by Wishm@ster
My wife burned yesterday. He puts his son (3 months) to sleep, while trying to tell him "rapka":
"-Dad planted a rabbit, a grandmother, a granddaughter, a bull..."
Everything would be nothing, only worked until maternity leave as an investigator

The fish go to bargain, the voters to elections, and the cancers to beer.

The betrayal.

Beginning of semester. I publish a list of works that students will receive

Additional points. Someone who wants to be different, but there is. During the

Ten and a half weeks passed, including two guys not from mine.

The stream. At the end of the week, I decided to sit on the table.

What is that wrapped in paper? Hurra for money!

I counted 17 thousand. It doesn’t look like a bribe, it doesn’t seem like something.

Someone left it. They questioned, but no one confessed. In the next lecture

cautiously announce

Someone forgot something on my desk.

No one reacts or enters. I consulted with the employee, she

I thought it was a bribe. Maybe they try my crystal.

Testing the honesty?

Money is constantly attracting attention. He hid them in a safe.

But the thoughts about them turn. Especially because the need for money

Andrei, a fourth-year-old student, needs to be sent out urgently.

on a mission. I got a thousand in a pack. The distiller needs a new.

I took a hundred from there. Need a cartridge? must be. The paper again.

I bought...



Allow a small illyrical retreat here. We are here, in

In budget organizations, absolutely everything is bought through tenders. and this

The procedure is long and boring. If you want to buy a pack of paper,

announce a tender, hang on the internet, wait a certain time,

to identify the winner, send him the contract, list the advance, receive

My package, the rest... I’ve probably forgotten something. by V

At least two months have passed before the acquisition. not all

Computer, for example, a year ago, we bought from October to

of March. Dumb, damn... Computer, it’s okay, can wait. But all

The laboratory must be purchased for its own salary.

Unfortunately for my salary.



Okay, let’s not be sad.

In another week, I announce again on the lecture about the forgotten thing. Suddenly a student

Were you not at the previous lecture? No one reacted again.

I look at a piece of paper that contains money. A piece of black.

Laboratory work in physics. There is a name on the side. Maybe it is and

Is there my swing? Name is unknown. But not Ivan. A rare name.

I looked at the database - there is one in the second stream. Probably from

Those who came to me for a task. I find his phone, I call at night.

I am a student n.

It is me.

Did you accidentally leave me something?

I lost money to pay for a semester of study. Seventeen thousand.

What paper and what was the money in?

Thousands of papers wrapped in a draft of laboratory work.

Come and take.



That fucking justice to me.



Per this is a shameless truth? To be happy at least.

One to split?

Who predicted the results of the last presidential election?

of Russia?

Ivan Andreevich Krylov. He wrote 200 years ago: “A man and

“I didn’t have time for him as a bear settled on him.”

I remembered the case! I was in class in the ninth about, about computers only knew how to run Heroes, and appeared unexpectedly suddenly my modem. I asked my classmate to help me set up an inet. I bought a card, set up an inet, we already call the number that is indicated on the card... There are guts, and instead of the expected scratch, we hear a male voice "ALLÉ". From somewhere in the innermost of the system block... A friend sits silent. I, not knowing where to speak, lean to the monitor: "eye... I would connect to the internet....". The man is completely quiet: "Connect." and the connection breaks down.
Don’t fool the blondes, my dear friends, they’re also people!

Received by:
in our group at the courses at the deck the surname Frederick.......and the predecessor gives: you have such a beautiful surname, straight like Engels)))))))))))

I sit at work hungry and evil.
Driven by the project and other shit.
My bald companion painting with a mouse
He tries to make a road.
Riddles and matches on others
And he wants to speak out, speaking to them all.
I fuck it all, and with cancer and in my mouth.
The boss of the wicked, the director of the wicked!! to


sm00

We have in the shopping center in the men’s toilet written an announcement: “Dear ladies and gentlemen, a persuasive request not to strain the pissuaries...I just entered the house that something is wrong.

Are you preparing for exams?
Yes Yes
Why is the status worth “drinking”?
I drink for their successful delivery.

iron ignique
Hey... I just rewritten a video of my birthday on my computer. that Anka and Paul under the steel are rolled up - scorned, Oleg on the four pieces on the kitchen is scorned - scorned, I am shaved in 4 hands - for health, that during the fireworks we almost scorned the Moscow neighbor - no matter... NO! You can imagine, Light, we were there singing the hymn choir... pipet, how it should have been before such a drink))

The driver of the red 9k or 8k, with whom I met near the Belarusian train station, on the butyr vessel. The man! I am alive :) and not broken, my leg just stretched. I hope that the right mirror will not be expensive to change :) I will not file in court, I have not seen your numbers. Thanks for not stopping :(

by Algo (--)
Karochi posthumously sent a SMS to the sound of a shot, shaking the lock and falling guild. The nightmare stands next to me and the program is red. I sit around, mobile f food, comes the smsco, night break in the middle of the tirade, looking at the mine of acki uduf on the crocodile and shouting "The egg did not shoot?!" and went away
by Algo (--)
Tagged water
by Algo (--)
The programmers are grateful.

She: I have a question as in the visual beetle when you prescribe the proga to put a vertical rod
He is:
What did you press?
He is the
You will be my wife, I will tell you.
She: I will

And I know, and I know ?
I: Well, share with me, is the earth round?
The Summer Olympics will be in China.
I am not stupid ?
I am in Beijing ;))
No food in China!! to

Today in Operation:
Prehistory - yesterday (for the second time in the period of construction) they were stuck in the sewerage, for which the whole staff of the house of the sewerage stumbles in pots and takes everything home, the scraps are closed and the whole shit is filled.
The issue of the transfer of the heat chamber is discussed. The carpenter asks the carpenter (this sits sad, they say he spent the night at work, he led the pumping of the shit with the sludge all night) - asks, like when we end the heating season, to painlessly carry the heat chamber (which is also on the way to the carpenters). He thought and said, "Well, the heating season ends in a month, but you do, the sewerage season you ended us yesterday."
Fucking, the whole counselor was a patchwork.

Marijuana: It sounds a little strange, of course, but before I was 15, I was asked:"What did they give in the day?", and after I was 15, they began to ask:"How did I celebrate?"

On Sunday morning after the anniversary celebration (from Saturday evening to five in the morning) I go to the store. The appearance is characteristic: harya swollen, eyes red, jacket in dirt, the periphery of the legs swings. I buy a mineral, the seller looks closely at me and gives:
“Young man, don’t be foolish, take a beer.

How to attract sleeping students?
A couple of Russian language courses. College, Tolyatti... Survived, to melt.
Teacher: Today’s topic is personal places. My place...
He begins to list them. Her phone call, she takes the phone and with a serious look says: I have a couple now.
Students are alive right away!

A package in the office.

Head Hunter Gift

Size of head

What could it be?

There is a city of Izmael in the area of Odessa in Ukraine.
I reject their crimes:
Two second-class students kidnapped a third-class student, tied home to the battery... and forced to write referrals!!! to