With Miley.
This is not the first case of censorship of films in China. Previously, an episode of the film Titanic was cut. The film came out on the screens without a scene, where the heroine Kate Winslet poses the hero of Leonardo DiCaprio naked. From the actress in the story of the scene left one head. “Do you think I’ve been waiting for three-dimensional icebergs for 15 years?” asked one of the spectators.

I seem to understand how mature age differs from old age:

In adulthood, you wear pants and brush your teeth in the morning.

In old age, you brush your teeth and brush your pants in the morning.

Students are burning. I haven’t been there for a whole year, but I came here today and asked:
Is today the deadline for laboratory deliveries?
I can give up next week.
Okay, and we went away. O_O

Maximov_Sergey_103: When you look at the clock and you see 3:14, you realize that your sleep is really 3.14th.

The office rule: the undernourished food residues are thrown away not by the one who brought the food and not by the one who did not eat, but by the one who asked what it smells like.

I talk to a girl on Skype:
You know, I want a cat.
You have an allergy.
D: Then the man
I am a fucking logic

(Place of activity: Forum of Mothers)

X: What are the problems and tricks of boys with scissors?? to
Y: When they grow up, they go where they don’t go. ;)
Z: We haven’t gone anywhere for 2.5 years.

YYY: Come please, I have a problem I insert and he hangs
Is it for the doctor and not for me?
YYY: Excel is hanging a perverse!!! to

I ran two kilometers this morning. Exhausted all of this, I feel my leg hurts terribly and does not pass. entered the hospital. I was prescribed some shit and said "Not whiddy, of course, but will help". This is the first time I have met an adequate doctor who has looked at House =)

Excerpt from the Code of the Russian Federation on APN. According to Article 8.21:
Emission of harmful substances into the atmospheric air or harmful physical effects on it without special permission - entails the imposition of an adm. fines on citizens in the amount of 20-25 MRL; on officials - 40-50 MRL; on legal persons - 400-500 MRL.
Printed and hanged at work in the toilet. I didn’t like it, I removed it.

I heard today by chance a conversation of my colleagues, women of pre-retirement age (Germany, the office of a large German company). Three aunts seriously discussed the disappearance of socks in washing machines. It turned out that two of them lost their socks after almost every wash. Everyone’s cars are different, the price too. Many versions have been put forward. The latter was the version that manufacturers specially make secret holes, where socks fall, so that the machine quickly failed and was handed over to repair. One added that the repairers are also in a conspiracy, they throw their socks. They crossed it, and, having mocked unfair producers, dispersed in their workplaces.

I went to work in another city, where my girlfriend lives. Well, in general, in the evening I go to the pharmacy, take contraceptives, calculated, I am going to leave, the seller begins to pair the discount card of their pharmacy. I tell her like I’ll leave tomorrow and not the fact that I’ll ever come back. The seller looks at the package of condoms for a long time, then on me and gives out: "Well, you are here with someone, give her a card."

Discussion of the new Baskov clip:

BlackAdder: I wonder why he’s stuck to the orgia in Kiras?

Pilot_Petrenko: Without Kira, he begins to lust himself right away.

He went on a diet and jumped GTA.
Why the GTA?
- pushing on the beach lean women in swimsuits

I sit, therefore at work, in parallel with my beloved I communicate:
I: Hello
She: Hi, you know, I decided to turn into a blonde!
I: Well, your thing, I like it... by the way, I noticed that you have a multi-tachpad on your notebook.
She: How is it?
I: Well, like on your HTS, you can narrow, expand with two fingers.
She: Okay, I will try it.
This is not the case with Nippon (((
Okay, I will come, I will show you.
In a few hours:
She: Baby, is this not to be done by the mouse? and?
I: Have the courage to paint.)

Diablo 3 developer dies, goes through all the circles of hell, kills the devil, stands in front of the gates of heaven.
The Apostle Peter finds himself with a list: - this and that?
The developer: Yes.
Apostle Peter: Sorry, mistake 37

MK: I am a Megan diplomat!!!))
VVVictoRRR: the VTF?
MK: I got sick, did not go to work, the boss needed a document, which I made at my compass. In general, I had to show wonders of delicacy and excitement in order to explain to the boss with a poker face that the file lies in the folder "Different Hut" in the attached folder "Hut"...

Buying a 48 size shoe.

XXX: I bought shoes at the start-up. Where I looked I didn’t understand and got 14 size English, our 50th. I wear 40. Really stunned when I got it. He wrote Valueva on Twitter saying he didn’t need him for half the price. He did not answer. Then I put it on the aircraft and bought it quickly from Hardy. So whoever will be in the Tver enter yourself carefully, otherwise don’t give god to the master of my shoes narvetsya.

XXXX: Google is not a verb, but an inflammation of Google!

When I read about A3 I found out:

Surprises await us at every step. Let’s say you’re reading a book on your iPad and suddenly noticing that a good musician plays next to you. Or you’re traveling the internet sitting on the couch and witnessing a funny scene: a dog wears your daughter’s ballet pack.

What will a dog do???? to