Sometimes I just want to kill her.
XXX And sometimes not simply, but sophisticated and with torture.

Why is your lamp flashing? Is epilepsy scary?

I have not been on Google Maps for a long time.
What do you think new locations have emerged? ?

I liked the status of a familiar VK: "It is right that you refuse small joys...such as: to wear a 60-size pants, to eat a happy mil with a toy and the boy who bought it".

He lost a friend 100 rubles in a bet, wanted to throw on the phone,
But the terminal did not work, so payment was postponed until evening. I write to him in aska:
The terminal does not work. Cinema in the evening. The money will be during
Tony
Listen, Johnny, Don Carlon won’t be very pleased with this.
Listen to
Don’t just cut off Elizabeth’s fingers anymore
Oooo, Elizabeth... as she stood, Johnny
Do not touch her with your dirty hands, shit!
If there is no money, there is nothing to touch.
I will repay the debt. Let me talk to her.
1 to Allo. and Elizabeth!! to
1 Everything will be fine. You hear me sweet!! to
and Johnny!! to
2 is cute!! to
1 by Elizabeth.
What they put in my mouth I can’t say.
Now, Johnny, you understand our determination.

Someone in Ancient Welsh
From a richly decorated lodge
He went to the country where Pluto reigned.
Simply put, he is dead.
And as it used to be, he appeared in hell for judgment.
Then question him:
“What were you? Where was he born?”
He was born in Persia, and was a satrap.
But since, while I was alive, I was poor in health,
I did not regulate the area.
I left everything to the secretary.”
“What did you do?” – “Drank, ate and slept,
He signed everything he gave.”
So go to his paradise!”
“How! Where is justice?”
Mercury was screaming,
Forgetting about politeness.
“Oh brother! Answered Eak. – is
You do not know the affairs.
Do you not see? The dead man was a fool.
If with such power.
He took for his deeds, unfortunately,
It would ruin the whole end.
You’t have tears there!
Then he went to paradise.
What has not been done.”

Yesterday I was in court and saw a judge there:
It seems like he is in heaven!

I.A The Wings

We never understand the French manners... one is allowed to make prostitutes the first ladies, and the second is not allowed to fuck even the maid in a human way.

xxx: During today’s walk my blue eye under the eye gained more than 2000 views =(

Sandris: He threw his phone out the window. I confirm that the "flight mode" function does not work.

The stars are small holes in the floor of Paradise.

Will you go with me to the parade on May 28th?
YYY: The Fells!
YYY contact removed itself
XXX is he-he. To whom do I owe more money?

xxx: he works in some cool it-office, receiving more than 200 thousand, that’s for sure. I finished mga. He has a car for $5 million.
XXX: the shortest full shit

They robbed an apartment. Money and jewelry on the spot, but the guitar and poster with Jimmy Morrison disappeared. It was the most expensive, scissors.

On the site read:"the schedule of the ends of the world from 2008 to 2020" - soon I hear how the holiday will be introduced))we will note)))

I had my world (images of the sphere). Then you came, twisted it, as if a Rubik’s cube looked at the result and hit it with the words “Well, no, it’s not going.”

Medvedev’s visit to the Kuriles.
The Japanese people are hurt.
Ivanov’s visit to the Kurils.
The Japanese people are hurt.
Putin’s visit to the Kurils.
The feelings of the Japanese people are killed.

very well. The triangle. I chased further.

I will call the police!
Where will you paint the pentogram?

> Calls me a friend - a man 26 years old, the army removed,
> the testing officer in the ATI office is working. An explanatory type.
> So, it sounds like "Olo, fly, I’m going to go - what’s in the store
> to take?"
> I have him - well beer minimum, to buri what.
> Well clear that it was something about beer.
> Comes... 2 liters of shell and a cherry cake...

Everything was done correctly, and the tester...

Comment on the news of the end of the world on May 21 on the Rambler:

End of the World:
A giant asteroid is approaching Earth. Group of brave drillers
He went to install a nuclear charge.

The second day.
A giant asteroid with a nuclear charge is approaching Earth.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I went in the elevator, my grandmother went with me.
He asks, “Are you from 36 apartments?”
I say “Yes”
She says, “Look, you have air conditioners hanging there, and one just above my window, and there a pipe drops on my cloth, and I can hear it all.”
I said to her, “Don’t scream, I didn’t turn it on.”
She says, “No, it’s going to matter.”
Fuck, I think our grandmothers have already roasted.