Reitarou
Embrace you
Reitarou
* I love
Nefa
Hey is
Nefa
I liked it more.
Treatata: saw a senya in the store of wins 7 ultimatum for 11,000 rubles
I thought I would take 10,000, but it wasn’t enough.
by 00:30:46
I just clearly heard a whispering voice - "May the strength be with you". Mottol winamp back - there is no such in the song. 0 - O
It’s time to stop programming at night.
Marina> Well, I don’t know how to hint to him that he’s not affected... well we are different people, we can be friends, but we don’t meet.
<Marina> Smoke you understand him 22 and he is quite like a child, and noeth...I didn’t send him a kiss with a kiss, already a saliva...Well, that’s why, let’s say, you don’t release a nuance...
<Dima> fuck, hz so and say you need an older guy
<Marina> It’s not a matter of age! I don’t want a guy to stick to my shirt. And I don’t like that he plays under my ass at all.
<Dim> I don’t know. Send it and that’s all. I don’t have the experience of getting rid of guys.
Marina> Well, you probably know what is better to say so that the guy is not offended and more so that he himself realizes that we are different.
<Dim> just ignore it. Answer with short sentences. Show him that he has borrowed you. Respond sharply and dissatisfied.
<Royal>
How are you to me?
<Royal>
Was it a hint?
<Royal>
Did I fuck you?
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My daughter burned me yesterday. In the real sense of the word. He works as an operator of a furnace for hardening metal. The oven broke, the girl called the repairmen. They do something, they do something, they test. What will the stove just be like? Tanya included her... Learned a lot about herself))))
What do you think if I cut the bread, it’s already roasted?
Is it possible, and what, to distract your husband from football?? to
Try to give birth.
17:42:12 Hurricane: Lav> I am 27 years old, I am a moderator in a child chat, and I have no money
I sent a speech to a friend, Typo shared his emotions:
I am (10:52:31 9/09/2010)
My son was different yesterday too.
by Rus. and Oz. It was necessary to insert the missed letters in the sentence "the bear grabbed the p*bin and swung it".
Posted in "Collapsed and Fucked"
He (10:52:54 9/09/2010)
The Fish
Do you curl your hair in the morning?
YYY: No, they have always been like that. From birth to disgrace.
XXX: I’m going to have a coffee. Would you?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY I will not sleep on the robot.
From Habr:
I told my girlfriend someday that it seems to me that everything around me is bots and just filling my world.
Am I also a bot?!...
I:... most of all I don’t like when bots ask such questions :)
08.09.10 by Vyacheslav
Hi to you! I really want to get to know you as a person, but you’re too sexy. So can you lubricate me in the eggs so that I don’t get distracted and can know the whole depth of your individuality?)))))))
I go to the dean’s office (D) to copy the document:
Hello, can I use Xerox?
D: Yes, you just need to turn it on, you know how?
I : of course.
30 seconds on the buttons
D (with a smile): Start with the rocket ;)
Tanya (09:15:40 9/09/2010)
Blythein... worked on the note for half a year! Yesterday sat behind the computer... I cut it off and, by habit, struck the monitor on the key! xd
What do we need to learn in English to take the exam?
Tagged: soul
I have already sold my soul for Matan.
It is better to think seven times than to ask one wrong question.
The force of love.
Before the New Year, when there were no tickets, a student had to go.
Vitaly in a common wagon. It is still fun, but night and half of the day can be spent. On the lower shelves were filled with four sleeves, and on the second and third were lying and tolerated. You do not go to the toilet, the chicken is up - the place is gone.
Because it was unrealistic to sleep, they spoke all night.
In the morning, the girl came to her station. Although they did not kiss or even say anything like that, but each of them realized that they were in love.
When the train stopped, Vitaly guessed to ask for a phone call. It was in the last century, so mobile phones were only available to the rich. The girl scattered her home phone on a newspaper on the table.
The train touched. Vitaly jumped back into the car and began to dream: the New Year's holidays would soon be over, so as to return to Moscow and call her soon.
He returned to his place and his slightly cramps were not enough: Aunt sitting next to him, broke the newspaper and threw out with the remains of fish. The poor guy could not even argue with them, it was their newspaper. Under the astonished eyes of the passengers, Vitaly wiped out of the garbage a piece of a newspaper with the first three digits. The other four were already far away, on the slopes.
All he knew about her was that she had a very rare name – Natasha, and that she would soon get married to a childhood friend. She could not find her name because she was driving without a ticket.
Upon returning to Moscow, Vitaly took the business: He pretended that in the worst case, he needed to make 9,999 calls to find Natasha.
- Good morning, please call Natasha to the phone.
During the evening, I managed to call 70 times, several times ridding Natasha.
If it wasn’t Natasha’s soon marriage, then you could not rush, four months: call, call, call... but time was expensive. Moreover, since he didn’t announce, why didn’t she get married?
And our Romeo went w-bank. Cheaply, because of the winter and the rush, he sold his favorite motorcycle, got into debt and hired housewives, in the amount of 12 girls, promising a large premium to the one who finds Natasha. The callers got faster because Natash’s husbands and fathers didn’t question them specifically.
Two weeks later, Vitaly was already standing with flowers in trembling pencil waiting for his beloved in the subway, and three years later they gave birth to my son a classmate.
Attention a sensation! In Lubertz was found a boy raised by dogs!
Interestingly, he is the only educated boy in Lubberts.