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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №81505
 15.05.2013
I want to correct a major historical mistake. To date, there is a legend that Mikloucho-Maklai frightened the warrior Papuas when he demonstrately set fire to alcohol. The Aborigines seemed to be terrified that a white man would burn their sea, and they withdrew.
But the latest researchers show that the papuas were already familiar with the properties of alcohol. And the Aborigines were frightened by the idea that an alien could burn all the fire water brought by him.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №81504
 15.05.2013
If a man stops shaving every day, changing socks, apologizing, saying compliments, giving flowers... all, calm down: he’s yours!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №81503
 15.05.2013
The famous Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has undergone surgery - mastectomy (removal of the breast) to prevent the risk of developing breast cancer. The actress wrote about it in the New York Times.
XX: It is very sad that even in our advanced times, cancer continues to take away the best.
Are you talking about Jolie’s breasts?

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81502
 15.05.2013
Victorian
Hi you have an iPhone so that the battery is not removed and that on the basis of the Android ball with a playmark?? to
Consultant
Good day
Here is what we can offer.
...

Victorian
Are they all with WWE?? to
Consultant
Yes Yes
Victorian
What is the Android version?? to
Consultant
4 is
Victorian
And on the side to turn on the crazy there is a button or switch?? to
Consultant
Rallying
Victorian
How does Spencer work with easy touch?? to
Consultant
Yes Yes

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №81501
 15.05.2013
Give the fools their weapons and they will shoot each other.
YYY: Scooters have long been in free sale, and the fools have not done anything.
ZZZ: so they are new every year!
c) the habr

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81500
 15.05.2013
Tatiana – By the way, about the mammoth, I have a mammoth bark, so when I say it’s a mammoth, no one believes it.

XXX - Were the mammots covered with bark?
Traffic or traffic?
Strange that no one believes.

Tatiana - That's what I was told at the exhibition, coral mammoth

XXX is a mistake.
It is probably the root of the mammoth.
Were there jewelry from mammoth feathers?

[ + 44 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81499
 15.05.2013
xxx: A nightmare was dreamed today: A fat, ugly grandmother, with a beijik "Post of Roissia", drinks a sloppy tea, ordered by me from the Englishmen two months ago.
Yyy: It was a nephyg to swallow and order bourgeois tea. Drink of May.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81498
 15.05.2013
[12:43] xxx> oh! 31 degrees according to Yandex
[12:44] yyy> and in Celsius it is how much?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №81497
 15.05.2013
Shell will begin searching for shale gas in Ukraine at the end of 2014.

I hear, brothers Slavs, soon in Ukraine may begin problems with democracy.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №81496
 15.05.2013
I once saw in the kitchen at work a bowl with the inscription "sweepstakes", and from the soul they broke, and then ran to the toilet to spit out.
For me, time has ceased to exist.
____________
Drawing out of the stranger. It could also be a mixture of sleeping pills with laxatives.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №81495
 15.05.2013
xxx: in yandex the main admin - girl
XXX is true.
XXX: As much as I was told about her wasn't because of the tits
yyy: Does that mean she’s smart, or that she doesn’t have a breast? HDD

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81494
 15.05.2013
I sleep with a friend. His windows go out to the busy highway. When I get used to the silence at home, I start to whisper:
- Well, you can't sleep, you would even put glass packs, cars, you understand, ride...
“It’s not a car,” replies the friend, “it’s the sea that makes noise... Imagine... the beach... the sea... the blue waves rush onto the shore and, swinging, roll back... They rush... and roll back... Their smooth noise makes dreams... The sweet wind refreshes the sun-heated skin... The waves make noise...
I believe I’m almost asleep... Here the “noise of the sea” is interrupted by a loud crack – a motorcycle without an extinguisher. The voice of a friend:
A light motor boat passed through the Gulf.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81493
 15.05.2013
I am a designer:

XX: Get up to us. I asked our commercial director to come in a dress, under the colors of which the logo should be painted.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №81492
 15.05.2013
Our company has a mobile phone. He is small in size, his nickname is “Little”.
Sometimes it is difficult to find it, because in the male team, the question "Who has a little?" is answered reluctantly.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №81491
 15.05.2013
From the discussion of the series "Ludmila"
Arrived at Zidane! Vysotsky, Anna Herman, Harlamov have already been captured... Hu nekst?
Thank you for not playing it. :)
thank you!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №81490
 15.05.2013
SERG: They are given. Give the people a course... Nuclear explosions. Protection of devices from electromagnetic impulses. Warm up yours!
It is humorous ?
You are a former rocker. What do you really think, which substance to protect?

Max: As a former rocket driver, I’ll reveal a secret to you. What kind of shit. In the epicenter of a kiloton explosion, the device will evaporate without any EMI.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №81489
 15.05.2013
Wifi is difficult to set up.
He – No
It means I can make it myself?
He is not)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №81488
 15.05.2013
I study in an American universe. He once explained to Americans that the Russians do not drink diluted: they do not put ice in soda, vodka is not diluted. And he added, “That’s how you drink coffee with cognac?” Do you make coffee in the coffee maker and add a little cognac? Well yes. But in Russia, they take a turquoise, pour a glass of cognac there, bring it to boiling and make coffee. In the cognac.

I believe, and where are they going? The rest of the Russians are not really diluted. We had to prepare for them "coffee with cognac in Russian" and drink them. By the way, delicious!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81487
 14.05.2013
From the lump on the moonspike EVE Online ))))
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... o/, harosh camping on the gate, a point in the ally I will invade in the gang and warp on the gate of the EC, we will fail on me in zero, I am on the barrel, I hold the apocalypse, drones are killing me.
andquot;

Translation into Russian:

Hi (o/ - head and raised hand - greeting), I propose to turn your seat near the star gate, sign up in the alliance chat (as a rule, players put a point or X in the chat) I will put you on the list of my fleet, and you make a hyper jump to the star gate leading to the EC-P8R system, when you come to the gate activate them. When you are in the system, find me in the list of the fleet and approach me (the soldiers in the fleet can find each other without special scanners and probes), I on the ship of the class of Malediction with the help of an electronic impact device do not let the enemy liner go in hyper jump, its drones damage my ship.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №81486
 14.05.2013
Life is full of disappointments: then "Father Christmas does not exist", then "The Gauss theorem does not count the voltage of the electrostatic field".

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