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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №3055
 29.03.2008
XXX is Oh! A machine painted pictures. Especially p
XXX is fucking.
Do you have T9?
XXX is no. Sometimes I get into that shit. on which the finger ticks.
In the keyboard?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №3054
 29.03.2008
The preacher at the military department washed off: on the question of what is different single cave from the grave he set - a fence...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №3053
 29.03.2008
I still remember with shame how I ate for the New Year... slipped in the corridor in Santa Claus costume... danced in one strip department... then sent the head of another department when he drank there, they were expelled from there... then went to the energetics, put some aunt on the table and forced her to tell a poem... then gave her a candy, which they took from the table... then Andrew took me out of the third department, I stood there with the girls.

It was my first year, I only worked for six months.
Shameful so far.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3052
 29.03.2008
@DIM{A}S: Cake_from_Cash, nick you still have strange
[14:20:] <cake_from_cashl> I’m just fashionable
[14:20:] @DIM{A}S: cakes from cough, how can cakes from cough be?
[14:20:] <cake_from_cashl> and how can the bush be a prisoner

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №3051
 29.03.2008
News on mail: Dima Bilan is no longer.
I am afraid to go through the reference.
suddenly there is some nonsense, and so the soul rejoices

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №3050
 29.03.2008
The days opened my brother's notebook in Russian, gently speaking, was in shock from the quantity of mistakes, but one killed drunk!The dictionary dictionary, among others, saw one instead of writing " ants" he wrote "morovye", that's something else, so the teacher took two "o" and signed two "u", in the end it turned out "myrvye"!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №3049
 29.03.2008
Today is Thursday. It is worse than Saturday. Better than Tuesday. It’s much better than Monday. Even worse than Friday. Thursday is better than Wednesday. and a little.
I will tell you more. Thursday is even better than Sunday. Because Sunday is Monday tomorrow and Thursday is Friday tomorrow.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №3048
 29.03.2008
People, I am still in a great shock!! I was riding today in a trolleybus, and instead of the usual dumb-body cradle-shaped creature, mimicked by the conductor, a hundred-strong, beautiful, young, attractive girl!!! I even bought 2 ballets!!! Life is getting better! 😉 😉 😉

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3047
 29.03.2008
Artishok
You have to do me a favor. A man without sex is dumb.

Taurus 17
In my opinion the opposite. For example, Anatoly Wasserman is very smart, but without sex.

Artishok
Maybe this is the characteristic of my body. If you are right, Iberia.

You don’t want to write poetry, you don’t want to paint, you don’t want to write stories.

moves the pitch, then even for the ephemeral possibility of its satisfaction, you are ready to

creation of scientific works, literary masterpieces and works of art... Fuck that I

I say?? to

Taurus 17
That said well)

Artishok
I don’t want to be a Wassermann!!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №3046
 29.03.2008
Chupakebr
Did you have sex?
Pronia
I do not remember
Chupakebr
She was drunk and raped.
Chupakebr
As last time.
Pronia
Hey, what was the last time.
Chupakebr
by Sori
Chupakebr
Don’t take it in your head =)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3045
 29.03.2008
XXX: Greetings
How is the weather? Have you bought gum boots? and ;)
YYYY: :D Hello, she was swimming

xxx: And I came in the car, I parked, I open the door - and there the sea is just on the ankle, and I have the shoes :) Well I found myself - I climbed on the passenger and jumped out immediately on the parabrick.
While I climbed, I sat on the towel - my car is exactly a boy :-[

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №3044
 29.03.2008
Are you on anime?
Voron Ugo
Do you scratch the sky?
Voron and what - you can suggest a couple of explanatory sites (7)))
Skep em, no, I don’t know those at all... (I’m not going to be burning...)
Lithuania (23:20:47 26/03/2008) )
Voron in the net fucking one paid (I heard so)....
Skep is not everything, you just have to be able to look for it.
Skep Oh
Skep (I have heard it)
Voron and you find out from the one who heard where free...that I am interested here who...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №3043
 29.03.2008
Links: Comrades, I’m looking for links to Raymond Chao’s original articles on the anti-gravity properties of superconductors in liquid nitrogen. It can also be an English version. The links. The Workers :)

Re10ad: Is this for you?
I haven't heard of that :DDD

Links: No, just to read. =) is

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №3042
 29.03.2008
On the off-forum of Ragnarok after 3 days the servaq cut off:

XXX is crying. What a fuck! Return the server.

Comrade of Admin! When will you take off your ass from the couches and do anything? This is my third day without a game.

ZZZ: Are you drug addicts? Do you have nothing else to do? Clean up the room, wash, and finally go for a walk with the girl!

XXX: What is it? How to wash, clean up and walk with a girl? Don’t let the real work yourself!

c) will

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №3041
 28.03.2008
Hello, how do you do friendship?
yyy: norm... weather don’t bother... I’m doing virtual sex
Damn, I haven’t seen you for a hundred years, can’t you say what you’re doing?
WOW: Yes, my... how... how... this is how I can have affairs if I get into virtual sex?? to

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №3040
 28.03.2008
I saw it on TV yesterday. A broadcast where the British ask questions to the Americans to see what they are stupid. In general, we found a guy who answers all the questions (!). Then he is asked - the formula of the volume of the cone. He says "a minute, give me paper and pen" and after 2 minutes, through the triple integral (!!) Change of coordinates to cylindrical (!!!) Give the formula. The leader in the show said, “You’ve stunned us, you’re the smartest American we’ve ever met. The answer is "I am Russian."

What is watching hunting?

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №3039
 28.03.2008
A day ago I read a quote on the tower about how a girl at the Kazan station saw a metalist-goth who drank from a pack of miracle milk... Then I personally mocked in comments that it was a shit. I saw him! On March 27, on Thursday, in the Kazan direction in the area of the station Lubersky-1 appeared in the electric vehicle ON. In a long black coat... in the hands of leather gloves... All that goes... Well, pure Neo from the “Matrix.” And in his hands... 2 packs of miracle milk!!! One is vanilla and the other is strawberries!!! He held them, like two guns. I was scared, I would shoot. But most importantly, he was running away from the controllers... like from the agents of the matrix, blaspheme... the coat is shattered... a cold look... and a miracle of milk...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №3038
 28.03.2008
News: "Valuev will not bear the Olympic fire"
2 is broken?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №3037
 28.03.2008
1: ppz sdna saw hope:"Emo-pydoras,gothic-fareva"
The Civil War Between the Dalai Lama?? to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №3036
 28.03.2008
XX: Gigabytes of operations
xxx: 4x nuclear stones
XXX: Terabyte screws
XXX and before.
XXX is 75 mg.
XXX is 16 MB.
XXX is 100 meters.
Heroes of Sword and Magic.
xxx: "someone"
xxx: "The War of the Steppes"...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY! to
XXX: The Elves
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! to
XXX: Mages, Jeans and Dragons
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
XXX is magic.
Yyy: grenade and meat on the walls!!!! to
XXX: Yes

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