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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81665
 18.05.2013
The gastroenterologist:
Are the gases tormenting?
I’m not tormented, but my girlfriend doesn’t like it. She says it’s impossible to sleep next to her :)

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81664
 18.05.2013
......
W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W!
The child is sympathetic.
to fucking?

that is, a strange man, and even in a critical situation, was able to not get upset, and you are proud, that your child is mother? Kill the straw and no longer fruit.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81663
 18.05.2013
XXXX: Do you share European values?
Where did you find tolerance? Do you want to ask if I am a pedicure?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №81662
 18.05.2013
Anastasia is the last. I thought... the question: how to name a girl who has finished a high school without three, learned a foreign language in a year, enrolled in Karlovy Vary and is studying there almost perfectly, and at the same time considering its main merits the ability to cook, a beautiful pop and the ability to support a conversation about the beautiful poems of other girls?
Anastasia: the answer is realistic, analytically appropriate to the needs of the target audience

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №81661
 18.05.2013
“Yes, Gates’ desire to accumulate capital clearly compensates for the shortage of size elsewhere.
With his capital, he could increase everything to the average horse sample.
With his own capital, he could have reduced all others.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81660
 18.05.2013
I like being fat, lazy, full and rich. Because I was already thin, working, hungry and poor.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81659
 18.05.2013
Ruth ‎
No, well there are complexes, the Aziza member is small))

Tagged with ‎
so)

1st Who is Aziz?
2nd WHAT, LORD, in my speech I imprudently gave you the opportunity to mistakenly assume that I am interested in it???))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81658
 18.05.2013
I have gotten such a storm.
Tagged with: ugo, ugo
NN: PZDC, and I wanted to pull the chair out on the balcony.. sit, smoke, read)
Okay, please read, I can give you a reference to the nicronomycon.
The main thing is to read loud and loud.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81657
 18.05.2013
Gennady, the term "zae**ya" reflects the essence of your problem only in general terms.
Please send me a more specific description.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81656
 18.05.2013
Information about the fire in the Russian Post:
"The new boss is able to solve complex problems... and the canister has been found..."
(c) "What men are talking about."

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №81655
 18.05.2013
XXX: I don’t remember anymore. There somewhere on the site were instructions, say, if you have through a normal place is not put, put pencil through another.
xxx: And I... I’m an ordinary user, I don’t want to put anything in the pen. I want to set up - next - next - disable yandex.bar disable make yandex home page

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81654
 18.05.2013
Stanislav: removed hard = went home... ))) I remember the windows when I worked in the center so the tax service came + the consumer protection society... I so silently stood up, took the screwdriver and started removing the hards... they so interestingly watched me... then I went to the warehouse and no one else saw me... there shortly behind the shadows the black entrance was in the entrance )))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №81653
 18.05.2013
My 5 year old is playing chess with my grandmother, I work at the computer. I hear my grandmother’s voice:
B: Hey, where are the two figures I killed?
C: And I healed them.

I started playing on the computer :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №81652
 18.05.2013
I get the logic of some girls. The phrase "I follow the figure, so I buy not 20-percent, but 5-percent cream" at least worthy of applause...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №81651
 18.05.2013
Trust only two people – yourself and your imaginary friend.and c)

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81650
 18.05.2013
The Post of Russia fired an employee of the communications department of the capital, who refused to send a package to customers, called them "nids" and poured out a package of scotch.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №81649
 18.05.2013
Brilliant_cat: I have started
Brilliant_cat: They are all
Victor Klenov: A helmet in the barracks, to the left.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №81648
 18.05.2013
Comment on the social network to the photo of the dog of the breed Tibetan Mastiff:

xxx: Imagine what will happen if this tuzi approaches you on the street and pulls around :-D
Yyy: He won’t even laugh, he’ll just come and calmly start eating you.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №81647
 18.05.2013
Comments on the website to the broadcast "The Eagle " on the topic "London"

HHH
I’m going to go to London for a moment and I’m going to study.

YYYY
Are you studying Russian?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №81646
 18.05.2013
Yesterday I watched a tough anal porew for two hours. I still cannot leave.( by
Forgive me, Naomi?
Olya: Has anyone been upset?
Are there Negroes?
WOW: Well, I couldn’t imagine that a regular match would turn into that.

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