Only in Russia you are already serving with weapons, when passing the military-medical commission, you need to bring a certificate from a psycho- and drug dispenser, that you are not registered there! >_<

XX: You imagine there are also non-executive directors. Funny sounds
YYY: How is it?
xxx: the type of director, but non-executive, rofl

What is there with the dishes?
Jets are
Tell her I won’t come.

Hawking said the emergence of artificial intelligence would be the greatest achievement of human civilization, but at the same time underestimating the threat from the birth of AI could be the biggest mistake in human history.
YYY: Yes for God’s sake. Robots are better than people. Among the robots I have not met any idiots.

Teekannee> As a child, probably each of us went to the village to my grandmother on the work and travel program.

On May 9, a plane with a two-colored Georgian tape will fly around New York City.
The Su-24?
and 160

Before the battle in WoT:
Something Elenemer does not work.
WOW: WOW WOW

TTS: The familiar filmologist was very pleased. He loves animals very much, everyone knows this, so the boys of his neighbor brought him a puppy, all broken. Well, his uncle healed him, went out, fed him. And by the way, to say the poppy is quite large and beautiful, and therefore to talk!
In general, as he went to work, he included an infinite repetition on the comp any phrase, pre-recorded. The result exceeded all expectations. A week is a phrase.
By the way, the neighbors on the site also communicate with the same phrases)))))))

a little on the topic of ad mistakes or offers on selling flowers, I had a story with an unknown consequence

sitting like a local city forum, looking for an old steel for a holiday home
One person responded with this message "call this number
This girl has a castor, grows heroin in it "

I was delighted and promptly called, presented myself, and said:
Do you have heroin, do you sell it?
On that cable a second confusion and hanged the telephone.

After some time I learned that I was calling a very influential member, line.
I was listening, of course, some interested in "a cocktail with heroin..."
But what happened next, heh.
Before I came to know that the flower is not heroin, but GEORGIN!!!! to

aka' Biker_55

Thirty-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four! In Roskomnadzor they are trying to spray the all-Russian anti-bomber == it is just cool, comrades...

Why do you have such a big monitor, grandmother?
To see you on Skype, Red Hat.

The State Museum No. 8 is opened. You buy a ticket, you enter, and there is an empty room.
And the grandmother sits on the chair, guarding.

>Voices of residents of Crimea at "Eurovision-2014" will be counted as Ukrainian
As a result, residents of the Crimean peninsula will be able to vote for Russia and not for Ukraine

Russia will vote for the second time and the United States will not recognize it again. and :)

We have how. First you buy a video course, in the advertisement of which promise that you will be able to seduce any girl on the first date. And then in the first lesson it turns out that in the beginning you just have to become a brilliant beautician in shoes for 400 backs. You have shoes. And here, having collected the remains of intelligence in the center of your own baldness and pulling the stomach, you look in the mirror at your cheeks, because of which you can no longer see your ears, and your cheeked beard and you think: interesting... and why a brilliant beauty video course?

We talk to a friend:
Has something gone out of your head when you have a doctor?
I: 21 May
Friend: 21... So you are straight like my member!
I: Ah, so you congratulate me every year on May 12th :)

to this:

It’s like in a fighting club.
Give a person the opportunity to consume, and consumption will become the meaning of his life. Nothing else will worry him anymore.

The main thing is that a person is happy. I see this in the clips: Happiness is a human concept. What is man, philosophically speaking? Man, comrades, is Homo sapiens who can and wants. Maybe she has everything she wants, and she wants everything she can. Do you go, comrades? If he, that is, a man, can do everything he wants and wants everything he can, then he is happy.

Forum of Ventilators
The xxx:
I was always concerned with the question about the phrase "20 m3/h per visitor, and 60 m3/h per survey. It is ".
And how do you make it so that the service staff gets exactly 60 cubes, and the visitor gets their 20? Or do they give shutters with cybers at the entrance?

YYYY :
You can give anti-gases with a calibrated reducer at the entrance. They breathe on the hole, by counting.

to this:
Q: Which is the most stupid nick you’ve met?
yyy: "and_made_gay" It was very fairy to die in Call of Duty 4 on a local servacle, and see the inscription on the screen - you killed the player and made_gay"))

And I met people with nicknames in CS "aleksey_buhoy_v_govno" and "avtobusNo716"))

Freddie Kruger is the Rosomach who fell into a volcano.

I work in a warehouse, tables, chairs, compasses and other figs are dusty, waiting for their hour, there was a shortage in the inventory in the form of 2 chairs. We searched for three days and found that we were sitting on them.