From the Christian Forum:

Alexander: I did not eat the illuminated cupcake on Easter.I regret, forgive God.
I just wanted (
Kor03d: Alexander, next time turn on the light. It’s sweet in the dark – you can accidentally eat it quickly.

Recalled past battles.
I jumped out of my love.
The sun rejoiced, the day rejoiced.
I was lying in a cane, drunk in the dirt.

People and years passed.
They touched me and said:"Mdaaa"

@almaximal: You know, I dream that someday there will be a beautiful time when #girls, if they have another, will say that they “have another” rather than what they “must think.”
It is a pity that this time will never come.

Klepto: This is you, a communicative man, and I was raised by wild computers in an abandoned toilet.

I constantly lose my discs. Specifically, not to lose, bought a bag for them a bag. I lost all the discs right away.

and Vladivostok. No heating or hot water.
Greench: I’ve drank the hot water while it was, I love it.
Grinch: I’ll go to anywhere, I’ll still shoot cold. and electricity.
I’m still paying my salary, I love it.

xxx: In short, make a better set of several procedures to help determine whether the grandmother is a dumb man or not. In other words, the option: "Kill the dragon - take the princess" is okay?
yyy: xxx, the principle is that dragons love virgins, and that matter is solved simply))
XXX: They don’t like them. Virgins are sacrificed first. Who will smite the dragon the girl who gives?!...

I try to distract myself from strange thoughts, but sadly, living in my team with every minute becomes more and more terrifying.
WOW: What is it?
Today, the chief accountant is just a pipe.
Less than that, she wears a bracelet in her tongue and an iPhone in a leather blanket on her belt.
thx: so she today stuck in a short top, revealing her far from flat and unstretched stomach, on which a huge blue-green tattoo is emblazoned
I don't know what to think about this man.
Q: I am afraid of her.

An old fool can be regardless of age.

Meeting at Schlagbaum

With a basket of mushrooms, as usual, I went out on the highway one and a half kilometers from my village. And immediately next to me stopped some unnoticeable “Korean.” Driving for 30 years, apparently Eastern blood, intrigued me with the question: "Where is the shlagbaum?"
Shlagbaums are usually placed in front of railways, and I started pretending where in our places could be near the railway move. I remembered a couple of such things, started explaining how to walk.
But the Caucasian interrupted me, “How many kilometers?”
I answer: “At least 35 in both cases.”
He unhappyly shakes his head: these options are not suitable, the shlagbaum should be somewhere nearby.
I start breaking my brains. I recall a road-by-road bush of a forest worker, the passage to which was flanked by a self-fired shlagbaum. But it burned down last year along with this protective structure. However, the place is very close, and there are no other options, and I give the Caucasian a clue to the burned straw.
As I walked from half a mile, he drove back and forth, stopped next to me again and asked the same question again.
“Why do you need this slug?“I’ve thrown it in my hearts.
“I was appointed for a meeting there,” he complained.
Here I recalled one, seven kilometers away, a cow branch closing on a horizontal shed, and I, in order to separate from the guy with a more or less pure conscience, directed him there.
Soon I was in my village.
This case almost went out of my memory, but somewhere in six months I went to a solid bookstore in Moscow. There, moving from the shelf to the shelf, I somehow involuntarily grabbed a look at a small follicle "A Brief Encyclopedia of a Modern Girl". I began to scratch him. There was a lot of advice on how to behave to girls in different typical life situations. I came across such a paragraph:
"Sometimes, a guy who is unpleasant to you, asks for a date with him. Here it is better not to sew it sharply, but to agree to a meeting, the place of which should look quite specific, but in practice will be too uncertain. For example, to suggest, “Okay, we’ll meet at the nearest shlagbaum.”

A broken bottle, fortunately. Broken happiness is to drink.

to this
"Slegonza argued with his husband, he went to his mother "to host",";
It’s not a husband, it’s a wife.

to this:
And for most drinkers, this is the most important thing – NOT THINK to be a stupid cattle. A person to be tired for many"

I am not tired of this man, I am tired of you and you, the whole day is hard!

Let’s bring another child.
Husband: I suggest putting the alarm at 4 in the morning and there solve this issue.

The slugons argued with his husband, he went to his mother "to host", because his mother will always understand and so on. Three weeks passed. The man rushes back home, writing SMS.

Why am I? I love my mother-in-law! Let him live with her a few more weeks, then I will be an angel in the flesh!

XXX: Until recently I thought that higher education was not necessary at all.
xxx: until I met a girl who doesn’t even meet guys who don’t have a higher education

After all, many put a light bulb in their mouth, or would like to try.
Here and I argued with my friends that I would push her out without any problems, pushed her into the mouth.
What was their surprise when I pulled it out without any problems.
Thank you to one guy who broke my jaw at school. Now I can easily pull it out of the passports and also put it in place.)

Oh, how quickly you did it!! And so great!
yyy: I just have a magic button on the keyboard "Make a pissado" ;)
X: Can I do any more elephant ears then? The vampire teeth. Change the colour to blood-red. And the foon is dark to do))
YYY:...but it only works once for each photo.

A comment to the demotivator, which shows a picture of a keyboard fragment, which consistently follows the letters S, E, X and the inscription "Let’s argue, have you just looked at the keyboard?":

Oh shit to fuck. Real gamers will not be held, the combination of WASD they know better than their date of birth.

The student sends a message:
Thank you for not coming to Phuket:
I was one among the babs today) and I was disgraceful)