I have a new face!!! to

Berkut: slipped in the shower?

<Sromek> Well, what do you think my first girlfriend in bed will be?
<Kashan>

A joke over the employee: they pulled her ball out of her mouse, when she began to look at her as a jerk: Fuck, I have a ball wiped out!!! to

I have a map of Aglia hanging in my room. Once I passed through and read Ipswich’s first thought: “The days of anxiety are so severe that they have allocated a whole hole for IP addressing.”

xxx: throw, to us in the universe the dean runs and says "The whole group URGENTly go to the current lecture audience!". I look and to the first course as well ran and to the third, well I think the fuck something happened or all-around assembly type... shortest hit us there a person 150 (although the lecture room should hold about 100)... everyone sits, no one understands the noise, gamma - a bit shorter... he went out on the podium, stood behind the department, stood, looked at us for a couple of minutes and said "All free!" It turned out he just checked how much it can accommodate the maximum...

paradoxical

Before work at 8.45 I went to the ATM, which inside the executive committee.. inserted a card in order to pay for the phone.. and the ATM hanged. I am 5 min. Then I ask Mint - he will reboot himself or call Hope. He says to call Hope.
Well I called. I didn’t call... I guess there’s a job at 9 too...what to do? I ask mint - can pull it out of the socket to reboot it. mint became interesting, he approached and said "Well, pull it out". I pulled out... Scuco. Cold reboot rolls... card returned, ply, windows...))))

Most of the blood is shed in hospitals.

In the sea for a fascinating walk will go catamaran “Dagomys”

In appearance, this ship is made of two hiking boats, but not small, and

He has a shared deck and a disco and a restaurant and bar, etc.

Once, in the late nineties, he was filming an episode of a film with Alexander.

Abdullah (the kingdom of heaven) in the main role. There were artists on board.

statistics, filming group, staff service, was and was simply

Respectful public from the side. And here, before the sail, to the trap

A brother with two bodies. Extremely drunk. They did not want to let him go.

But he went by somehow (a kind of money gave). They sat in the bar and played with their friends.

Some nonsense, he took another vodka, covered his eyes and ticked. and v

The restaurant ran out. The director explains to everyone – really drink,

Eat, have fun, get in shape... According to the script, Abdulov should have been

“Who is on the table, who is on the table, who is on the table, and who is on the table.

began to rehearse. Cascades are flying, chairs are swirling.

“Brother” opens his eyes, no body (already with musicians in the restaurant)

He goes looking for them, focuses his eyes, and Opa! wipes away.

eyes for confidence and sees in the crowd a familiar face from childhood,

All-popular favorite artist... Didn’t understand who dared to squeeze the chair? A is

Abdul was somewhat uncomfortable. and!! We are beating!! to

“Brothers” get into the crowd of events, and starts to scatter everyone, who

Under the table, who on the table, and who on board... The Cascades do not understand anything,

They are resisting laxity, for which they get... The administrator cries –

Stop to! What are you doing?!!! to

But the “brother” does not hear. He works “as taught” – “two”, “squeeze”,

The throw...

The guards fled. He was able to reassure him, but he had to.

He is lying on the deck, face down, two guards.

He was pressed, and the third poured a plastic mineral on his head.

The director shouts to him: “What do you do, here are the movies!”!”

The answer of the coming “brother” is unprinted, but translated from narrow.

In Russian it was: “What a film, Abdulov beats!”!”

On that day, nothing was filmed, after the flight was removed.

There were tables and a mountain party. Not literally, but somehow the operator joked:

Oh, if the light had been displayed earlier... such moments...)

The Armenian Radio:

What’s in common between a shirt and a pantyhose?

Both help the ugly girls to hide their face.

Op-Panced
Are you in depression?

Dasha
My boyfriend is stupid.

Op-Panced
He did it there?

Dasha
He just doesn’t want to run after me.

Blondes
You are added

Kexo
The gift.

Kexo
I broke the prostate. What to do?

Blondes
Contact removed itself.

At a break between couples in a exclusively female university, girls discuss a new cosmopolitan.
and oooo. He is so clever!
-..there are three tampons, two daily, well, probes, kind of stuff.
There is also a bag with a substance for blondes!

The teacher tiredly raises his eyes and hopefully asks - the substance? The grey?

Apostol
Will you go out on the street?

The day of O_O
burned

Apostol
When is?

The day of O_O
When the computer loses alertness and I have a chance to get rid of it

Apostol
O_O

from the channel #linux
<exclusive_virus> is so funny
<exclusive_virus> I liked it

from ZH

An anonymous woman writes:

And yes, I love sex.
I love to suck my employee in the toilet during the lunch break.
I love drunk sex.
I love coming to the club without trousers and knowing that they noticed it.
I love when I’m roughly struck somewhere in the basement.
I love to masturbate in the bathroom.
I love when a girl is curled under my tongue.
I love when strange men kick me in the ass."

Reply to "Marina, are you?"

Vanilin: Max, will you take a physics textbook tomorrow? I have nowhere to move my own.
Max: Will you call me every time you have nowhere to move? O_O

In the news on the radio:
In Voronezh, deputies approved a number of measures aimed at the spread of drugs and drug addiction.

© old_school

xxx> fucking, why does my wife not let me write in the scrapbook?
yyy> so why don’t you let the cat rub under the closet?
xxx> do you mean you are jealous?

The pencil
Hi to
Maximum
Hi to
The pencil
I can meet you :)
Maximum
If you want
The pencil
I want you or not.
Maximum
Maybe tell me.
The pencil
Olga, 25 years I live not far from Tambov, I work in the police
Maximum
I did not violate anything.
Not using pirated software.

DMITcom: People of the whole country HELP!!! In the city of Orenburg 550 000 inhabitants lived without water for two days because of GorVodokAnal!!! In the shops all the water was collected as early as Friday!!! The management of the city pretends that everything is fine and the media is silent! Now the water has been turned on for a few hours and promises to cut again for two days!
Please rise up to the top, one of the rulers will rise up!! to


The voice from Vladivostok: You ate, I see, you are there in Orenburg...