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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №47692
 20.05.2011
Sometimes I just want to kill her.
XXX And sometimes not simply, but sophisticated and with torture.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №47691
 20.05.2011
Why is your lamp flashing? Is epilepsy scary?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №47690
 20.05.2011
I have not been on Google Maps for a long time.
What do you think new locations have emerged? 😉

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №47689
 20.05.2011
I liked the status of a familiar VK: "It is right that you refuse small joys...such as: to wear a 60-size pants, to eat a happy mil with a toy and the boy who bought it".

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №47688
 20.05.2011
He lost a friend 100 rubles in a bet, wanted to throw on the phone,
But the terminal did not work, so payment was postponed until evening. I write to him in aska:
The terminal does not work. Cinema in the evening. The money will be during
Tony
Listen, Johnny, Don Carlon won’t be very pleased with this.
Listen to
Don’t just cut off Elizabeth’s fingers anymore
Oooo, Elizabeth... as she stood, Johnny
Do not touch her with your dirty hands, shit!
If there is no money, there is nothing to touch.
I will repay the debt. Let me talk to her.
1 to Allo. and Elizabeth!! to
1 Everything will be fine. You hear me sweet!! to
and Johnny!! to
2 is cute!! to
1 by Elizabeth.
What they put in my mouth I can’t say.
Now, Johnny, you understand our determination.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №47687
 20.05.2011
Someone in Ancient Welsh
From a richly decorated lodge
He went to the country where Pluto reigned.
Simply put, he is dead.
And as it used to be, he appeared in hell for judgment.
Then question him:
“What were you? Where was he born?”
He was born in Persia, and was a satrap.
But since, while I was alive, I was poor in health,
I did not regulate the area.
I left everything to the secretary.”
“What did you do?” – “Drank, ate and slept,
He signed everything he gave.”
So go to his paradise!”
“How! Where is justice?”
Mercury was screaming,
Forgetting about politeness.
“Oh brother! Answered Eak. – is
You do not know the affairs.
Do you not see? The dead man was a fool.
If with such power.
He took for his deeds, unfortunately,
It would ruin the whole end.
You’t have tears there!
Then he went to paradise.
What has not been done.”

Yesterday I was in court and saw a judge there:
It seems like he is in heaven!

I.A The Wings

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №47686
 20.05.2011
We never understand the French manners... one is allowed to make prostitutes the first ladies, and the second is not allowed to fuck even the maid in a human way.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №47685
 20.05.2011
xxx: During today’s walk my blue eye under the eye gained more than 2000 views =(

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №47684
 20.05.2011
Sandris: He threw his phone out the window. I confirm that the "flight mode" function does not work.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №47683
 20.05.2011
The stars are small holes in the floor of Paradise.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №47682
 20.05.2011
Will you go with me to the parade on May 28th?
YYY: The Fells!
YYY contact removed itself
XXX is he-he. To whom do I owe more money?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №47681
 19.05.2011
xxx: he works in some cool it-office, receiving more than 200 thousand, that’s for sure. I finished mga. He has a car for $5 million.
XXX: the shortest full shit

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №47680
 19.05.2011
They robbed an apartment. Money and jewelry on the spot, but the guitar and poster with Jimmy Morrison disappeared. It was the most expensive, scissors.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №47679
 19.05.2011
On the site read:"the schedule of the ends of the world from 2008 to 2020" - soon I hear how the holiday will be introduced))we will note)))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №47678
 19.05.2011
I had my world (images of the sphere). Then you came, twisted it, as if a Rubik’s cube looked at the result and hit it with the words “Well, no, it’s not going.”

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №47677
 19.05.2011
Medvedev’s visit to the Kuriles.
The Japanese people are hurt.
Ivanov’s visit to the Kurils.
The Japanese people are hurt.
Putin’s visit to the Kurils.
The feelings of the Japanese people are killed.

very well. The triangle. I chased further.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №47676
 19.05.2011
I will call the police!
Where will you paint the pentogram?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №47675
 19.05.2011
> Calls me a friend - a man 26 years old, the army removed,
> the testing officer in the ATI office is working. An explanatory type.
> So, it sounds like "Olo, fly, I’m going to go - what’s in the store
> to take?"
> I have him - well beer minimum, to buri what.
> Well clear that it was something about beer.
> Comes... 2 liters of shell and a cherry cake...

Everything was done correctly, and the tester...

[ + 110 - ] Comment quote №47674
 19.05.2011
Comment on the news of the end of the world on May 21 on the Rambler:

End of the World:
A giant asteroid is approaching Earth. Group of brave drillers
He went to install a nuclear charge.

The second day.
A giant asteroid with a nuclear charge is approaching Earth.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №47673
 19.05.2011
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I went in the elevator, my grandmother went with me.
He asks, “Are you from 36 apartments?”
I say “Yes”
She says, “Look, you have air conditioners hanging there, and one just above my window, and there a pipe drops on my cloth, and I can hear it all.”
I said to her, “Don’t scream, I didn’t turn it on.”
She says, “No, it’s going to matter.”
Fuck, I think our grandmothers have already roasted.

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