NJD: Does Putin know that he is no longer president?

Why should your friend’s girlfriend always have a ugly girlfriend who wants to introduce you?and ( )

I read somewhere that there was money in the USSR with quotes from Marx, Engels and Tolstoy.
yyyy :))
xxx:I want money with quotes from basha
Yyy: Ah, I got my salary, I cried and I cried.

According to the film, a good hero must be able to do three things:

1st to love passionally,

2nd Literally to kill.

Three Living away from normal people.

I accept the exam. I wonder how to solve this equation.

The student answers:

The separation of variables...

I am surprised, because this method has to this equation.

the same approximately as, say, the method of aortic coronary

The shunting.

This equation cannot be solved, it continues without pause.

The students were delighted, and I too.

In Kazakhstan, the son does not have the right to raise his voice, the father does not.

He can raise his voice to his grandfather and the grandfather to his grandfather. Always in the Aula.

It is very quiet, and only the screams of the grandparents break the silence.

One day, Dmitry Ivanovich Mendeleev dreamed of a table of winning lottery numbers. He stood up and recorded it. But there was some fake.
One day, the Lumiere brothers dreamed of a plasma TV with a flat screen of 60 inches, with a high-resolution system, DCI image stabilization technology, and virtual Dolby volume sound.
It is an idea! The Lumiere brothers invented a wooden box with a pen and a pen.
One day, the inventors of Cherepanova came to the premiere of the Lumiere brothers.
It is an idea! The inventors of the skulls.
One day, George W. Bush Jr. dreamed of the solution of the Ferm theorem.
What? George Bush the Younger.
- Excuse me, the mistake came out... - the decision of the Ferm theorem apologized and went to dream to another.
Once Leonardo da Vinci dreamed of a parachute, a tank, a helicopter, a submarine, a machine gun, a rescue circle, an excavator, a microchip, a locomotive, a tractor "Belarus" and a lunar vehicle.
“Daaaa... It’s time to get along with excursions to VDNH,” DaVinci said and made the last stretch.
Once Sigmund Freud dreamed of strawberries, cucumbers, cakes, bananas, which crossed in a variety of poses.
“Well, what a strange dream,” said Freud, “I’ll go and tell Michurin.
Bill Gates dreamed that he wanted to commit suicide.
Farewell to the cruel world! Bill Gates shouted and opened the window.
Are you sure you want to commit suicide? He asked the window.
This is how the Windows operating system appeared.

Comment on news about the meeting of Tymoshenko with Putin on gas supplies from news.bigmir.net:
"July and July!! Try not to hit your teeth. All the people are sick for you!! We need gas at a low price!! andquot;

Doctor-annushka: I watch today "The smartest" on STC. In the final came 2 boys and a girl, all make the impression of children and a decent family. Everyone has a support group. Behind the mulches are posters like "Ruslan, we are with you" and "Glory, we believe in you". And just behind the back of a cute, humble girl in her eyebrows stretches the whole screen:"Anko! HY is!and "

Taste of Comfort
How do girls with peanut nails, sorry, pop wipe out? The nails are very long.

The answers:
1) Bite the lip, with tears in the eyes.
2) You have come close to understanding why glamorous girls need these little dogs.
3) Put such a long paper on the floor, sit on it and ride. What is incomprehensible?

What about Hule?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
You said you’re going home alone, and I saw you with a guy.
This is the topic I told you about – we’re friends.
Fuck, don’t be jealous.
PS: Did you go for your hands?? to
WOW: Do not argue please! You are the only one in mine.! to
Let’s talk tomorrow, I’m very tired.
Okay, but I never saw anything like that again!
Okay, well we go to sleep.
Oh, you are a fucker!

I'll tell you a friend's story in the first person.
I go, I mean, on the street to stop, here I look next to the 80-year-old grandmother and her grandfather with her, under the pen, everything is done, love and all that, and next to the little dog runs. Grandma begins to call the dog: Grass, grass, go to me. I was immediately alert when I heard the name of the dog girl :) Well, the dog runs to the grandmother and let her bite her trousers, pull, carot play. And then the grandmother says: Grass, let me go... I thought I would fall in place, the whole stop was crying :))

If you managed to get yourself to stop biting the seeds, when there was still poltarellka there, then heroin envy for you should be a couple of tricks.

Bash is the only place where when you enter the search combination "xxx" finds the usual quotes.

Listen to the conversation between the director and the director:

Q: When is the salary? 2 months without money.
Two months later, there will be no...
IT: What about the cracks from the foot?! to
Director: Michael, I say the salary is tomorrow.

Orbiter: They say you married?
It came out, ah...
Orbiter: Tell me your husband?
Well, what a good job and driven out of cows like you...
Orbiter: O_O powerfully pushed...
Do you want a hool? That is me, her husband.

(from the ASCII)

Malaya is a symbol!! ‎(16:23):
You know, I understand, but why do you do that? I love you, and you’re still silent and silent...I’ve been writing for 3 days! Why don’t you answer the calls? Are you betraying me?

*pReD@ToR* ‎(16:24): Sasha, he doesn’t cheat you exactly, he was taken to the army (mama)

How do you treat gay people?
You are normal with Stasic guys!

Lisa: Yesterday I finally met in the ass with the perfect guy.Never send us for 'hello, how things are', always in a good mood, interested in my problems, does not ask what size of breasts and pups.
Lisa: And he turned out to be an icq-bot :'(

I’m on a tram today, but one stop in the salon comes a dog and sits by the door. She walked through three stops and went out at each of them, she looked around and hid back.