Status in aske - Give everyone a cunnilingus ;R

Father, who is this gift for?(Counilingus is
Soln : Oh
It’s me and Christina.
Soln: We communicate what we have fun so much
and =-O
Well it burned, well.
Father: Even if I know the interests of young people...
Daddy: I think all the dolls and bats, no!

You are foolish!
You’re drunk and I’m the first on my contact list.

It’s like in the movie Habitated Island the main character Maxim is very peaceful =))
During the entire film, he said only 1-2 difficultly subordinate sentences, usually speaks a phrase of 2-3 words after which he smiles regardless of what he said, causing the impression that he is either very cool or suffers from a serious mental illness.

If I teach you the horns, will you forgive me?
Depending on how you go.
Symmetrically so...

The xxx:
The computer does not have to work!
The computer does not owe you anything.
If the computer doesn’t turn on, it’s not his fault.
Since users do not know how to use the computer, it uses it and uses users!"

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Under the label “Secret”

Portrait of the average Bachelor:

Category: male sex
Place of Habitat: Russia
Type of activity: Student 1-2 courses, less frequently in the middle office.
Personal life: He touches everything that gets under the eye, while being indifferent to the female gender in real life.

Good knowledge of computers, especially Linux. Very playful creature in essence (in the sense of playing a lot and often in computer games).

He speaks the following languages: Albanian in perfection, English at the level of African-American bomzh, Russian at the level of 5th grade of elementary school.

Fears: Students are usually poor or average, so they are terribly afraid of the military.

Thoughts: By sending quotes, he thinks his “jokes” are extremely funny, as they contain the words “prepod”, “back-line”, “girl”, “confused the ICQ window”, “session”, “odmin” as well as the smiley at the end of the joke “0_o” automatically equates his quote to a funny one.

Dreams: A hero does not dream of having a good diploma, a job, a lot of money, a beautiful wife and a powerful computer.

[Vic] torrents - the embodiment of the anecdote that unnecessary files need to be uploaded back to the innet.

Exam at 2 hours, count at 3, and for admission to the exam need to count.

I have the feeling that schoolchildren have a homework to do is to get some shit on the tower.

I went to the movie with a girlfriend yesterday. I say, go to me, we’ll drink tea.
Frodo: she’s so happy 😉
Frodo: And that you think...I struck her! Drinking tea...

She: Smoke, what if you don’t go to work with the company? You understand them well.
He has a hobby and a profession. Do not confuse.
She is :?
Do you love the house, cleanliness? To like to clean, to put in order?
She: Yes
Do you want to work as a cleaner?
Okay, I understand what you are talking about :)

Correspondence of two expeditioners

Dear Anatoly,

We hereby inform you that the a/m KI3612/M9202A is still unloaded and is still in operation. Your sender claims that the cargo cannot be submerged in a semi-trailer.

I remind you that from tomorrow the simple A / M starts and the fine will be 150 Euro / day.

With respect,

Elena

Dear Lena

I fucking cry and fuck. Fuck and cry. The sender has the suspicion that your driver was smashed in the trailer at least 6 times because the smell is such that you will not load the baby food yourself. Isn’t this the first time you do it with him? I, by the way, wrote in the application to submit a clean ref and not to mess up the fucking car with the door. He runs like a macaco on a corn field and cries that he is not loaded. Fuck the shit. and st. I’ll give you another car or let your friend’s deodorant trailer hurl.

The writer.
I sit in the bus today and behind me a young couple, aged 16-17.
There is such a beautiful snow on the street.
Such a small conversation.
She: smari, smari what a beautiful snow
See also: AGA
You look, you don’t look, you look.
I see, I look from the other side.
She: What’s going on there too?
I began to roast like an exploded and the guy went out to the first stop leaving her in the bus.

Anyone reminds me that LG is a Goldstar?
___________________________

There are even those who watch it at night.and (

Is it true that the larger the car the shorter the member?

The wider the fist, the smaller the Chihuahua.

She is a fool!!! to

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thy (23:12:02)
Paradox if I say I am lying. So I am lying that I am lying... It goes, I am telling the truth. Then I tell the truth that I am lying. If what I am lying is true, then I am still lying.
Thoughts: (23:13:34)
I have a philosophy exam tomorrow. I remembered!! I am already preparing.

Women don’t like men, they like to talk about them.

by konde13

Families build a house in the suburbs, moreover, they live nearby in a while,

All the money for construction, maximum of their own hands. and gas,

electricity, there is its own well, but here with the sewerage of the pipe, rather

There are no pipes, only a full seam. I asked the company to do it.

The project solved the problem. There were two, a girl in her heels, and a

Makeup and hair are all such business. I started telling immediately.

about closed cycle, about filtration, about ecology. Shake up and all

The advertising brochure. Volodya, the most familiar, is sad, he is

Everything on the drum, he needs a paper with a print and nothing more. and here

The second representative of the firm asks the question on the substance - "How many people

We found a common language in three minutes :-)

The happiest period of a young father's life is when the child is already

She was born but has not yet left her mother's home.

Medvedev is a young man... he does everything right... another would bend before the EU... and our ешyo and forum gave
Wauu: let him try to bend... Putin’t bend him until the end of the term