Democracy is like a car, you can drive, but you can push people.

Theme about the end of the world. After this statement and after the time proposed for the end of the world, here is the first comment: "Is anyone alive?"

I sat with a couple of friends in the courtyard quietly drinking a beer, sat talking and suddenly from a neighboring shop about our side began to light a lamp (LED such). He got his, turned on, approached the lights and said blindly in his eyes: "Captain Razdobyko, what are we doing here?!?" I've never seen such a crazy puppy before =)

Z is. They were already drinking together.

From the Lent Forum:
Staalker: If Mikhalkov were the director of the [Victory] parade. Everyone would be drunk, in a whirlwind. One rifle for five people. The first columns are made up of penitents and criminals. Takes the parade Mikhalkov himself with the iron hand. U-87 flies over the Red Square and the German pilot puts his ass out of the plane, at a speed of 400 km / h hit the heads of parade participants and spectators. Nadia Mikhalkov looks at all of this and shows all the breasts from the mausoleum tribune.

XXX: What are you doing?
I read the book "The Hobbit. There and back."
What is Napoleon?

<Hand78> and today our chemist said that the electron has no mass at all.
<Hand78>we didn’t believe it was actually a real object, though some mass should be
<Hand78> she said we were heretics, asked to wait and returned with a bunch of alcoholic drinks in her hands

I want to turn into a blonde.
Why aggravate it?

Chatting in Minecraft'e
Muahahaha, I killed a pig with a piece of pork!!!! to
Yyy: Welcome to Omsk.

The cat goes around his room and suddenly begins to knock his nails on the couch, right at everyone. Mom with the scream "I’m happy!And " they are chasing him. Her father tells her to stop tormenting an old sick cat. The cat makes 2 circles around the room, jumps on the back of the couch, runs behind his dad and looks through his back at his mom, like she is in the house. This is home.

The new tool for washing windows "Mr. Plynul"!

An advertisement at the entrance.
"I throw concrete" and below the phone...
at the bottom of the mark "SUKE I finally found you!"

These are such news.

Hundreds of drunk papagaies fell from trees in Australia
Prince William and his wife spend their honeymoon.

Every day you live makes someone a little older and someone smarter.
c) Sj

I stand in line for sausage and cheese. Products are always taken here, the director buys the products directly, the twists are low, so the interpreter is almost always.
My former classmate, Igor, comes in and goes to the box office. In turn, feeling awkward, she joined together and put out her elbows.
Here I must say that Igor was the most humble boy in our class, and in the whole school. When he was on his foot, he always apologized.
Since then, he has not changed much, and if he decided to go without a turn, then the circumstances must have been extraordinary.
Apologizing at the turn six times (I counted), Igor asked the seller:
“Elena Petrovna, please weigh me a stick of dry sausage.”
After a moment of such greed, the line erupted with curses and wishes, and one grandmother under the noise managed quite professionally to knock a couple of times with a fist on the kidneys, which Igor said every time.
“I’m sorry.”
When he, once again apologizing, found himself out of reach, the turn switched to the seller, demanding a complaint book. The most submerged in the slopes demanded the director.
“Igor Vasilyevich,” the saleswoman shouted, “come back, you are being asked here.”

In Russia, schoolchildren make taburets, and in China, they collect iPhones.

I love the rain, you can hide your tears in it.
I love the river, you can write in it without a fire.
I also love chocolate rivers, but let’s keep silent about it.

I am an idiot ?
I’m driving at a speed of 100, I look at the clouds in the sky and think where they’re going.
HH: And here I got a brilliant idea!
XHHH: shake your finger, push out the window and check where the wind is blowing from!
Tags: Nobel to me

The secretary sets the password on the new boss's computer.
What password would you like?
- "Member of"!
Everyone in the office heard the secretary’s whisper when the computer issued the following:
"It is a mistake! The password is too short!"

For me, he changed Shift+Alt to Shift+Cntrl, as I do on the comp... He says to make me more comfortable ^_^

Maybe it is love)

The time has come when you stand at 2 o’clock at night in one of the pants with a shoe in your hand on the bed and look at this stall whirling.