When my wife and I started teaching the daughter from the breast, there was immediately a problem with falling asleep. Before that, breast in the mouth - and fairy tales. I tried and choked, and singing whistles - nothing helped. Experientially it was determined that the best way to kiss a child is a quiet whisper, namely - I told a fairy tale of "Rapka" (more than nothing I knew). But a man, even such a small one, is accustomed to everything, and if before the daughter fell asleep just to the end of the fairy tale, then after some time she began to lack the volume of folklore work, despite the fact that I was telling quite openly and long. I improvised and added new characters. Who was behind the mouse? A smaller animal? No is! The Antimusic! Ancient cats and so on. to the anti-rape. Chronometry sharply increased and the fairy tale began to get enough with the stock. Oh yes the final. At the end of the day, everyone is safely annihilated :)

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Discussion of the article on sexual education in the West along with juvenile justice.
We complain about some things on the roads. But this shit, as I understood, has been stuck for a long time. With the Russian mentality, this seems unrealistic.
If some Russian machinery buchaev is told that he needs to take a child, for the fact that he writes standing... he will fuck out all those who said it. And even new places to wear to prove that he is sexually progressive.

I was on Iron Man 3. Remember the moment when his iron arm (part of the suit) disconnects, unfolds and pulls him out of the rubble of the house in the water. Silence in the hall. And there’s only one: yes no-no!!! Munchausen is resting next to him.

You do not immediately realize the duality of the phrase, asking the question a little bit of a bump on the sketch:
"In what degree is this drawn?"

With the arrival of touch screens, people will know everything by the tycoon method.

News on Novosibirsk portal "Sasha Grey will arrange a evening of fun energetic music in the club Rock City".
One of the comments:
It’s an awkward moment when you know who Sasha Gray is. And your husband is not.

Message from the company’s secretary:

Ladies and gentlemen, good day!
If any of you own a black Mitsubishi parked near a furniture center, check if everything is okay with your car.
A reliable source that two cars had already crashed into him.

And for the third time my wife made fried potatoes from cooked potatoes while sitting in classmates

Go away!
I will not leave.
Go away!
I will not leave.
and use!
I am not a worm.
Fly away, fly away!
I am neither a wheel nor a bird.
Fuck it then!

Loft: Are you talking about freedom? We are a society of free, self-thinking people. Who are required to observe a certain style of clothing, the routine of the day, and wear the clock on the left hand.

Commentary on the photo of Ally Pugacheva: "How Depardieu aged((( what old lady looks like"

Pose "Bomge" - She makes a bridge and I fall asleep under it

Under the bridge is the pose "Troll"

"Hello RPG humor" ^_^

xxx> In Sweden, a man died after having sex with a nest of shrimp

ttt> whey
ttt> he would still fuck the lion
ggg> in the mouth

From Grandma:
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Sometimes they remind me of zombies.
XXX is
They eat brains, but they don’t become smarter:"

It doesn’t happen, shit! Why are you smart, right?

In the news about the asteroid passing past Earth:

TOM: Panic, panic, all in shelter xD
Man: in shelter to another planet))
KYW: Poison, go to Mars, I’ve terraformed!

X is Hi! How is it working on Saturday?
A: It is bad. How are you? )
X: We all sit here and look forward to the director’s return from a trip :)
Do you have to bring something? ?
X: the puzzle ))))

The culinary forum
Macaronine: It is delicious! The idea of baking spaghetti I borrowed from Jamie Oliver! and :)
Soup with cat: MDA I remember that kind of stuff in the garden. Only instead of spaghetti was Vermischell, and instead of Jamie Oliver - Baba Klava.

The Jewish Museum took part in the Night of Museums for the first time. By the way, according to the good tradition, this night the entrance to all museums is free. But the Jewish Museum had only a 50% discount on entrance. I had to give 200.

XXX: And you are a cross, how can the Cat Matroskin sew?

YYY: The chance!
They went under a convoy.
We are sitting in empty places.
And Matrrrrroskin with a smiling curve
Crucifixion to the domes!