Hello, I am in a funny situation right now.
xxx: I have a compot from the rosette) the neighbors have already admitted, the damage will be paid
yyy: >_<
xxx: The child from above diligently poured compot into the socket)
XXX is cherry.

“The Catholicism!”
I shield genially. I know where they are recording?
I believe in catalysis, electrolysis, in the name of anode, cathode, and the Great Faraday!
Blessed be Berzelius at all times!

Yes yes,
“No one owes you anything just because you’re dating someone or living together.”
This includes cleaning, borsting, mines, laundry, etc. And then we know such wise men: he owes her nothing, and in general, he LOVES her, to bluff her, and that, of course, is enough; and she should be good to him, serve him fully, and so on, as well as Loveff or Nahua, then I need you.

It is said that indolence is a sign of the inevitable breakdown of the personality. But, as they say, the desire for absolute order is one of the main signs of schizophrenia.
And if there is no difference, then why dust?

Want a rare name for a girl? Is this the rarest?
As a pediatrician with decent experience (Moscow) I recommend:
Natasha, Lena, Olya and Light.

They will be almost unlikely to meet the weight in the kindergarten, school, etc. Guarantee of 99.999% on discount.

I will not tell for the whole professional life, and in the last 5 years I met 1 (!) Lena and 1 (!) and OLA. I don’t remember Nathan at all.
But Fevronia in a diaper and Cassandra's blistering bubbles don't surprise anyone)

Raw carapuz Valerian is 2.5 years old. You ask him: What is your name, Valkyrie? The valley?
and Valerian.
What is your name, grandmother?
and Valerian.
So you imagine: "Valerian, Monsieur Cher, you are once again crowded! Be kind and behave properly!"

I have a clock at 10.33
YYY: No, thank you, I’ve already turned my clock somewhere drunk, I don’t want it anymore.

What are you busy with?
HS: I know about the bank.
HS: I called the bank on Skype, and my mother came from behind and told me that she bought me a miracle milk.
HS: I will go
Tagged: lol xD

Today, all the buses saw a strange picture.
XXX: a dirty and dirty body floated into the salon. He did not pay for the trip, but the driver left him. The body began to get rid of the passengers, but the passengers rub the mode "I don’t notice anything". He stopped five, complaining with a loud voice about the shamelessness of modern representatives of homosapiens.
xxx: here it should be said that the men, including me, did nothing. Yes, I was disgusted to connect with this spider, I admit!
But then a miracle happened. She stood up
xxx: cute girl category just over 20, in a black coat, with curls to the waist and a rainbow umbrella
The heavenly creation, in a few tangible words, declared how it hated the alkasha, and for the next two minutes furiously pissed the shrouded body with a rainbow umbrella!! to
At the next stop, she drove him out of the bus with one pinch, after which, with full satisfaction, sat down and, not paying attention to the flattering eyes of all around, put on headphones, plunging into the nirvana.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
One thing I regret.
WOW :?
He didn’t marry her exactly the same way.

Included in ORT. There fucking Elena Malysheva with an unchanging cheerful smile tells me that, I quote: "Leaving that world is a happy time!" I turned off the horse.

The season of sudden love for the Motherland and veterans is open!

Do not forget to remind you how angry you are that veterans are only remembered on holidays.

I add :
From what point was Vladimir the Baptist at first a fierce persecutor of Christians, and then suddenly changed sharply?

He chose religion as his wife: that the prince should stand above the pope (and not as in Catholicism, where the pope could exclude the king from the church, and he was conducted to manipulate), and even a little for the beauty of the rites.

UNICEF, another important factor was that Christians are not forbidden to bow.

The results of the survey under hypnosis of the 30s of the last century were disclosed.
It turns out that the surveyed claimed that he was abducted by aliens.
Under hypnosis, he said the following.
Aliens collect all possible information about Earth. But they are inconvenient by the almost complete incomprehensibility of inscriptions in medical cards. Aliens have claimed that in the entire galaxy there are no more unclear manuscripts than the doctors on Earth!
- so he was shown some type of "writing machine" after pressing its keys appeared an image on the "TV". And it was possible to print the written text on the "telegraphic apparatus".
The aliens said that they would soon give the earth’s people the technology to produce such machines. Let our doctors clearly make their recordings on "TV".

The patient after this hypnosis session was diagnosed with a psychiatric diagnosis and sent to the hospital.

And we now know thanks to whom computers have appeared in the world, including in doctors' offices!

Dialogue about missing classes:
Why not be in a couple?
He lay in the hospital.
With what?
With the pressure!
Where does the pressure come from at such a young age?
Inherited from my grandmother.

My wife said that I am not a man, but a shirt. I cried and went to my mother.

All my life I have had the Pindos female name Melissa. I really would like to call my daughter so. I am afraid they will irritate. Precisely, I was afraid before. According to the latest trends, judging for the unusual name will irritate Masha.

Comment on one of the provider’s requests:

This device is directly connected to the
The underworld. When the tube is raised, the sounds of hell are heard.
The ears bleed, especially the screams of the victims of the boilers.
The apparatus was replaced by a more orthodox.

If I don’t go to see this movie, will I lose something? If yes, then what? Or not?

Zzz You lose, Olya, you lose. 160 rubles if you go to the morning session and 310 rubles if you go to the evening.

One night I did not sleep, clicked on the channels, stumbled on some broadcast. I lie, look, interview Tatyana Chernigovskaya, for those who do not know, Tatyana Vladimirovna Chernigovskaya - a Russian scientist in the field of neuroscience and psycholinguistics, as well as the theory of consciousness. A lot of interesting and interesting things have been said, among other things, it is possible that all that surrounds us is just hallucinations that the brain itself invents while lying in a bank with fluid, for example. At this point, the signal on the TV is cut off, and it only turns on 5 minutes later, when the subject of the conversation has gone in a completely different direction. Coincidence or information leakage was prevented? and :)

xxx: admin one
xxx: one of them
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A specialist came to the boss, who has long and successfully worked in the company, performing 2 parallel functions. The expert wanted more money. What would a greedy boss do?

He would send a worker. What would that mean in the future? Discomfort, possible job search and care.

What did the wise boss do? He studied the labour market on these two functions, calculated how much money he would cost two new people, calculated how much % he needed to raise the current worker, so that he was satisfied and the budget did not scream. and raised.

All such bosses.