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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №81845
 22.05.2013
Sasha Gray came to Khabar, in the platinum arena.
Going down to see her...
The old man, and you haven’t seen it?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №81844
 22.05.2013
Remember, we have a cat door at the back door in the cottage?
xxx: to come in and come when he is comfortable
This is how Rex learned to use this door to get into the house too.
YYY: Oh how? He will not pass. Or will the head go through, and the rest?
xxx: precisely))) he switches his head into the door and begins to knit
XXX: Until the miserable owners let him into the house
YYY: )))))))))))
xxx: little of this, he found another use for this door
xxx: if you approach him on the street with a leake to cool him, he runs and squeezes his head inside, like a stroke.
XXX: and patiently waits in this posture until it flies

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №81843
 22.05.2013
I have to go to Thailand! The prostitutes are cheap. It will even give you a point for 150 rubles!
– Oh... look there carefully, or for 200 she’ll end up there!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81842
 22.05.2013
Comment to the news "A giant asteroid rises to Earth" on delo.ua:
Guest:Please send this asteroid to the address: Kiev, Ul.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81841
 22.05.2013
Sometimes you want to settle yourself in the head of the cockroaches and fiercely, madly avenge.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81840
 22.05.2013
<< xxx: now and new curtains to buy, and somehow convince the cat to eat more, so that the incident does not happen again.>>

The cat? to persuade? to eat? and more?
I envy...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №81839
 22.05.2013
Questions and answers for fans to comment on local posts:
What separates an ordinary man from an epic dude?
____________________________________________________________________
Only one trait.

[ + 42 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81838
 22.05.2013
xxx: 1.5 thousand km
XXX in 15 days.
xxx: 100 kilometers per day
xxx: 4 km per hour
XXX: My postman walked by the fucker and didn’t even speed up!

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81837
 22.05.2013
X: I have seen everything.
x: but "download charts on mortgage loans porn"...

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81836
 22.05.2013
From Anonymous Secrets:

I read on one of these pages, how the girl to work called the grandmother and began to praise the new shampoo.Just, she said, it is not washed at all, but the hair then just stunning - crazy soft and shiny.When the girl came home, she immediately ran to look at the miracle shampoo.It turned out that it was lenor!
The essence of the secret has long been struggling with hair, hair long, already up to the belt, but the food is not enough - hanging the straw.Cut off even 10 centimeters,to grow further,really crazy.I tried everything I could.And you know...I tried Lenor!Girls,he really makes the hair amazing!
I tried different ways, but a greater effect is achieved if you apply it to dry hair, go for 20 minutes, and then wash your head.
Try it, it’s good :3

I read and my brain is already exploding, but that’s not all, the comment below:

Do you have new hair?
- No, I washed them with Love "The Magic of Color"

This is where I was covered, choking for 5 minutes...

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81835
 22.05.2013
In Colombia, police covered a 5 hectare hemp field. Whether there will be little rain...

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81834
 22.05.2013
From "home will not understand":
I remember the fifth grade, he tied a rope to a brick and carried it with him everywhere and called it Lesh.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81833
 22.05.2013
What do you think is the worst thing to hear, I am pregnant'?
Tagged: porn director

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №81832
 22.05.2013
In her satellite awakened spots of politeness. A touching picture - he holds her hand behind the collar with the words: "Drrogaja, not pizz..nis!"...

And now we move to Kherson.. the beginning of the 90s.. late evening.. trolleybus.. at the stop comes a clear pair.. he and she.. sports costumes.. mohero shorts.. on him, of course, the cap.. thoroughly subdued.. sit in a row.. he is at the window, she is at the passage.. the evening is really late, the trolleybus makes the last round and into the park, and therefore she drove on all the pairs and on the turns puts a steep twist.. another twist and she, not holding up, rolls out into the passage... You are going to go!"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №81831
 21.05.2013
Patriarch Kirill reminded the Secretary General of the Council of Europe about the sinfulness of same-sex marriages.
Yyy: Gensek and his husband were extremely surprised

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №81830
 21.05.2013
Game of Thrones: Who else will be killed?
YYY: You will be killed. Would you tell me how?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №81829
 21.05.2013
The law on the prohibition of smoking in the territory of the institutions is nonsense
We are now dumb for the fence of the council to go out and smoke)))
My dad doctor, on the fourth floor is sitting in a separate office - for the territory of 10 minutes walk, does not rush... But he has this question radically decided.
It is scary to imagine.)
Their chief physician everywhere to hang the tablets said, “It is forbidden to smoke Cigarettes,” and in a five-minute order read about the prohibition of cigarettes.
So my dad didn’t get confused and brought a phone and a calyan to work.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81828
 21.05.2013
The C bagtrecker:
For a long time it was believed that bit is indivisible. But our scientists...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №81827
 21.05.2013
Is it possible to fuck the lion?
WOW :?! to
WOW: I think you can...
I did not write to you (I did not write to you).
What a horror. Do you work in the forest?
HGH: Why is it?
hhh: a, you are about the wolves))))))) no, it's a game that makes the wolves in the locations of pastures... and I was just interested
Remind me not to go to nature with you.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81826
 21.05.2013
Do you have clean jeans?
No, only the usual ones.

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