Fuck, I got my diploma!
YYY: What is there for you?
Yes, the fucking after work gathered to eat, he warmed meant, took a bowl in the kitchen, sat dumb in front of the bowl, ate, stood up and went back to the kitchen to wash dishes!
YYY: So what is that? = = /
The computer was turned off!!! to

X: Do you have any friends?
YYY: Of course there is.
XXX: It is bad to believe. According to the page on VKontakte.
YYY: What if I don’t have a page at all? Would you stop believing in my existence?

Terrorist Anders Breivik will not be "sitting" alone in anticipation of the final decision of the medical commission, as according to local laws mentally unstable criminals are prohibited from being alone for a long time. According to iAfrica, the leadership of the prison has decided to hire for him fellow prisoners who will entertain the terrorist, playing chess and florbal with him, as well as conducting conversations. In part, this duty falls on his guards.
XXX: I think it’s crazy.
Killed 77 people
You are also amused.

I bought a small vacuum cleaner for the keyboard. The dust. The computer writes in the word: YYYYYYY.

History at the Technical Faculty. A young and harmful preacher and student who tried to get a bill yesterday:
Q: Name the three branches of state power in Russia.
C: Well there is Parliament... a long torment.
Q: Zika, are you drinking during the week?
I said I’m drinking.
P: That doesn’t justify you. It explains everything, but does not justify it.

From the Women’s Forum:
A friend of mine told me that if you swallow sperm, you can fly.
Is it true? :o
Yyy: Oh, and if you drink a raw egg, you'll definitely take a dozen :D

In one of the South Park series, the problem of a large number of poor people was solved by reducing the income bar. That is, the poor now considered, for example, those who had a income of $ 60 (and before-$ 70). And now guess what methods the Russian government plans to fight poverty. It is sad, ladies and gentlemen.

Questions to a doctor on a medical website:

Question: What is anal sex?Is it sex behind?? to
The doctor’s answer: No, it’s sex in the ass. Where to go, there are options.

The guy wrote a compliment on the wall of the archetypical blonde "You are beautiful as a dull spring!" Is it a mistake or a subtle sarcasm? @Roberthumor

The news
22:35 Mavrodi disappeared from the hospital, capturing an expensive device
Comment: After some time, a young man with astrolabism entered the city...'

XXX is
And Galina Gavrilovna almost wheeled me once, when I asked her on the machine to the phone Govnin Gorilovna...

A fairly precious in German by Olga Vasilievna
It quickly became a violent orgia.
Greetings from Newcastle =)

by Starling:
I once in school, class at 9, into the trolleybus went, took the hand of instructions on the foot near the exit, I hold. And also the blonde comes in and naturally sits on my arm, so my hand is between her legs. To say I was surprised, to say nothing. Two stops and we went.
Injury for a lifetime.

by Wolfhound_Gelert
Parking is always difficult.

The girl wants a cat, to have someone to sleep with, the man in principle for the same purposes, but secondary.

Lu (01:52:38 2/06/2012)
Little whites

Lu (01:52:48 2/06/2012)
Announcements about cats

Lu (01:52:54 2/06/2012)
Honestly Blind

NK: soon in the resume will have to post socially independent (from networks)

YYY: What a significant bonus

NC: Yes Yes

NB: We are taking it!

NK: And then it turns out that the man simply didn’t have the internet at home...

We agreed to meet a friend near a small shopping center. I approach, I see a crowd of people with a camera, a microphone and equipment. I see a man in a good costume coming out of the TC, next to a girl in a bright solid dress. The actors apparently. They go out, stop, find out the relationship, here the actor has an attack, he falls. I don’t like the new director. They go out again, talk again, the actor falls again. At the shooting, the equipment is cleaned, rehearsed without it, pulled off. I see a friend approaching. With poor vision, he goes crazy, sees nothing around, notices me, takes a directive, fits. We communicate and I monitor what is happening. Again the actors come out, they begin to speak, I give out: "Serge, see, what I am deceiving, that man will have an attack," I stretch out my hand toward the person, a couple of magical movements and he falls. The girl next to him pumps, I hold my hand stretched out, a friend in shock. Here I say, ‘Okay, live,’ I lower my hand, the actor rises up and smiles. The curtain.

You can download the trailer "The Arrival of the Train". I don’t know how to watch

Why does toilet paper run out so quickly?
I: Well, Barry and I do not deny anything to ourselves.

Here is another situation with sales mentions. The man defended himself and was guilty. All in our justice. You are being killed – stand and don’t crack. The Russian government, as you did.

1: "How are the roads laid?" - a small repair - in Russia everything is done on the snow
And in the rain :)
3: In the name of the moon
And on an empty stomach.
5: Not asphalt