =)

SS: Give me a picture.
Is the word magic?
The Sudo?

Stern: What are you doing?
electroid: I put my charm in my hands...
Stern: Do you crave?? to
The electrode: No I look at my beauty from all sides.
Did you get the Ring of Almighty?? to
electroid:the all-power ring to extract too easy compared to the 2.2 litre Opel Zafir exhaust gas recirculation valve