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[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47912
 24.05.2011
Dyrocol really makes a small clean hole in the disk, like in the paper. But!! The disc is stuck in a hole!

And it really gets stuck.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №47911
 24.05.2011
They really think that Aida is such a beautiful female name.
So they called the shop.
and hanged around the city ads without quotes: Aida store
I find it hard to get in there...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №47910
 24.05.2011
I still do not know how to swim normally((( in my childhood when my father released me without the "buttons", my brother swirled circles around and sang "Galinaaaa blanka bul-bul, bul-bul";;

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №47909
 24.05.2011
He has brains and a cool character!
I have sweaters, a circular bracelet!
He is willing to take risks in sight!
I have a chest...I won!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №47908
 24.05.2011
Sorry I’m not two...I would have worked on four jobs.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №47907
 24.05.2011
Another news from Mail:
A female gang attacked Peterburg. The robbers were not confused by the shepherd that the man was leading on the lead. They
They attacked him, beat him and took his phone and a dog.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №47906
 24.05.2011
I hear my mom’s cries in the kitchen. Listen first and be quiet:
I forgot to put warm milk in the refrigerator.
Then loudly:
Will you be a rooster?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №47905
 24.05.2011
Dragobrath
LOL, in the arcanum there is a NO parameter responsible for the noise level. Increases if wearing heavy metal armor.

Dragobrath
I can’t steal from him, I’m too sluggish.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №47904
 24.05.2011
It is time for Medvedev to post his thoughts on blogs:
for example "I want to dismiss the Minister of Education" - hop and 10 million "I like it", so the right thought :)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №47903
 24.05.2011
I think the text of the song "Crucible Spring" is written in this form:
He swallowed our heads.
Cucumbers on...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №47902
 24.05.2011
I have a chicken born here.
Tag: the idea *
Theme: HDD

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №47901
 24.05.2011
Dema: Today my mother brought me the icon of St. Panteleimon, saying that the throat would soon cease to swallow, the speech appeared and the weakness disappeared.
Serge: And how then? Did it help? 😉
Dema: Like... She went in and knocked the switch, so we broke the traffic jams, including the shield from which there are no keys. He called the electrician, had to call five phones in search of him. Then I ran to the neighbors to cook the child’s food, because it was time to feed. Then I went to the office to send a report because there was electricity at home. Then argued with the electrician about the fact that the lamp at 150 could not knock out these traffic jams, the fools themselves are to blame.
Dema: In general, the weakness passed, the throat too, the speech appeared at the stage of electric calls
It helped, good saint. I recommend.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №47900
 24.05.2011
I want ice cream, I want to go to the store.
He: Go away
He: beer at the same time buy 2.5 jiggle
She: fucking, I’m eager to buy beer in bottles.
He is: Why?
She: I’m a girl, I’d like a bottle.
She: and then when I get in the bag, I get a bottle of essa and 2.5 jigulovsky.
She: that is, I’ll drink a delicious drink first and then I’ll be drunk in shit.

[ + 68 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47899
 24.05.2011
High-speed internet is when it is faster to download the entire season of the series than to download the last series, removing the fields from all the previous series.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №47898
 24.05.2011
Just on toilet paper.
Just: Heraldic lily painted
Just: to swallow
Just: I can’t get used to the idea that I’m wiping my ass with a symbol of Florence

[ + 86 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47897
 24.05.2011
After a walk with his girlfriend, I took her home, I am already parked, and here the song of Butusov sounds, namely the phrase that sounds like this: "Invit him to you." We have been dating for a long time, but it hasn’t yet arrived, she’s not ready yet, although sometimes I was very close to the forbidden fruit. Looking over at me and seeing the flashing, she decided to disembark and said, “No, let me switch now, let’s do as in the clenching song.” Switching to the HIT-FM, we heard the track Dan Balan - Justify Sex, namely - a song consisting of the word SEX. All in the blue, but pretty rugged, I went home =)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №47896
 24.05.2011
At work, I lead a list of goods, access to the list under a password that only I know. one morning I sit, drink tea, read the newspaper, in 20 minutes I already go to work. Here is the call. I raise up - the boss: "I need a password urgently! Very urgent!" I sit in Oggenia, I don’t know what to do, because I put my password there on the English key with the Russian layout "mychefpriduok".

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №47895
 24.05.2011
Do you sleep with a pillow?
You won’t believe, I sleep with a blanket.
In the winter, it is an orgy.
HH: Also with the pledge?
WOW: Yes

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №47894
 24.05.2011
xxx: today the machine with products five minutes issued me a delivery of 70 rubles in ruble coins
xxx: I scratched them and scratched them, and they crashed across the edge
I feel like my childhood dream is fulfilled.
yyy:to win at "Fort Boyard"?
xxx you know!

[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47893
 24.05.2011
Nothing wakes up and delights in a sleepy morning on the way to work like 5,000 thousand rubles rolling on the road!

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