My wife loves to talk to me after sex... and it’t have been a problem if it hadn’t been three years since we divorced.
And that bitch still calls me every time...

After studying the databases I understood there is a fairy tale about the goldfish, this is an example for children, explaining what a transaction is, because the fish could not fulfill the final request, it was reversed to the initial condition :)

XXX is
The Waterman. 25 May.
You have one love - who loves and values you, and she is by your side.
Your love horoscope ?

YYYY
What does the horoscope say?
address, fuck, address he fucking does not agree

I saw Trollbus today - he walked to the stop, stopped, stood and waited and, without opening the doors, went on.

I am the only person in the world who, for the first time and without thought, stands up for at least five minutes at the ONLY ordinary alarm clock on his mobile phone.

WOW: How I understand you, brother... I’m the only person in the world who goes to the toilet... for business, not to read the inscriptions on the deodorant!

Q007 >>> Ugu, Pissed Toys
but to fool when they learn, with the current technology, to make normal faces fool with normal mimics.

Samael >>> Nature has not yet learned, and you want to learn from technology.

What a people. I go to the subway, phone in my bag, wallet with money and credit card, iPad. No, but I had a sandwich. A sandwich that I made myself in the morning.

Zaha: Blind, for removing the rubber banner 1.5k. It is (
Ed: PPC
Tagged: warm up
Loft is stupid.
Why is it stupid?and (
Loft: There are three singles, each living 20 minutes away from you, and for a delicious dinner you would not only remove the banner, but also configure the system to fly. And who are you?
by Zhao :)

The Birth:
It is suggested to "draw" the child to light and warmth. To do this, you need to put a cold heater on the stomach, and a warm one between the legs. And provide a bright light source in the perineal zone. It is expected that the baby will strive for warmth and light, and the delivery process will begin. You can also turn on “inviting” music in the vagina.
The Birth:
Mendelssohn’s March and the Lighthouse in Pi? Did I understand everything correctly?

XXX is OK! You are still young, you have not smelled dust! When I entered our universe, the dean asked me, do I not want to help my native universe? I naively agreed, and in the end two weeks with the same trusting partner washed out the kitchens and corridors in the pubs. There under the ceiling hanged black... no, not even a web - strong such, multi-layered networks, full of cockroaches of varying degrees of vigor, which were constantly falling on our heads. The brown tiles after 3 days of cleaning turned out to be white, and the tiles on the floor - two-color.
It’s about how bad it is.
They met in the corridor a very tired but still walking male body, asked to help open the windows (they could not, apparently, they were painted closed). The body said, “It was a question, ladies, and it broke the frame :-) We barely had time to jump back.
And this is to our past dispute about what allegedly translated gentlemen :-)

We had a third course subject - the structure of matter. Chemists need it like a cow’s eggs, so they treated it quite cool. Most of them managed to pay off the bill, but some gifted did not succeed. For example, two comrades studied, one of whom gave it seven times, and the other - 11. When they gave for the seventh time, the session was already ongoing, and the priesthood was taking place in the lab of the preacher. The first was stunned quite quickly, went out into the corridor and began to wait for a partner. Suddenly the teacher comes out of the room, notices the poor man and says, “Are you still here?” It is wonderful! Let us count! He puts a check and explains: - You understand, there your friend carries that you are just Lomonosov compared to him!

Time somewhere 5 in the morning.
Cats sleep 60% of their lives.
Wow... if people were to sleep the same way... you sleep as much as you can...
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Oh, you are strange...
It’s already light, the birds are singing.
Why don’t birds sleep as long as they can? I wake up every morning =(
Because they have wings!! Should they sleep if they can fly? I’t have slept in their place, but I’d be flying!!!! to
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It has already been written here. The case was in China that if there are no seats in a hotel you have to go outside the corner and book a room by phone. We arrived before too. Marriage is strengthened. Long searched for the switch across the network, found, came, the price above the specified on the site. They say that the low price when ordering through the website or by phone. Well, for a moment, I get a tablet and directly at the manager in front of the eyes I make a purchase through the site.
New technologies in the masses.

FayaDeer : The last call.I walk past the school, I hear the pleasant screams of graduates :"Bite the internet trolls, we are no longer School!!! andquot;
FayaDeer : And then the teacher with such a pathos, mechanized voice :"The mission is accomplished"
FayaDeer : Now I want to know what school is :D

lately I put the likes in contact with the thought: and I kiss and a person is pleasant)

Technical Support Chat:

Okay, I forgot to put the phone.
The unplanned break!

Sata: Yesterday, three unknown people attacked Nikolai Valuev in a dark street and took him 2 minutes of time.

A small wrath of doubts: I had a friend, KMS in boxing. There were two drunk boys (with girls) before him. He was alone in his cheek, and he left on his back. The other one on the left is also a scratch! A friend woke up in the hospital - one of the friends of drunk drachuns behind her back took off the shoe on the rod and broke a friend's head. :( Morality - don't turn to the girl on the rod with her back!

The former here writes la topolya, says mole I want to get everything back as it was, we broke up for nonsense I still love you and want us to be together
I: I want that too.
The former: is it true?
I: No, it seems to me =)

Comments on the distribution of the 137GB Ninja Turtles on the local tracker:

As a child, everyone would have given anything for such a collection!! to

As a child, everyone would give anything for a screw of such a capacity.)