- I, of course, understand everything, classical music - non-obsessive, calm and no one interferes, but Mozartsky "Rekviem", playing in the reception dental clinic - it is, however, powerful...

It should not die.

An administrator without a domain is like a samurai without a sword.
c) the buffalo

After news of unified tickets to Crimea on the ‘train-bus-ferry-bus’ system, discussion of the news about Rogozin, who said that the United States has been seized by sanctions and Russia will no longer drive American astronauts to the ISS, they can get there themselves with a trampoline. The comments:

Well, you could just raise prices for Americans and make money from it.
yyy: Or deliver them with transplants)
zzz: Train-Bus-Ferry-Bus-Ship-MCS

>> A call from a client just called me: "I bought a XXX modem, installed it on a laptop, and he reinstalled Windows for me! Now he asks for the registration key, and in the XX salon they told me that the key was from the one who put Windows on you.
>> I’ve been so excited that I can’t get away.

by Al:
By the way, do you know what was the first found in the Great Novgorod berry literature of the 12th century?
Do not touch the box or try to steal it from me, or the curse.

by Al:
The fuck doesn’t change.

The Russians:
What was last written?

by Al:
You still slept my box

typhlosion: what, a great motto would be for a fitness club - "we make cows tower!"

This program is not on the iPhone. and this is not. and this is paid!
What is there on the iPhone?! to
Czechoslovak is a lot.

News on mail: "One day of forest planting will take place in the Nizhny Novgorod region on May 7"
The first comment: “When will the day of the landing of officials?”

Coming from work, he meets a little boy and says:
M: I downloaded a map for Minecraft in the form of a huge wool ball depicting the Earth.
I: Oh, it can be set on fire. 
M: It is already on fire.

Author of Quotes:

and...
Polkovnik: I go to the store all that brutal, in the dirt, in the wounds, the expression of the face is not the best, I approach the department with vodka. And there the boy-marchendaiser bottles on the Feng Shui shifts. And he barred, you know, what I need) I stumbled him on the shoulder - move on. And this miracle raises a clear eye on me, changes in my face, and says, Do you need my clothes?
I was even lost to answer.
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The correct answer: "and also shoes and motorcycles"

A little girl, 2 years old, sleeps over a box of liver. Read what’s written on the box and we’ll open it. He enthusiastically leads his finger on the Korean hieroglyphs and says: “Very delicious. We need to eat!"

Let us start with ourselves. I will throw cigarettes into the urn from next Monday and you will stop stealing billions from the budget.

When acquaintances bring the child a musical toy - speaking and false singing dolls, children's phones, whispering wheels, etc., another crash test of sedatives comes.

The Route. The little girl continues to talk to her mother, “Aunt Light has a lot of clothes?” Mom: Yes, my aunt of light is fashionable. He brought an entire suitcase. The daughter, reasonably so: - And if it is described, it is not scary, you can change clothes.

and Twitter:
Are you connected to the Yotafon? As Glonass drowned, I will not find the way to the prayer.

In connection with the fact that Microsoft has announced the introduction of its own sanctions against the Russian Federation, I no longer use non-licensing when using crackers, but simply introduce retaliatory sanctions against Microsoft.

Apart from jokes. I talked to a girl from Oklahoma. I asked her how it was, life after life. And she answers me: Yes, it's okay, but it's angry that in the crocodile garden all the cucumbers are eaten))

In the construction company:
I have a virus discovered.
Secretary : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! How terrible!
Tagged: be afraid
Secretary: Checked or how did you find out?
Review: Analysis has passed
Chapter 1: Virus on Compass
Secretary: Here's how it all turns out, Analysis
Admin : joke fucking)) in the face of the problem!
Check me for viruses.
Give me the bottles.
The auction will be held and everyone will be given - don't worry
I’ll check them all now!!I have an epidemic too!

The Five in Philosophy is vanity and vanity. But the three in psychology is the foundation for complexes.

The whole day the girl is as if not in herself, walking, breathing, constantly thinking about something.
In the evening I sit down, play the computer, fit the favorite and breathes:
Forgive me... for something.