xxx: A few days ago in the news it was written that some special laboratory calculated the damage from the death of birds from LEP. Environmentalists are scratching whom to present an account for 36 million

Yyy: Birds are dying from leaps? This is how?

zzz: sitting on different phases

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! to

ZZZ: but it is me

YYY: For the first time I hear that straws can run on the leap :)

XXX: He has left me!! to
YYY: Did you have someone?
XXX is yes! He understood me halfway. He always knew exactly what I wanted. I trusted him.
What is Google?
XXX is yes! and he is not burdened (

A little bit more in the box:

"My five copies:

XXX: It seems that Lem had a story about nine-sex beings. They had serious problems with reproduction.
yyy: There were so many physiological holes that the guys were just confused where to hide? The nightmare yes.
XXX is worse. They could not have sex for pleasure until they had collected the full set.

Not with Lema, but with Clifford Саймак. Not nine but seven. The work "The Mirror" is called.
Long live the fantasy! and ;)
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Lema also had, the 22nd and 25th journeys of Iyon the Quiet, on the planet Antilene lived five, they had five in total, including 5 sexes :))

ZY: But for Saimaq's rescue, such a great story hasn't passed by me!and "

People, I respect you!! to

Nowadays, it’s not that no one has heard of Clifford, they believe that Lem is the author of Clooney’s erotic fantasy.

Admin, Cotte, Schröder, Old Skull-Sens-Fickhn FOREVA!!! to

Sharing good is always easier than doing it.

According to a familiar...

A 7-year-old twin sister is sitting at breakfast and one of them says to her sister:
I will not invite you to my wedding.
Why is?
Then the bridegroom confuses us.

A cowboy enters a bar with a "cold" in his hand and screams:
I want to know who of you was sleeping with my sister.
The silence. From a distant corner of the bar:
You don’t have enough ammunition!

I am surprised by my cat.
He’s sleeping all day, but I don’t understand when and how he’ll have time to eat all the food, tear all the wallpaper, and wipe out all his bowl.
Yyy: Maybe I should take time management lessons from him.)

Akvarium: Judging by the earnings of R. Downey Jr., he was going to collect the garment of the Iron Man in reality.

Designers are very fun people. Now I’m looking for a bed in the style of the mondrian, I found a bed where the base of the bed (which the mattress is placed on) is decorated with images from the kamasutra. It seems to be supposed to raise the mattress, inspire and continue.

There are the richest people in Russia. At 15,000 in the regions take mortgage under 18% of the annual, cars are bought twice as expensive as in the West. Life in Europe is boring. Well what drive, take a mortgage for 50 years at 3.5% per annum with a loan of 4000 euros?

Ra is fucking.
1st The mortgage is granted for a maximum of 30 years.
2nd Under 6%
Three +Tilling
4 is Average salary of 1200 gross (= 670 euro net)*

Of course, the tax classes vary, but these figures are personally from my experience.

By the way, a friend builds a house worth 100,000 euros in credit for 20 years, while with all the interests, architects this mini-house with a micro-kitchen and rooms (only walls) will cost in the end 200,000 euros.

The taxes here are 40%, not your 16%. Would you like to try out the impeccable work in the face? Come, work visa to help you! I’ve seen people like you run "to their homeland". You have to survive here. Do not chase your country, but raise your ass, go to work! Throw the garbage in the basket, not on the sidewalk. They will shut up the country, and then complain and envy the Americans and Europe.

Football commentator burned (in previous rounds the state of the field was mildly speaking not very):
The grass has grown, but it has not become more fun.

The Boss:
In every good team there must be a brilliant director.
Admin is quiet.
And we have a fucker and a genital conductor in our team.

As soon as you hear the word “homophobia” from someone who supports homosexuals, ask them to distinguish between homophobia and legitimate opposition to homosexuality, and you will see that there is no legitimate reason for disapproval for them, and therefore anyone who disagrees with them is a homophobe who needs to shut his mouth. You will make sure that gay activists are not actually victims, but aggressors. They demand tolerance, but they do not show it. They insist on freedom for themselves, but limit it to others. They invent words like “homophobia,” which seem scientific, but have no other purpose than manipulative.”

Scott Lively

The new sign - if you sleep in the afternoon...
You will be sleepy and happy.

I browse through the inertia, I see this text: "a social network for vegetarians, vegans and their sympathizers". The first reaction is to give up and write: "Vegan I sympathize with you - it is impossible to live without meat."

xxx: code here code, and then the beer after them disappears.

Ladies and gentlemen, stop your barbering. No one knows more about the "charms" of shaving than a pregnant woman, who for the last month before giving birth is forced to shave the bikini zone every day with an eight-month-old pulse.

Olga in the 21st century. And the most effective way to get rid of hiccups is to guess who is remembering you.

to this:

My girlfriend doesn’t stress at all when I give her a second hand (I’m occupied by chance – when the other one clings between us)
I will now know who you are looking for" (when we go away)

O_0 guy, you have an offgenic girl. What can I say? If I were a man, I would marry him right away. Take care of her ?

Science is a great thing. If the scientists had not invented the laser, what would we do to chase cats on long winter evenings?