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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107594
 31.12.2014
Comment on the news: "Internet Explorer will be replaced by the browser Spartan"

majestic7: SpartaN - CHAMPION))))))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №107593
 31.12.2014
and ZZZ:
>>> Particularly the relatives and the neglected strangled. Take the boy, he knows everything in the computer, and then it turns out that he can only install tanks and what a friend taught him. Do you teach the rest?

Chel, I’ll make a decision. I was like going through these messes with good boys and girls, from my mom, aunt and their acquaintances, I didn’t know where to go. They have the eyes of a shrek cat, they do it all. He burned a couple of times.
Now that I’m told how much I need that smart boy or smart girl, I ask, what do they have in possession?
The eyes are immediately opened. What? Why Why?
Well, I explain, the goods I have are expensive, cheaper than a hundred, right? For the staff, the staff pays. If they can’t get it back, what property can I get?
All, no more questions.
Per everybody thinks of me as a handdoon, but it is better to run away than to squeeze behind these protectors.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №107592
 31.12.2014
I went to the store.

You are officers. It’s not New Year’s Eve, it’s Pompeii’s last day.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107591
 31.12.2014
LeRed: the subwoofer stands on the window. There was a cat above.
LeRed: I am breaking up, whether to take a nice photo of a cat on the backdrop of trees in the outside, whether to turn on the rammstein at full volume.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107590
 31.12.2014
XXX: Supostat is such a thermostat for cooking soup.
I just thought so when I was a child.
Yyy: Ah, found the ancestor of modern multivarka.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107589
 31.12.2014
My husband gave me a pillow of grapefruit. A few days later, I cooked a snack for dinner. The husband looked at the plate and said, “You cooked my pillow?”

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №107588
 31.12.2014
маш, I know you are offended, but please go in the active search you are pregnant with me and we have a wedding in 3 weeks

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107587
 31.12.2014
With New Year!
P.S Pay for the Internet!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №107586
 31.12.2014
In Georgia, a young grandson exploded a petard right in his grandfather’s mouth. While he slept.
The fire department said it was not surprised by the incident. In recent days, it turns out, this is the twentieth such case.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107585
 31.12.2014
From Habr:

XXX: Reliability is always good. And I am concerned about the joint structure of the ice creature, because if such a character wants to move, it will banally split.
YYY: God, he is just transfiguring himself! From a solid state to a solid, but in a different position, bypassing the liquid phase. Paddle, to say so. Well, that’s provided you don’t care about the fact that there is a living piece of ice and magic :)
XXX: Well now it is clear! and :-)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107584
 31.12.2014
xxx: Well, comrades, there is only one day left before the emergence of flying machines? Or are we in the past again?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №107583
 31.12.2014
The year ends
Great phrases are born.

Where is the secretary?
She’s not here today, she’s at work.
Where is the boss?
Nor is he unnecessary.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107582
 31.12.2014
I (09:08:47 31/12/2014)
Do you think I need to open 1C today or will the working day cost the browser?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107581
 31.12.2014
I adore my work. Colleagues called in the corridor, saying - go, the matter is serious. I was stressed. And they took me to the kitchen, gave me a guitar and asked me to pick up the music for the song, consisting of one phrase, "Snowfall from the sky." That is, for a few minutes I played them 4 chords, and they, joyful as children, sang the snowfall snowfall snowfall snowfall snowfall snowfall snowfall snowfall snowfall snowfall.

I work in a serious organization.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107580
 31.12.2014
xxx: And in general, when programmers print, they just press the buttons and they press the buttons themselves. and ;-)
yyy: A***** *******h, this does not justify a 50% discount.
XXX: I’m joking, but you understand me: the economy, the course is jumping...
XXX: A single run of the mouse.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107579
 31.12.2014
I smiled. And here’s the next question "Sometimes you think there are idiots around you?"
And I, for a moment, Sisadmin!
by ******
Thank you for smiling!!! to
by ps. Potatoes for this guy. here here.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107578
 31.12.2014
Once a year, on the same day, the whole country amicably cuts the cups of salads, then sits at the TV and under the clock fight, counting the strikes, opens champagne, and after the 12th strike shook the glasses and amicably drinks.
It’s just some kind of apocalyptic mega flashmob.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107577
 31.12.2014
The neighbor in the room asked to wake him up. I can’t wake people, I’m sorry to wake them up.
I tick him up, stand up, stand up, and he says to me, “Suka, you’re going to wake up, you’re going to fuck up.”
I said to him, “What do you want, shab I woke you up or fuck you up?” and he said, “And that, and that.”
I push him further, and he says: "Ssssssseebib". And so badly, so badly.
To wake them up is like to tick a lion with a stick in the eggs.
I am, fucking, not a wake-up man.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107576
 31.12.2014
I don’t want to open a new shit, but it’s annoying. Mothers, what your child said to you or someone else, how he tricked someone, made a mistake, stumbled out - is interesting and funny only to you, your mother, and a sixty-year-old neighbor. Most people, especially here, are joking, and it’s not funny. Before telling another nonsense, imagine that it was said by a strange, not very intelligent child.
And again: if you write "prdti", be consistent, and write "udti", "zadti", and so on.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107575
 31.12.2014
31 December Krasnodar 8 am Yandex navigator - traffic jams 1 ball. A lonely post on the spot of everyday biggest morning traffic jams: "Okay Google Where is it all?"

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