A letter dated March 15, 2005, written by the manager of one of the
located in the city of Reno, Nevada, major stores
Kmart and addressed by a certain Mrs. Fenton, who lives in
Tom is Reno.
Dear Mrs Fenton,
Over the past six months, our security guards have been
monitoring your husband’s behavior in our store. In the presented
The list below lists all violations committed by them, each of which
was captured by surveillance cameras, and we have copies of these
The film.
We have repeatedly given your husband verbal warnings during his
in our shop, each of which is later
has ignored. He responded to the warnings in a rough manner,
As long as my wife is shopping here, I will be here too.
to come.” Therefore, we are forced to prohibit access to our store.
You, your husband and your family.
The list below describes your husband’s behavior in detail.
The last six months.
June 15: Taking 24 packages of condoms and secretly placing them on carts
Other buyers
2 July: all the alarms in the department of goods for the home so,
Work with an interval of 5 minutes.
July 7: Tomato sauce made a footprint on the floor leading to the toilet
July 19: approached one of our employees and said in an official voice
"Code 3 in the home goods department" and then watched what was happening
4 August: appealed to the buyer service table with the request to buy
Credit one pack of candy M&M
September 14: moved the sign "Beware! Wet floor in part
shop where the floor is covered with carpet
September 15: Broke up a tent in the department of goods for camping and offered
other buyers to join it on the condition that they bring
with pillows.
September 23: When one of the employees of the store offered him
He started crying and asking, “When will you finally leave?”
“I am at peace?”
October 4: looked straight into the surveillance camera and, using it in the
Like a mirror in my nose.
November 10: In the gun department asked the seller if he knew where he was.
There are antidepressants.
3 December: with suspicious appearance sneaked around the store, singing loudly
From the movie "Mission Impossible"
December 6: in the auto parts department imitated the image of Madonna, using
Vegetables of different sizes
December 18: hiding in hanging clothes and when buyers
They tried to look at the things they were interested in, shouting, “Choose me!
Choose me!”
December 21: When an advertisement was made on a speaker in the store, he fell
He stood on the floor, took the embryo posture and shouted, “No! No is! Again those voices!
December 23: entered the sample room, closed the door, and, waiting a little,
He cried out, “There is no toilet paper!”
John Walker
The store manager
If it wasn’t for the metro station “Lenin’s Library”, the Moscovites would already be there.
I’ve long forgotten the word library.
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Eight: and around candles and pleasure
eight: play quietly a nice music
Eight: A rule
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inoy (10:04:58 29/03/2008)
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xxx, go to it.
I am flying! Tell the address
You will meet with Daddy.
YYY : PLAY! and :(
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222: Yes, yes
111: What a joke to tell?
222 Let Me Go
111: Turn the key
222: Oh, it turns out she has legs!
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23:02:50 [B] to [V] ha... found it?
23:03:22 [V] to [B] not reached the suitcase, encountered a cat on the road
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I get rid of my boss...
A man should come and take two microphones.
so here - the password "Putin - whisper", the answer "You also greetings from Baba Assy"... I would not have thought about this before...
I sit with the cat. He will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick. He squeezed and started licking :(
by ALX:
You will not believe. Eat with a cooker.
by ALX:
Fighters, Fighting, Fighting
The Badman:
Interesting probably borscht to cook with a boiler? and :)
by ALX:
You won’t believe, Ivory щас утюг sets, we’ll fry the catlet. D is no joke.
The Badman:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Oh yeah!!! Under the table!! It is :)
The Badman:
and!! And the oil?
The Badman:
What about the evaporation? It is :)
The Badman:
The mantle can be wrapped.
I had to meet the boss at the airport. Send a SMS:
How long do you have sex? Will I succeed?and "
"I am flying at 18:30!
P.S Michael, your T9 knows too much!and"
He walked on a small deserted path near the MCS building.
Traditional Hatch-Hop
of course approached, said my sister's cell phone was stolen, show her
I didn't get lost with the umbrella, weep in the stomach, then on the back, reached my legs, the hatch like breathing but lost consciousness and not a little shelf, around the debris of the umbrella
The shrinking sheep behind the fence stands and gives
Run, I will say he has fallen!
Mormon: )))) he was a witness to the circus shapito. I go home through new buildings, and there in the courtyard is a hundred and a mommy rides on their son. The son holds the ball in his hands and when the kicked when moving back pass the bottom point, the ball knocks on the ground, and in the reverse, the kick catches him. Mommy doesn’t talk to him and triplets on the phone and hurts fast and fast. But the little guy is not a fool - he understands that he needs to knock the ball stronger so that he can get back. The critical point x occurs when the ball returns too quickly and the ball does not have time to catch it. The ball hits him from all the extent to the ebola, the little one is instantly lost, ceases to hold on to the pitch and in the top point safely flies out of the seat to the nearby pit. Mommy rushes to rescue him, stumbles and falls next to him. The dirt! The Beauty! scream around! I thought I would die of laughter 😉
Now I received a letter from myself, with the text: "This letter is not to you."
The brain enters an endless cycle.
Headphones are like tampons, if you insert it incorrectly, then do not wait for pleasure.
Olya is:
Check out our 4th printing department:
Zhenya
Olya
Pasha
Alisha...
Gather, fucking, the word eternity
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by Hellman,
Destroyed Distribution
by Salagon,
At home what?
by Hellman,
No shots on the street! I want everyone to see how I do it! 😉
Dmitry Medvedev said he started his day by turning on the computer and watching the news.
We all seem to be capitalized...
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Stitch himself was scared... stuck with his shoe for the mouse's wire and accidentally shook sharply and himself was scared suddenly from the hand and hiding behind the claw of the mouse.