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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №13835
 21.01.2009
44184 (saved 2009-01-18 at 23:30)
I went to the movie with a girlfriend yesterday. I say, go to me, we’ll drink tea.
Frodo: she’s so happy 😉
Frodo: And that you think...I struck her! Drinking tea...

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And the fool...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №13834
 21.01.2009
Zah: Today, the light pulled me off again... pressed to the wall, looked straight into her eyes with her bottomless eyes and said, “Do you really love me and want to connect with me all your life, raise children and carry me on your arms?” Or do I want sex but I look accessible?"

Cosmonavt: You fell on your knees and stretched out your hot beating heart in your palms? and :)

Zah: I didn’t act as a full-blowing man, I said that one doesn’t bother the other.

You are a fool, old man.) She will not give you now.

Zah: Palubbas, and you know... The desire also disappeared somehow.
After she said that sex for the sake of sex will lead to the fact that I will eventually become bored with her, we will argue, I will continue to fuck all in a row and argue with them, and I will need to be more and more, and in the soul will start to grow a bunch of despair, hopelessness, in the end one of them will fly and we will marry, then I will betray her and often argue with her, life will seem full of shit and I will start to engage in rare forms of perversions or crime or sit on the needle, but all the same - I will get to the Butyr prison, where I will end my life in the hole of my own bluff after me... no matter at all. I thought a lot about how to live on.

Cosmonavt: Yes to think. I said the divorce is better than the red. She has more breasts and questions she asks less ;)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №13833
 21.01.2009
Hurried to contact.

If I am beautiful, paint me a smile on the wall.
If I am funny, draw me a ball on the wall.
If I am a terrible dumb Gondon, draw me a synchrophasatronic generator on the wall.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №13832
 21.01.2009
<(Vitya)> hello I am starting from where to start
<Wilderness> (Vitya): with stupid questions is natural! xd

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №13831
 21.01.2009
SPiRiT: Sometimes people kill me, with their prostate.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №13830
 21.01.2009
Hello, can you maximize it?
I: There is no such thing here.
I put a phone. 5 minutes later a call. I’ll also ask you: “Hello, Maxim?”
I: You are wrong.
A minute passed. calling
by Maxim. Is it you?
I: No, it is Marina. Do not call here anymore.
After three more calls, my patience began to fade.
and here. Five minutes of silence. And then again.
Is that Maxim?
I (already boiling and leaving the steam): A man, it is not funny. There are no Maxims here, there have not been, and there will not be. If you call me again, I’ll hold my hand and put my phone in my ass.

Then there were four more calls, after which I began to roar, chew and beat if I could. I dropped the phone and went to sleep.
The next day a call. A familiar voice
See also: Allo
I went out, but there:
Hello, call the smoke, call the smoke.
I am (surprisingly): it is me
Hi my granddaughter!! Wait a minute...

He cries (not in the telephone) to somebody, "You are an old fool!!! I told you that he wasn’t called Maxim..."

PA: "Is that your grandfather...known? You haven’t been here for a long time... come on a weekend"...
___________________________________________________
Are you Marina or Dima?! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13829
 20.01.2009
Never tell people about your problems, 80% are not interested in them, the other 20% are happy that they have you.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13828
 20.01.2009
I feel like I’ll drink tea and while she’s watching the movie I’ll sleep peacefully with her on the breasts.
WOW: Sleeping on the breasts is worthwhile: you save on the pillows, again, and more pleasant in times.
WOW: But there is one big problem.
The saliva department.
Tagged: hmmm
Wow: Well, hole, I fell asleep with my mouth open, saliva on the pillow leaked. The pillow was washed and you sleep further, and the girls don’t like it for some reason %)
It’s even worse if you scratch.
You smile happily in your dreams.
Oil painting: The night. You lie with your head on the girl’s chest. You grasp. From the corner of the mouth flows a stroke of saliva. You smile happily in your dream.
The girl quietly stared into the ceiling. She is shaken by your bustling. A splash of saliva runs on the chest. And you, shit, still smile happily at that. % of
Apophysis occurs when you start to dream about sex.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOW: Without waking up, happy smiling, flowing saliva on her chest and scratching, you start to choke her hip.
And the girl lies until morning with her eyes open, full of horror.
I will tell Annie what awaits her today.
WOW: Recipe from a friend, hule %)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13827
 20.01.2009
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Which link will hurt my brain less?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №13826
 20.01.2009
Do I really have small eggs? No one told me about it...You really upset me.
She: Dear man, you shouldn’t be upset about such little things!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13825
 20.01.2009
Here’s the paradox... I get rid of the mess, but something to do... o_o

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13824
 20.01.2009
Eat the soup. There is a mayonnaise bank nearby. I sit and eat without touching anyone and suddenly I hear what a whisper, listen and understand what a bank with mayonnaise is whispering!
Checked for date: valid until 25 December 2007!! to
He tried to talk to me!!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13823
 20.01.2009
I’ll go out with my boyfriend tomorrow, can I?
Through the teeth: You can.
Can I take your camera and take a picture?
Boy: And don’t give it money – so that it will take you somewhere?! to

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №13822
 20.01.2009
Q: Did you have funny situations in bed?
For example: Heat and bodies begin to produce "pucks" sounds.
Sometimes I laugh so much that I don’t know before.

UUU: Cases, cases... Coughed somehow not in time - my son is almost 10 years old...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №13821
 20.01.2009
I go to the subway and listen to the play. In the "China-City" there is room for a girl about my size, but a grandma of absolutely immense size begins to roll into it. And at one point, she shakes so unsuccessfully that in the corner of the bag, she pulls my headphones out of the player. The player, of course, moves to the dynamic mode, and the dynamic is quite loud.
And everything would be nothing if at this moment the player had not released the final phrase of the song "chimera" "karma of the world":
Hudei, Hudei, Hudei and Hudei!...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13820
 20.01.2009
Is there a white man in the hole?
White is not bad.
1 Why?
If she comes to drink a lot, I saw
1-No, white is good and, by the way, tasty, her meat smells like cedar nuts
Eat Your Own Protein - Nihua Sibe Astral Warrior!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13819
 20.01.2009
01:55:06) <E@rthQu@ke> People...what do you think our network needs resources?
[01:55:20] <Iliya> Film Catalogue
[01:55:32] <satter> E@rthQu@ke: gold and wood

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №13818
 20.01.2009
I’ll go to you today, my dear.
It’s not the window.
Oh shit, you didn’t understand that.
She: Oh, to break your favorite hole, you fucking fuck! I’ve been running after you for 4 months, fucking, and you’re a pedophile creature!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13817
 20.01.2009
I go, I mean, yesterday at 8 a.m. all such a beautiful, with a package of breakfast in one hand and cappuccino in the other, thinking about how beautifully to listen to Tom Wates in the snow, astonished by her genius, all such an exalted, and how fucking in the snow.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №13816
 20.01.2009
For the six-day working week:
Lexa (08:27:51 17/01/2009)
Hey, yesterday my body decided that once five days worked out - it's time to cuddle and not sleep until morning. Two nights before the banquet began. I had to go to the trick: take out half a liter of kefir. While the body found out from the bifidobacteria that they forgot here, the brain skillfully turned off.

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