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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №13995
 27.01.2009
Are Blenders and Happy Tree Friends the same thing?
But there are newcomers.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №13994
 27.01.2009
23: [ 30 ] added 2009-01-24 10:52
My daughter’s birthday is 17 years old. A friend brings a bouquet of roses as a gift. I thought they were 15. The girl was offended: "What did he say, was it not enough for two more dollars?"
The next day he brought two more roses.

It is right, divide! You should have taken the bucket and sent it to you!
1 of 1!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13993
 27.01.2009
News from France:
In Paris, a bomber arrested sending an email with threats to Sarkozy

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13992
 27.01.2009
H&M: I haven’t seen you for a long time. Do you want to meet?
M>I would love you very happy 15 kilos ago
J&G and SUCK!! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13991
 27.01.2009
Get rid of the compass and stay with me! You will be taken to the army tomorrow.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13990
 27.01.2009

3:11 Maria Kondakova joined the group ▄▀▄▀▄▀I hate Bydlo-Hopov!!!▀▄▀▄▀▄

3:10 Maria Kondakova left the group "▬▬Nokia Club of Owners ▬▬".

I got it x)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13989
 27.01.2009
XXX: I won’t have sex in the city center for two reasons:
it is illegal and constitutes a violation of public order;
This is Russia – get advice and spouse things.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №13988
 27.01.2009
Blonde: I bought myself boots on a raised heels, and allowed a friend to do my hair removal with hot wax
FOX: x: and without epilation the boots didn’t slip?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №13987
 27.01.2009
xxx: throw the girl I know quite a little bit and she left me this on the wall:
The situation!! Walk, we had to sleep in one tent...mm...What will we do??? Share it to everyone and find out who and what will do with you in the forest! It will be fun!!! to
XXX: What do I do to answer?
I think I think, mmm.
YYY: Say that first you would strangle her with your sleeping bag, then you would split it, smash it with mayonnaise, lick it all, then you would go splashing out of that amount of minoose, then you would come, and if it was still warm, you would have sex with her, if it had already cooled, you would pull her closer to the fire and have sex with her, then you would pull her out into the woods, sleep with leaves, and leave her for breakfast to wolves, wolves love to eat those who send all kinds of dumb spam.

[ + 96 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13986
 27.01.2009
I have a kindergarten under the windows. When I came home, I witnessed the dialogue between my mother and the little girl.
How is the day, Rabbit?
It is okay, Mom.
Did you behave well?
Yes Yes
Did you eat it all today?
and no. I stumbled and dropped the plate on the floor.
Did you get anything after that?(Mom worried if the baby was hungry)
The child’s response...
The puzzles...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13985
 27.01.2009
September of 1987. Military Department of May. Studios are sitting, frightened by the information that the problems with the "war" are solved by two summer holidays in the ranks of the Soviet Army, waiting for the start of the first class. A tall, dry-haired officer enters the audience by virtually a marching step. He saluted. Then he pronounces a phrase that has long defined the life of this stream:
My name begins with "X" and ends with "Y".
(Theatre break, students in shock)
It sounds like Halil. And what you think will be in your heads!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №13984
 27.01.2009
downloaded from the network Best movie-2,screen essays,during the film in places,when there was silence in the hall and on the screen, clearly heard a whistle,and when the titles went one of the male voices issued:"Fuck,what for the shit,the money will be returned?"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №13983
 27.01.2009
M: Dress up for poker
I don’t know poker.
The better the better :)))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №13982
 27.01.2009
In the universe, one reed passes by the other and says the following:
“Alexander Vasilyevich, when you go by you, you have to eat immediately.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13981
 27.01.2009
Being "after negotiations", I accidentally met my business partner - Vera, a very nice lady that I had not seen for a long time.
She, of course, melted from such attention, scattered in the cheeks at the farewell.In general, the moment is pleasant for both sides.
And about a month later, at the next meeting, Vera thanked me and said that the gifts were cool and so chic that she barely had enough money to pay for them at the universe’s box office where I gave them.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13980
 27.01.2009
K to:
Alexey: Fuck, the soup in the bowl eaten. When I drank, I saw 50 kopecks on the bottom.

mystiql : O_o hyacebe bonuses

Soup in the bowl! Are you completely normal?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №13979
 27.01.2009
The vodka is over and there is no crisis.

by konde13

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №13978
 27.01.2009
http://drugoi.livejournal.com/774692.html



As for Daniela:

—Georgi Nikolaevich, and it is true that you were paid to get rid of him.

of you?

and ha! This was the case in the “Mino” filming. We were in the mountains.

Farmers from nearby villages. And the peasants under Tbilisi are people.

and wealthy.

The shooting is nine hours, and we do not spare the mass. I ask my

Assistant of Data:

Do they know that we only pay three rubles? Say it again to

There was no scandal.

Dato announced in Rufus:

Masonry, keep in mind! Three rubles, and no more can we do!

“Nobody insists,” the peasants said. Three so three.

They collected three rubles, and the old man of the mass brought them Dato.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №13977
 27.01.2009
Director of Subordinate:

- Here you all complain about the crisis, the worsening of life because of

In other words, you have a salary this year.

Up to 75 percent!! to

Higher than what year?

What next...



www.ecrime.ru

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13976
 27.01.2009
So comes the old age... came to my dad (47 years old) men, drank a glass of beer and measured like boys...who the pressure is lower, he won...he goes for beer.

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