It is said that the absence of a husband makes a wife single. My husband left for the weekend. In the afternoon I watched hockey, now I watch porn, drink beer and eat dried meat. The Beauty)

In films and literature it is repeatedly mentioned that in prison it is very dangerous to dive soap in the shower.
I can say by myself that soap in the bathroom is dangerous at all. Especially when the soap is white. The bath is white. And he has the strongest short-sightedness minus eight.

You need to buy colored soap.
stumbled into the store.
by JJ

One of the few things in this world that you can’t buy is a product separator for the tape at the box office.

Bapehukyc: Honestly, I’m ready to rub this shit! But now is not time.

Yascher: It was the best compliment to the software I’ve ever done!

After reading combat fantasy for a long time could not enter the inscription:
Granate extract and UV filter.
What is this weapon, why is there no single defect and why is it written on the shampoo?

xxx: Basically, yes, poker marketing is different from casino marketing.
xxx: In a casino, the main customers are debils who consider themselves to be more fortunate than others.
xxx: In poker, the main customers are fools who think they are smarter than others.

Pomorin: Ernst shot himself. He shot himself in the tongue.
Gobzter: It is unlikely. He could have hurt his beloved leader.

This is happening in Bulgaria:
xxx: I German eBay offers to buy something for my garden :)
Buy yourself a gardener. A German gardener. To come and plant.

xxx: Looking only at the disadvantages, you need to find the pros, because even the black square of Malevich contains white spots.
Zzz: And the triangle works on the weekend.

You would have led Gandhi to murder.
and no.
Do you know who Gandhi is?
This is the movie Crocodile Gandhi.

How do you celebrate the holidays?

She eats at home

He: What is that sad?

She is a lonely cowboy.
Stupid and hysterical. No one needs it ? ? ?

He is : thou! You are at the address.

Do you have a shelter for such people?

He: No, just a lonely horse :rofl*

There is no ipodrome.
Spring, you know

pleased to have another contact)

Don’t trust them, they can kill you.

Seberya: Why do the princesses of fantasy (Arwen of the Lord of the Rings, Jennifer of the Witchman, Keithan of Mortal Kombat), who are 200 years old, not only retain the appearance of a twenty-year-old girl, but also the desire to cuddle for young warriors, while the years lived had to kill the youthful caprices of these wise grandmothers?

I bought a motorcycle C650. The first reaction "Oh you, she can shoot! You can even distinguish the face in the photo. Cheers to you!" Next was the Nokia 3230 - "Ogo, photo up to 1.3 MP, what cool quality! It can be printed!" Nokia 5800 - "Kruto, 3.2 MP, autofocus... shoots very well". Sonic arc 2011 - up to 8MP, autofocus, flash, steep matrix. It is not bad." Samsung Galaxy c3 – All the same 8MP, all the same autofocus. Yes, she still knows how to shoot, right? Quality as quality, nothing special."
xxx: I bought the Olympus system photocopy, the physical matrix more than in all the phones that were combined, the lens is incomparable with the phone eyeglasses, the automatic / scenes / manual settings, a bunch of presets, options... "Fuck, what is so figured? No money for a normal camera? No noise, no soap, no sharpness, no flowers. Throw away this guano, don’t be ashamed!"
Either return my Nokia 3230 or put your hands back on your shoulders.

The Gods of the Net!! May your blessing shine upon me, and may the rights of the admin descend upon me. I will organize a Crusade in your honour and cleanse this resource from all heresy, such as the rhetoric of the private life of the fox and the stamps. And will begin to come here dedicated and will post it humor and... and just good humor >__< Let it be so!! by admin!

Here's a new girl from Nicole
Beautiful, smart and young
He works in a bank and has a car.
in the gym, jumping, shaving the vagina
How not to suck the dust.
Money will always help. not question
I don’t like Michael’s songs.
Leeds are absolutely uninteresting.
Her heads do not suffer from pain.
Everything that matters is important to the car.
He doesn’t look at other men.
Great cooking with oats.
In the meantime, it doesn’t ruin at all.
Strong, fresh and active in bed
The whole house, the whole house and the whole house.

I think Colin is kidding...

I got a drink of juice at night. My husband opened his eyes and looked at me. I say to him "Do you want a juice?" he turns back sharply with the words "No shit!". I asked him in the morning what it was. “At night, you’re in the fridge and you’re frightened and you’re saying, ‘What are you, shit?’ How do I react?"

In waiting for questions and answers:
Tell a blind-deaf zombie named Kiselyov. What specific actions of Russia destabilize Ukraine? They do well without us.

I called the bank and offered a loan.
I refused under the pretext that I didn’t need anything.
I asked, how do you say, right? Absolutely nothing?
He explained that he has reached full enlightenment.
He dropped the phone.

by kincajou

I work in a small TC, under the side of a ATM, in which mobile communication can be paid without interest. Well about the fact that my money ended I understood when the SMS stopped going and according to the law of wickedness - important SMS. I throw everything, I run to this ATM, fucking, the girl is standing, young, the eyes glimpse in him. I stand up behind her, wait and look at the edge of my eyes - what she is doing there, well, I hurry. On the screen, select the amount and an empty window to enter your amount. This idiot in his finger, I understand too accustomed to the iPhone. I tell her - the keyboard below, enter the amount. Okay, it comes in, it runs, again the eyes lump. I say - press the input, then complete the operation. I think for a long time, but still thumbs what I said, on the screen the inscription that said, all cool, take your card otherwise in 45 seconds the ATM will eat the card and you will have to contact the bank. It is stupid. I say to her, girl, take the map, out she rolls. By then, she had been stuck for 15 seconds, and instead of following my advice, she suddenly turned to me and began to carry some kind of ahina, like "that you are so nervous that you are rushing me, and in general that you stood up behind my back, go away, etc. And so on until the ATM has not whispered and pulled her card into itself. I have not roasted so long. This was the rose she had. When I told her through laughter that the nearest departments would not start working before Monday, it had to be seen.