Mike> (11:30 07.05.2014) In Moscow went snow and tanks.

How many times do you need to sneeze to get an orgasm?
I had a tough 20-minute sex with dust on the roof today.

From Habr:

Q: And what is the problem of going through the registration and not mating and not calling for violence on your page and in your repository of source codes?

WOW: And where is the guarantee that the call to violence will not be declared a line in the script of the kind “kill ${PROC}”?

xxx: your smiles are like Roman numbers
XXX: The Assessment of Humor
xxx is : )
The xxx :)
xxx to))
xxx :D
xxx : xd
YYY: )))))))))

Hello from Kiev. They are robbed in Russia. Crimea is also in charge. Congratulations to all of you.
We did not steal Crimea from you, it fled from you.

bionet: from news group south-east/anti-Maidan to vk:

If the National Guard does not stop blocking food cars for Slavyansk, then the Slavs will begin to eat prisoners, and then come and eat the army.

Men in note. correspondence with my husband.
Where did you put the chicken soup out of the refrigerator?
M: Ah, how would you say that...
M: I put it in the shell...
I: O_o
I: Did he bother you? and :)
M: No, I thought it was water from under the chicken =)
I: Well you thought right. Only the water out of the chicken is called "bullion" :)

The brother in the dining room stopped pouring half of the first portion. He insulted the working dining room and imposed European sanctions - he does not go there for lunch for 100 rubles, but goes to a nearby cafe for 200 rubles.

The Office Control...
xxx: And, most importantly, refuses so interesting... Even to be offended doesn’t work out... Access is closed, as these are websites for adults....
XXX is me!! And a suck. Or better, somewhere in the third size.

(Discussion of the photo where Aunt Toples washes the window)

O-va (13:29:56 7/05/2014)
Of course, I’m wildly apologizing for the fact that someone else is cleaning up at home?! to

Macluen (13:31:45 7/05/2014)
What is your address?

O-va (13:32:44 7/05/2014)
What is? The faces?

Macluen (13:33:01 7/05/2014)
Home of yours

O-va (13:33:07 7/05/2014)
December 29

O-va (13:33:08 7/05/2014)
and CHO

O-va (13:33:17 7/05/2014)
and

O-va (13:33:20 7/05/2014)
I understood

From the FB tape:
Do you know the theory of six hands? According to this theory, any two people on Earth are separated by only five levels of common acquaintances (respectively, six levels of connections). This means that specifically you, a simple resident of Kharkiv, are acquainted, for example, with singer Bill Gates by a maximum of 5 people. Or even less. Funny is it, right?

Yes, the singer Billy Gates is really funny)))

I live in the Crimea... Finally my dream has come true – you can say to the Moscovites: "We have come here".)))))

Protest against chaos. Very well invented, fuck. Declare what a picket against entropy.

Imagine a situation: Thor and Hulk in a spacecraft in near-Earth orbit, in conditions of unweight. Thor releases the hammer from his hand, which hangs in the air. Question: Will Hulk be able to use the hammer?
If so, then weak protection from NSD, techno-magic pumped. It is uninteresting.
But if not, then it turns out to be a very interesting object: hanging in space is a relatively unmovable object that cannot be moved. Here is the point of Archimedes!
What if I put a hammer in a box? Also not? What is the difference between a box and a spacecraft in which the hammer can move?
The Millner

XXX: I have a bottle of whiskey stands - you need to invite people to poker in the evening to splash

YYY is max. You are falling!
YYY: Take a child and suffer like everyone else!

There was a psychiatrist at the department. I went into the office, sat down. And she and her girlfriend on the phone trembling about some frank anger. Candy, cocktails, I listened for half an hour exactly (I watched the clock every minute, and a lot of doctors had to go through). It didn’t irritate me as a child, but I stopped, saying nothing. After half an hour, she put the phone, put the stamp, said the next call and called the number... and what, an interesting method, I thought.

Mom looks at my Parliament pack: “What are you smoking? I am an EM-FI-ZE-MA.” It sounds like a disease of some sort.

While going to work, I watched the most fun thing: the children in the courtyard played, apparently, in the world war. The event was not that remarkable, but their conversation impressed me:
I use chemical weapons. One is threatening.
Oh yeah! It is not by rules! Takes him another.
And I am America, I am America!
The curtain.
The baby’s mouth, as they say.

to this:
I stopped writing about politics. And now, tell me, how can I know what is happening in the world?! to

I support. I’ve heard all the important news here before.

The woman at work talked about her problems:
My husband’s birthday happened today. We knew about it, but not in time.