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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106574
 09.12.2014
I read about the melodies in the board of directors, of all kinds of generals, of the lower ranks, who put all kinds of shit on the calls of the chiefs. I have a default brandy on the phone. I read about the bosses. And I wondered: Why are we guided by dwarves?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106573
 09.12.2014
Let me go, internet... So why do I read about the features of hunting a rabbit with a drachhar if I always have only cats?! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106572
 09.12.2014
The tradition of taking a liter at once has been included in the list of intangible cultural heritage of humanity program of UNESCO

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №106571
 09.12.2014
Let’s measure the penis. I have 15x4.5
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to go. I have 16.1 x 1.7 x 4.8 :R

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I understand that the first is a long x diameter.
Is the length x the height x the width? The brushing is done.)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №106570
 09.12.2014
Tagged with: fucks The fucking throat.
by M?
Pashen: While I was in the gym in the cabin, they were kidding. I only got the ring.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №106569
 09.12.2014
And in another company where I worked, smokers worked half an hour longer, but had two additional 15 minute breaks for over-smoking. Not in all branches, though, it worked, where the director smoked - the smokers left with everyone.
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Brad as he is. In most cases, the employee receives a salary not for the time but for the function performed. There are exceptions, but they are not so many. And so it matters how many times a person dropped for coffee and how much smoked, if all done? And walking for breaks on whistle is a sign of imitation of violent activity at all levels.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106568
 09.12.2014
Mom has burned up.
I didn’t sleep at all at night, my ear was cold, it hurt terribly. I have to go to work. My mom said, “You have to go to the doctor!” The ear though! The head is near! What is it!"
Served together

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №106567
 09.12.2014
In the bathroom for each person there were 5 towels - for hands, face, legs, intimate places and a common for the shower.

I find this number of towels normal and logical.

I do not think. The towel is wiped after washing, when clean everywhere. If you do not hurt, it does not matter which place you wipe out. Every member of the family has a towel. For each part

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №106566
 09.12.2014
Q: What do you know about cats?
This is where his future wife began to live.
I went to the bathroom. One shit, in the ordinary bathroom!She even bought me a family bag for this.
I met a co-worker from the quarantine (2 years as dembelnuts). The Peterson himself.
Fuck the green spots!! I don’t remember how I got home...
As the bride said, I have come. He started screaming at me with a motherfucker, what fucking cowards you bought me, everything is crazy and your thirst!!! Grit, I was confused, what she had in mind. Pash, show me that’s not the case.
And here I am beautiful just... I take off the jeans, and I have family clothes - a belt trousers, rubber on one leg, a second trousers on the other. This is COSAC. Not as Superman dressed.
WOW: How is it?
XXX: Red trousers above the pants.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №106565
 09.12.2014
Comment on the video, where the grandmother sits on the electric car in Zaporozhye:
But in Russia, grandmothers in limousines are driven and married for maxima galkin.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106564
 09.12.2014
Behind was a friend, overtaken became an enemy.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №106563
 09.12.2014
The cat scratched her forehead and decided to light her morning green. She naturally did not like it, shrugged, shrugged her head and almost all the bubble of green was on her, my hands and everything around. Everything would be nothing, but in fifteen minutes the neighbor came in – in the course of money on the mouth shot in exchange for some favor but... He saw a green cat, silenced for thirty seconds, said that it was cold on the street and carefully turned away. Yesterday I met his wife and she said, What did you do to him? He then went to you, returned strange and did not drink for a second week.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №106562
 09.12.2014
I forgot your bag of sandwiches.
Yes thank you.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №106561
 09.12.2014
There is such a Russian sign, if a man calls a girlfriend a frigid fool, then he is a latent impotent.

I don’t know how about the fools, but here is a familiar frigid girl. Sex with her, like in an anecdote:
Did you simulate again?
That you, dear, I slept honestly this time.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106560
 09.12.2014
More than 60 winning cups stolen from Red Bull Racing
XX: Well Vettel has left. It is beautiful.)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №106559
 09.12.2014
and divorced.
Eat cakes without a garner. Right from the bowl! The wilderness!! to

Z is. Cocktails made by myself. of the meat. The cow!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №106558
 09.12.2014
Igor Free: The curved screen is actually more convenient to watch from close distance in LSD, 50 cm from the screen when working behind the comp.

Ivan Ivanov: With LSD, it doesn’t matter whether the monitor is curved or flat. There is no need for a monitor.)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106557
 09.12.2014
Laziness is the only engine of progress in my attempts to lose weight :) Yesterday I didn't pick up for the night of pasta just because I didn't find a clean fork

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №106556
 09.12.2014
Apparently, we were born to Fallout to make...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106555
 09.12.2014
However, a smart alarm will only help if you are sleeping your norm and getting sleepy.

YYY: I’m currently on a timely smart. The guy is trying to wake up with quiet music. In reality, from a quiet music, my wife wakes up and distracts me so that I turn her off ;)

You already have a smart alarm! and :-)

yyy: kind of that :)

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