Couples in graduate school are still amazing. Come to the seminar, the teacher says: life is suffering, people are angry, everything is meaningless - challenge.
We are like this: well, in general, what to argue here, we agree with everything. We all scored the highest point and we split up.

Something about the difficulties of translation into Russian: it was in the 199th year at the height of popular love for Mexican series.

For "TV-6" they sounded "The Secret of a Tropical Girl", where there were two twins with quite common for the Spanish language named Ruth and Rachel.

2836 of the series. Rachel is back home. Their parents came to visit with their sister; therefore, entering the house, Rachel asks the maid:
Where are Mom and Dad?
The answer:
They are from Ruth.

Pause on "Laugh" The selection of options begins: - together with Ruth - in the room with Ruth...

After half an hour of hysteria, a winning option was found: "They have Ruth in the room." The option was approved, although everyone heard "They will die in the room"…

It was also fun with Rachel….

xxx: I think how to name a program for monitoring the working hours of employees.
xxx: Only JESUS – Integrated Employee Management Information System comes to mind
yyy : ))))
xxx: "Jesus writes that you were late for an hour yesterday"
Yyy: Pray for it! )
Fuck, I’ll be fired if I do it. :)
yyy: Postal bulletin, let letters come from Jesus )))
XXX: Exactly fired, we have the director Orthodox.

to this:

Two police officers are going on the crossing, and behind them the bomber is wrapping and swinging: "Well, take me, because it's cold, guys, how cold it is here!"

But that’s blushing... no, it’s never funny.
For example, I just "live" scratched.

The xxx:
I am a careless angel.
I am flying far away
People who have bikes
The brake pedal?

HR: Colleagues, the candidate Ivanov Ivan is free English. Can we apply his knowledge to the project?
Team Leader: Yes, the code will be written in English

How to start a conversation with a stranger?
yyy: come and press "E"

requires adequate services.

Cape Town port with cocoa on board.

The case was not in the Cape Town port, but in Odessa in 2012. And the ship was not Jeannette, but the Star of the East yacht with the port of Beirut.
After rushing out on the outer railway all Sunday, waiting for the gentlemen customs officers to leave for work, on Monday, the yacht was stationed near the Odessa shore.
Somewhere for lunch on the snow-white deck of the yacht, two customs officers (naturally in shoes with a black-black rubber pad) appeared.
And they immediately stated that if the captain wants to get out without problems, it will cost $500.
The captain replied that all the documents on the ship and the crew are in order, he is not lucky and will not pay $ 500.
“Oh yes,” said the Odessa customs officers, “well then be prepared to pay more. This is what you have? The GPS? Is there a declaration? No, they are smuggled!
This is part of the yacht.
Nippet, mwa ha ha. Confiscated and tortured in court to prove. Will you pay – or how?
Or how. Let you know that a ship under the flag of a country is the territory of that country. As a captain, I am also a judge. And according to the Lebanese laws, I am awarding you a penalty of fifty thumbs each for extortion. Fix them guys.

They evacuated customs officers, drove them out to the shore, raised sails – and headed to Constantinople.

Why are you late to work?
Why are you delaying your salary?
After all, you get it.
I came to work anyway.

xxx> San, and you too, when you walk around the topless apartment, do you feel like a straight Hulk? Are you trying to keep your back straight, or are you even looking to find the hats?
yyy> Smoke...
yyy> I am a girl!! to

I stumbled upon some movie on television, where the Germans and the French argued in whose language there were more synonyms to the phrase “eat in the sludge”, proud that the Russian translation was enough for both sides.

What if we invest in the development of our employees, but they will then be fired?
What if we don’t invest and they stay?

There is a reverse side of this "brotherhood". If one cup is anointed with bright paint, the rest will close it to death in a few minutes.

Was it patriotism or religion?

How do you want to piss... and no one?

News: The Goats of Anarchy shelter in New Jersey has come up with a way to calm the nervous six-month-old goat Polly: she becomes peaceful and happy as soon as she is dressed in a duck suit.

Remember this the next time you think about what people are doing in your office... :)

Beginning of the 90s. The water is turned off in the summer for a month, no one has heard of the terrible beast boiler, but there are baths. The public. There are two rooms: male and female, each for 50-100. In each room there are long wooden benches and benches. You take a pond, collect water from two cranes, one red, in it boiling water, the other blue, in it cold water. Go to the bench to wash. And all the benches are occupied by women. and naked. of all ages. They wash and rub each other’s back. and poop. And to get there you have to stand in line, two hours.

The post officers of the Russian Federation were warned not to bring notifications about the shipments. I had to complain to the public reception. They sent a response to my request, which should have been in the attached file. The file was absent. In short, the Russian Post managed to lose an email.

A neighbor in the apartment had a cat.Canadian sphincter bald and wrinkles.A neighbor calls him Matthew. The neighbors of football.

If you can't control your eyes so that they don't strain you and watch where you don't want to, cut them out.

and remove the brain that can’t help but think about it.
This is the confession of a friend. Do not go without makeup, in shorts and shorts, naked in the dressing room. Do not bring children and animals. Do not use transportation when I use it. Do not say words that annoy me. Don’t ask me questions that annoy me.
One in three is crazy.