From the forum of a strategic computer game:

xxx:People, where can I download large adhesive buildings without registration?

Wow: no where, only with the registration. pnachahali here all kinds)))))))

My friend told me we live in Moscow.
My wife and children went to the zoo. Youngest 4 years. We came to Moscow, entered the subway, my wife went for tickets and I and my children stood on the side. The younger stared at the crowd with frightened eyes, pulled me by the sleeve and said, “Dad, is this a zoo?” So I wanted to answer "Yes", but I didn’t disappoint the child.

And we’ll build our quip, with blackjack and prostitutes!

My guests yesterday said:

We sit at the table, and in front of him sits a blonde (playing with him).... he stands up... strikes his shirt, shows her scratched back (the voice of the night of love :)) and gives..... "look, dear to my back and think....do you need such a moustache?".... the blonde quickly retreated :)

Listen, you can’t imagine how hard... you work, you work, you work, you seem to have done everything, you press "and then?!" and there is no work out again!!! to

xXx - The boys opened the neighboring garage, and my fool, Petka, wants to take all the blame on himself.
YYY - Listen, and let me take your Petka to my headquarters?

<diggya> We should honour "war and peace".
<diggya> until Bondarchuk screened her.

I know that God commanded to share, but I do not remember that He commanded to live for

the account of others.

He once stole the keys from the apartment in the elevator mine. What to do, fucking?

I go home, I call the neighbors, they opened the door into the common corridor. I come in,

I take the old hood, pull the hood so that the hook is on the very

at the end of the doorway, I go down, standing in the elevator, I hold the door with my feet, I enjoy

The design of the keys. The entrance door, the steps. A man appears.

Someone, he saw me with a stick in his hand, stopped for a second,

Then he approaches me and asks me quietly:

How is it, clutches?

I did not find anything to answer him.

and Odessa. A young man enters a headwear store. Longly

He chooses and finally says:

Let me look out at that cap.

An old Jew around the counter turns and gives the requested goods.

He turns away from the buyer and continues to do something of his own.

The affair. The buyer takes a hat, looks in the mirror. At this time

The Jew turned to the shelf again and said so frightened:

“Where is that crap that asked me for a crap???”? to

The buyer defended:

So that’s me...

The Seller:

Count, Count, I have lived like this!! to

Which inscription would you want on your grave?
Go under the cover and win the main prize!!)
by 0_o

44661 (saved 2009-01-21 at 18:00)
100% what did you do?
The entire staff of the office fell under the tables and could no longer take the tests.
and...

My acquaintance had a similar case. They and their son (5 years old) came to donate blood from the finger, the doctor says to the child:"Now you will have a berry on the finger". And weaved the needle in the finger, blood went naturally. The boy looked surprised at what was happening and said:"Nihua has a berry..."

Parents like you and your friends need to be killed, slowly and brutally. and then you eat, fool, you will be surprised, say, what a generation has gone, here we were quite different, good, and now the youth has completely dissolved..."
You are fools, you are brainless fools. Fuck you shit shit!
Odin, the cat, the shredder, the blonde, oh fuck!
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Today the horoscope read: Aries - be prepared for everything. PS, I’ve never seen such an accurate prediction!

44722 (saved 2009-01-22 at 00:45)
Many mobile operators set a 30-minute threshold for the length of the conversation. They all know. But not everyone knows that if at the beginning of the conversation to pronounce clearly “Putin’s coup of bomb,” the conversation will last more than 30 minutes, because. will be automatically transferred to another line, by the way, more quality. and ;)

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I wonder how many people will try after this quote new lines of communication provided by our cellular operations

What is Annie’s phone?
Alex: Yes, there’s some simple... It seems to be an arithmetic progression first, and then geometric.
Pasha: 345 to 248
Alex: It is true!

Meanwhile, the engineer is even chewing matte.

<cactus> In the U.S., a married teacher raped a student 300 times
<cactus> the student is not satisfied, the case is in court.
<lava> 300? He exaggerates his capabilities, the minor Casanova

What to say when you get a salary?
Hi my little girl!! to

The Metro. 11 the morning.
A 20 year old girl is terrible. In terrible clothes.
Next to him is a boy aged 25-30 years.
Girl, you are so symmetrical.
The girl is interested in the boy.
And so fashionable...
The girl almost flies.
Are you dressed in McDonald’s?

I decided to joke and at the same time check out how with the sense of humor in the people. I wrote on my blog.
This weekend, an important event took place.
I, together with the other fictional members of the Teleporting Bag Company, developed a virus specifically for laptops and netbooks running Windows. The virus spreads both through flash drives and through the network. If it hits the hard disk, it quickly spreads across all the folders and archives. Antivirus software is not defined, as it is embedded not only in the conductor, but also in the antivirus itself. After the system starts on an infected machine, the virus starts and forcibly closes the laptop’s cover. Any calls of the user (including physical) to the cover of the laptop are intercepted and do not bring the expected result. This way, the cover is not opened.
P.S
Currently, work is being carried out on porting the virus, on cell phones with a form factor (book)."
The first comment: I always dreamed of giving a spade on the head of such people, I'm glad I don't have a laptop.
All comments in the same spirit. No one understood the...