xxx> In Sweden, a man died after having sex with a wheat nest
yyy> Darwin Prize
xxx and xxx
yyy> how could this idea come to mind?
xxx> probably he just didn't have anything to get on Instagram or Twitter

And you noticed that after Valuev appeared in the state Duma, Zhirinovsky stopped fighting there.

eji: Habr as everywhere pleases:

Until today, I could not imagine that the search query "cat in shark suit, riding a roomba robot vacuum cleaner, chasing a duck" could return at least any results.

Comments for 150,000. The rub.by :
There are the richest people in Russia. At 15,000 in the regions take mortgage under 18% of the annual, cars are bought twice as expensive as in the West. Life in Europe is boring. Well what drive, take a mortgage for 50 years at 3.5% per annum with a loan of 4000 euros?

Why did you come so early?
The Imaginary Girl Woke Up

The xxx:
Modern art is a gesture.
Jan Xin brought a fun installation with him. A table decorated with a white counter, on the table silver instruments lying on the side and 7 wooden dildoes of different lengths and shapes. A young man with a wreath of feathers carefully and carefully cleans the devices from dust. You can observe performance on Tuesday and Friday from 17:00 to 20:00 and Saturday-Sunday from 16:00 to 19:00.

YYYY :
that is, if I have a cupboard, catch and lubricant at the same time on the table at home - is there an installation?

The xxx:
Formally yes
But for the completeness of the picture, the cat and lubricant must be in the teak.
And it will symbolize that each person makes his own recipe for happiness, consisting of fleshly and platonic pleasures.

You need to buy an old truck, put a bed, a closet, a bio-toilet inside, generally make a house on wheels and start doing wild dartism.
I am so dumb :D
It is tourism!

Vin Diesel shared with journalists new details about the upcoming Seventh Fortress, which will be the beginning of a new trilogy:

Q: How many seasons will there be?

We go down the street with a little, in front of us, a man comes out of the car's cap and accidentally smells some heavy tool on his foot.
A man, looking straight at my child, crampfully pressing his mother:
W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W!
The child is sympathetic.
to fucking?
by Ash

xxx: gave a nice piece of Chinese, washed, but the smell remained, not like ((
YYY: What is the composition?
XXX is all stupid (
YYY: Is it hard to say?
30 percent of some hieroglyphs, 70 percent of others
yyy: clearly )

Nomeron: Our physics teacher always said, “The thermometer shows only one temperature – its own.” With Chinese technology, the phrase acquires a new meaning.

Avokado: My girlfriend works in the bank... I sit at work, and I get a text message from her, the following content: “Now everyone was crying, the security officer asked which way to turn the text of the paper when you insert it into the scraper?”

I was in a man’s community!!! to
YYY: The Gang Bang?
No, it was not (unfortunately)
They are all very educated.

What do you know about "reworked"
xxx: I somehow, going to bed, before falling asleep the record in the fumigator smelt on it thermopasts

Typical conversation in the jury:
Client: Why did you include the clause of liability for damage in our contract? We will only inspect your device with your eyes for malfunction and remove the indication!
I (stolenly): That is to say, only for the "eye", do you want a bunch of babies with us every month?
The silence.
I:... Or will you still check for the malfunction of the pen and even screw up something?
Customer (darkly): with handcuffs...
Here are the bats!

How to win a girl who has a boyfriend in the 21st century:
1st Take a guy to a girl.
2nd to abandon him.
Three To win a girl’s heart.
4 is To strengthen the relationship, tell how that guy treated you badly and
convince her that he is not worthy of both of you.

Yesterday we watched hockey USA-Russia. Close to the end of the 3rd period, a man from the neighboring department looks, approaches a comrade and watches at 8:3 in his monitor. In trouble, the monitor looks at me and complains:
Do you have the same account?

RT @too_white I do not trust LG. Khabensky, won, is changing the phone for the second time in a month.

to this
Files submitted by: Dissertation.docx
XXX: I put it on my desk. suddenly who sits down and sees - oh u xxx dissertation on the desk. by Nihua
yyy: And open in the hope that there is porn and there is a real dissertation
______
Oh, what a pervert you need to be in order to look for porn in a word file :D

Husband of son (1 year and 4 months):
When he started pinning the brick, I realized it was time to buy the ball.