The girl:
I am interested. How will you introduce me to your parents?

The guy:
"My Mother Fuck... and then back down was?"

When the day of judgment comes, the top will become the bottom, the earth will burn and everything will be destroyed, only one thing will remain in the world - it is the old Soviet blue isolant.

Jey_fo

Medvedev thinks loudly:
Why should I fired Lucky? For the greed? for theft? for? for?
by Fuck! It says Putin.

ЪFF}: I studied on the Internet and in practice all kinds of clamps on lifts. I learned to recognize them and to scatter them instantly, without looking, and through clothes.
And yet, he was loud anyway. I hug the new one, touch the back and I don’t understand. Relief, obviously metal, sprinkles, but it does not move anywhere... Five minutes.
She regretted herself. It turned out to be on the English bulldozer.

Requiem for Autumn. I stand at a tram stop. According to the law of cold - the tram is not necessary for 25 minutes. There was already an impressive crowd waiting for the desirable "five". I am bored to see cars passing by. Here, a beautiful thing rolls on it: a yellow-dirty tractor with two plumage tractors in the cabin, clearly tuned by a magneto, judging by the sounds of the bottle, and proudly crowned on top with the Russian flag-tricolor.
What a grandfather of intelligent appearance, bowing in the coat says: "And indeed this tractor really does not badly symbolize Russia - powerful, but dirty, procured with the sludge carried from everywhere. "The frightened people smiled, deciding to add moods and I continue the topic: "Aga. And driven by two half drunk fools!"
The smiles disappeared. People turned away. It became quiet. is terrible.

I have completed the secretary-referent courses.
Today was the subject "Basics of working in the Windows operating system".
I expected the worst, but that was it.
It turns out, the cursor is a flashing stick!!! to
And hardware and software – hardware and software respectively!!!! to
And I also learned about wonderful keys called "backspace", "escap" and "printscry"!
We are three, fucking three!! - hours explained how to rename the folder, how to master the MOUSE MANIPULATOR and that "if you pressed the caps lock, all the booklets will be big, BETTER THIS BUTTON"!
My God! David Blaine is resting compared to this unmatched computer magic!
And we will be taught these "basics" looking for almost a week!!! and gt;
I’m going to be a professional in the spider from life like this.

Never use public transportation with your children.
The father is sitting, the son is on his knees, the dead silence in the bus, only the motorcycle.
Suddenly the son says loudly: "Daddy daddy! Those are the bushes in which we were with you.

I, of course, understand everything, but that my own poppy, after my brief cold, parodied what I sound... It looks even more funny when we make these sounds with a duet: I am as needed, and he is for the company. O_O

What a western, at 4 o’clock in the morning to go into the elevator, deliciously crack (being sure that at this time no one will go in it anymore) literally a moment before the elevator will enter a girl who you really like and to whom you are trying to drive. There are 9 floors left to go.

My girlfriend told me.
I talked to my girlfriend on the phone. Something goes on, she goes on and asks:
What about you?
Yes, I cooked the eggs, now I clean them, and they are hot. How stupid I could not guess to clean them first, and then cook them!

The curtain)

c) z3rgg13

I am not in the mood today. My older twin brother called me Bayonne (

From the Women’s Forum:

Alice is
Well, and glasses...it’s terrible...(((fu... a jacket yours...I’m in shock...the thunder of the grandmother...the shoulder of the shoulder...it’s terrible...the whole femininity is lost...they’re terrible...and Liv has a pair of pants and shorts...it’s terrible...softly speaking...

Alice’s Mom
Don’t you, you are the village chicken, where are you with your chicken? I told you a lot of words except "horrible";, I forgot everything. Let's go, tie your telogreek stronger and chew the fairies fucking, there is nothing to crack on glamorous bodies.

Today we went to the electives, we were taken to the office 404.
I never found the key. :D

Funny case from work, client: "A week ago my network was renamed to "happy internet", and the speed dropped 3 times. What does this mean, any problems with the router?"))

c) Do not subdue

When are you coming to the office?
At 9 o’clock.
If you are lying, you have the status of sleeping up to 11.
It is right what is worth

Today I finally broke up with my ex-girlfriend. In a modern way: she removed me from VKontakte friends, and I captured the MAC address of her netbook on my Wi-Fi router.
Vassuali: Set up, so to speak, points over Wi-Fi

A mirror in sight.

Korander: You don’t understand me, I haven’t had sex for a month (((
AnSo: Pff, I didn’t have him at 16 years old, and nothing has gone to death so far.

After all, it is a well-known fact that if in a scientific, for example, discussion, instead of "currently it is impossible to find an answer to your question that meets any strict criterion of reliability" to say "and the fucking knows it", then the time of scientific discussion is reduced by 4 times.

In the office came the aunt-seller (T-P), massagers on batteries showed. I glued, then another guy (P), minute by minute 5. Manager from our office:
Is there anything for girls that you show all the guys?
T-P: - These massagers are suitable for everyone, and for girls too
Q: Are these Unisex massagers?
T-P: No, this function is not provided in them!

A commentary in contact with the photo of the group Artery, where the vocalist has a width.

XXX wrote
5 February 2009 at 16:22
A man should have a slight negligence: either the width is stretched, or the sleeve in the shit.