BETman: once on our someone twisted the lamp of daylight.Beautiful such, dear.Laughed, because everyone knows that in our entrance some unfathomable passenger is constantly pissing the lamps.Logically, that in a couple of days there was no lamp))).But yesterday, returning at night home and accidentally noticing the unusual daylight flowing from the window of the 5th floor, understood the clever idea of the man who hanged this lamp on our floor.Wow, whoever you were-respect you of all the inhabitants of the apartments (except one on the 5th floor) of our entrance!)))
Interesting on the mail banner: The baby grew up from a slide? What to do with him?
Sold in the barracks! Part of the box :)))
I hope they still meant the slides... :)
Now Zhirinovsky will speak not "Bush -the fucking cowboy", but "Obama -the sweaty Negro".)))))
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Q: Fuck, you go to the ass with your spurs, you don’t have enough of what we write in the 404 audience?? to
One of my impressive friends played a foll3 and wrote to me:
Carefully walking through the Super-Pupper market, I ran into a women’s toilet. There was hiding some bad raider, and for this he received 4 healing bullets in the head area. After examining the headless corpse, I looked around, found a screw, a couple of covers, and began to inspect the toilet cabins. Then I made a terrible mistake.
Obeying the established habit of trying to use everything, I approached the toilet. I looked at him. A terrible damn blow, filled with a sinister dim yellow jade, give, think, shake - and throw "action"
The next two seconds were the worst in my life.
My character fell on his knees and started drinking from there!
His hands trembled.
Tonight I will have nightmares.
I love you, Sunny!
YYY: I’m also your leg.
My son is my son ?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Yyy: Lan I go fucking
If the world is owned by the one who owns the information, the information is owned by the one who owns the information.
The one with a TV in his hands.
http://community.livejournal.com/ru_childfree/1233942.html?thread=75711510#t75711510
told a friend who served in the navy and their ship entered the
and Japan. It was at the end of the Soviet period. Nothing in Russia.
has been. And our sailors, if possible, gathered all the equipment there. So here
One of our sailors bought a refrigerator. For some reason he
Delivering the refrigerator to the ship. Maybe in Japan.
There was no delivery, I don’t know. So he rented a bicycle.
In some unthinkable way, he twisted the refrigerator to the large, putting
Vertical to the seat. I started this complex construction carefully.
Go to the port. He walked by himself, holding the wheel with one hand.
The second is a two-meter refrigerator. The road passed through
The underground tunnel.
So he went, went, went. He walked very slowly because he was very afraid of falling.
A precious refrigerator. The tunnel was long and manly.
In the middle of the road, I noticed that the reverse side is tight.
The flow of cars, and to his side, no one. Only him. Then he stopped and
I slowly turned my head back and looked. was behind him.
A thousand kilometers long column of cars that followed him. Hundreds of cars
They were driving like ghosts at a speed of a kilometer per hour. The man was shocked before
The depths of the soul. Then everybody was upset – "no, they’d even kick, or I’d.
I felt so dumb when I turned around, still ashamed"
and ?
Mike Tyson’s grandmother puts his grandson to sleep with two beats.
I am created for marriage.
The third kind is not marriage.
[ came drunk to the pharmacy with a companion, there is an intimate goods department]
Comrade: em em em how much does a rubber rubber cost?
Young man, are you not ashamed to argue?
Do you not be ashamed of selling rubber?
Playa... put a new widget, bought 2 GB of apparatus, now I have 4 of them, the landscape with the maximum parameters is running, pleased, but the quip stucco ignited: "Error. Too many animated smiles. Use static smiles." So how do I live with it now? O_O
Berlusconi on the new president of the United States:
"He is young, beautiful and even perfectly burnt"
M00ngusta: What are you playing?
Romashka: thrash, metal
M00ngusta: Oh a la Slayer...?
Romantic: The type of...
M00ngusta is cool. When is the concert? I really, very much want to listen to good friends, drink beer, get tired, in general...
M00ngusta: and I will come, with a percussion. Healthy jams can be removed.
It’s a lot of Latin American cogs ?
Romashka: - (probably so) we are dancing Mambo-o-o!! to
O'din lead us to death!!! Ha ha ha ha!!! to
m00ngusta, 16:59 is great. In a few minutes, I will release the song.
Rosemary at 5:00 pm))
m00ngusta, 17:00: in the roles
5:00 am - the marionette girl
17:01 groulom - Aztec warrior samadhi
17:01 *for intrigue I suggest adding a balalaika
17:01 )))
m00ngusta, 17:08
and Marianne
dance with me.
and all will be well
At this time, in the summer
You can rest with your soul...ch-cha-cha
by SAMAELIO
O'Din is great! Lead us to death!
We will cut off a member!
We leave the enemies behind.
And it will be without problems.
Inexorable swinging of the samuel for approximately 1.5 minutes, during which the balladers come out on stage and play something like "the moon shines, the light shines clearly", only more viciously, fragmentarily and rapidly.
Romashka: PPC
Despite the logic, the monkey still looked more like the previous president of the United States.
George: It’s a shit, one day I got stuck in the subway on the first-May jacket with the door...
(In Minsk, this is the only station where the doors are opened on the right side of the train)
If we made girls, 90% of men would remain virgins.
<ZeroGravity> short lamps go all naked
ZeroGravity has left #programmers
<MiRacLe> this is what I understand
<MiRacLe> the man said - the man did!
<MiRacLe> not what you are
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To the quote:
Today’s election: Who do you think will win?
Saito: I think Obama will win, but I think Obama will win.)
Shadow: But not here! I’m also sick for Obama, but McCain will win!
Shall we bet? ?
Saito: Let it go! I want to have sex! ?
The Light: Let It Go
I’m going to go to the store and buy some smoothies! ?
I also went to a store, I bought some appliances ;)
Saito: o_0 eeyemmm... I hope that’s not what I thought?
The light ?
Saito: I never thought I would be so worried about the outcome of the election in America.
The country is proud of you!! to