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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35787
 09.09.2010
Reitarou
Embrace you

Reitarou
* I love

Nefa
Hey is

Nefa
I liked it more.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №35786
 09.09.2010
Treatata: saw a senya in the store of wins 7 ultimatum for 11,000 rubles
I thought I would take 10,000, but it wasn’t enough.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35785
 09.09.2010
by 00:30:46
I just clearly heard a whispering voice - "May the strength be with you". Mottol winamp back - there is no such in the song. 0 - O
It’s time to stop programming at night.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35784
 09.09.2010
Marina> Well, I don’t know how to hint to him that he’s not affected... well we are different people, we can be friends, but we don’t meet.
<Marina> Smoke you understand him 22 and he is quite like a child, and noeth...I didn’t send him a kiss with a kiss, already a saliva...Well, that’s why, let’s say, you don’t release a nuance...
<Dima> fuck, hz so and say you need an older guy
<Marina> It’s not a matter of age! I don’t want a guy to stick to my shirt. And I don’t like that he plays under my ass at all.
<Dim> I don’t know. Send it and that’s all. I don’t have the experience of getting rid of guys.
Marina> Well, you probably know what is better to say so that the guy is not offended and more so that he himself realizes that we are different.
<Dim> just ignore it. Answer with short sentences. Show him that he has borrowed you. Respond sharply and dissatisfied.
<Royal>
How are you to me?
<Royal>
Was it a hint?
<Royal>
Did I fuck you?

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35783
 09.09.2010
<< gizmovich >>
<< gizmovich >> throw, open the coke
-->prizrak [prizrakk@79.143.212.83] has joined #talk
<< gizmovich >> and caiack splashes!
<< gizmovich >> the whole key is squeezed
<< gizmovich >> good at least time to wipe out
<-- prizrak has quit
<< gizmovich >> :<

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35782
 09.09.2010
My daughter burned me yesterday. In the real sense of the word. He works as an operator of a furnace for hardening metal. The oven broke, the girl called the repairmen. They do something, they do something, they test. What will the stove just be like? Tanya included her... Learned a lot about herself))))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35781
 09.09.2010
What do you think if I cut the bread, it’s already roasted?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35780
 09.09.2010
Is it possible, and what, to distract your husband from football?? to
Try to give birth.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35779
 09.09.2010
17:42:12 Hurricane: Lav> I am 27 years old, I am a moderator in a child chat, and I have no money

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35778
 09.09.2010
I sent a speech to a friend, Typo shared his emotions:
I am (10:52:31 9/09/2010)
My son was different yesterday too.
by Rus. and Oz. It was necessary to insert the missed letters in the sentence "the bear grabbed the p*bin and swung it".
Posted in "Collapsed and Fucked"

He (10:52:54 9/09/2010)
The Fish

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №35777
 09.09.2010
Do you curl your hair in the morning?
YYY: No, they have always been like that. From birth to disgrace.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №35776
 09.09.2010
XXX: I’m going to have a coffee. Would you?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY I will not sleep on the robot.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35775
 09.09.2010
From Habr:
I told my girlfriend someday that it seems to me that everything around me is bots and just filling my world.
Am I also a bot?!...
I:... most of all I don’t like when bots ask such questions :)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №35774
 09.09.2010
08.09.10 by Vyacheslav
Hi to you! I really want to get to know you as a person, but you’re too sexy. So can you lubricate me in the eggs so that I don’t get distracted and can know the whole depth of your individuality?)))))))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35773
 09.09.2010
I go to the dean’s office (D) to copy the document:

Hello, can I use Xerox?
D: Yes, you just need to turn it on, you know how?
I : of course.
30 seconds on the buttons
D (with a smile): Start with the rocket ;)

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №35772
 09.09.2010
Tanya (09:15:40 9/09/2010)
Blythein... worked on the note for half a year! Yesterday sat behind the computer... I cut it off and, by habit, struck the monitor on the key! xd

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35771
 09.09.2010
What do we need to learn in English to take the exam?
Tagged: soul
I have already sold my soul for Matan.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №35770
 09.09.2010
It is better to think seven times than to ask one wrong question.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №35769
 09.09.2010
The force of love.
Before the New Year, when there were no tickets, a student had to go.
Vitaly in a common wagon. It is still fun, but night and half of the day can be spent. On the lower shelves were filled with four sleeves, and on the second and third were lying and tolerated. You do not go to the toilet, the chicken is up - the place is gone.
Because it was unrealistic to sleep, they spoke all night.
In the morning, the girl came to her station. Although they did not kiss or even say anything like that, but each of them realized that they were in love.
When the train stopped, Vitaly guessed to ask for a phone call. It was in the last century, so mobile phones were only available to the rich. The girl scattered her home phone on a newspaper on the table.
The train touched. Vitaly jumped back into the car and began to dream: the New Year's holidays would soon be over, so as to return to Moscow and call her soon.
He returned to his place and his slightly cramps were not enough: Aunt sitting next to him, broke the newspaper and threw out with the remains of fish. The poor guy could not even argue with them, it was their newspaper. Under the astonished eyes of the passengers, Vitaly wiped out of the garbage a piece of a newspaper with the first three digits. The other four were already far away, on the slopes.
All he knew about her was that she had a very rare name – Natasha, and that she would soon get married to a childhood friend. She could not find her name because she was driving without a ticket.
Upon returning to Moscow, Vitaly took the business: He pretended that in the worst case, he needed to make 9,999 calls to find Natasha.
- Good morning, please call Natasha to the phone.
During the evening, I managed to call 70 times, several times ridding Natasha.
If it wasn’t Natasha’s soon marriage, then you could not rush, four months: call, call, call... but time was expensive. Moreover, since he didn’t announce, why didn’t she get married?
And our Romeo went w-bank. Cheaply, because of the winter and the rush, he sold his favorite motorcycle, got into debt and hired housewives, in the amount of 12 girls, promising a large premium to the one who finds Natasha. The callers got faster because Natash’s husbands and fathers didn’t question them specifically.
Two weeks later, Vitaly was already standing with flowers in trembling pencil waiting for his beloved in the subway, and three years later they gave birth to my son a classmate.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №35768
 09.09.2010
Attention a sensation! In Lubertz was found a boy raised by dogs!
Interestingly, he is the only educated boy in Lubberts.

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