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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97133
 26.04.2014
XXX: I’ll tell you about the cults. Care for patients, surgical profile.
XXX: The first patient - with a hernia, everything is okay. The second, with the hernia, is also okay. Then a young man. He has a knife injury (shoot), a medium laparotomy (a long seam in the middle of the abdomen) and some unclear holes just above the subcutaneous area on two sides, clogged with towels. The doctor starts pulling these towels out of the drainage to replace them. The patient naturally eats. Go to the second drainage. We can’t see anything, the sick splashes, and then I realize that I lack air and somewhat suspiciously darken in my eyes. The first enlightenment of consciousness is that I hang in the hands of the teacher. He lifts me up and literally takes me out of the bandage.
Last thought: "He will not take me away! I am fat!"


[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97132
 26.04.2014
XHH: here
I bring the ends with the ends...
Do you know gay?! to
I am a fool!!)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97131
 26.04.2014
The one who:
This is:
The whole world will really wake up when one of the sides decides to seize the fourth block of the UAE.

Four power units of the Chase are filled with concrete. The nuclear power plant ceased to operate in 2001-2002.
There is no nuclear fuel there, smart. The only thing they will get is radiation.

Do not hurry. Probably meant the "wish-performer" from the series of games "stalker". This is a joke in a humorous quote.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97130
 26.04.2014
10,000 backs for the spy is given in Ukraine.

So, according to information from unofficial sources, before Easter, on one of the block-posts on the border of the Dnipropetrovsk region, a certain Ukrainian kum brought to capture his Russian kum. The money is divided equally.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97129
 26.04.2014
Marvel must release a botanical comic book about Captain Relativity, which can change the constant Planck and with a huge effort of will revoke Heisenberg's uncertainty principle.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №97128
 26.04.2014
A commentary on the film about an irradiated spider, which increased in size began to terrorize the city:

Map 3
This is what I understand spider mutant, not that this loser in a diving suit :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97127
 26.04.2014
to this:

I understood. Russia is a very harmonious country. Until now, I had a phrase in my head:

In our country, laws are not made to be enforced, but to make everyone to blame.

And today I listened to Zhenetsky and the puzzle came about:

"We don’t need freedom, we need to have something to violate".)

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Do you really think we want these laws to be enforced? Dr Ferris continued. We want them to be broken. You should realize that before you is not a team of boy scouts, and then you will understand that our age is not the age of beautiful gestures. Now is the time of power and power. You played a cautious game, but we know the real trick, and you have to learn it. It is impossible to control innocent people. The only power that any government has is the right to apply cruel measures against criminals. When criminals are lacking, they are created. So many things are declared criminal that it becomes impossible to live without breaking the laws. Who needs a state with law-abiding citizens? What will it give someone? But it is enough to issue laws that cannot be enforced, implemented, objectively interpreted – and you create a state of violators of the laws and profit from the guilt.

Aine Rand - Atlanta raised his shoulders

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №97126
 26.04.2014
Anton: On weekdays I am a prosecutor, on weekends Tamada.
Yuri: Why is it?
I love looking for witnesses!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97125
 26.04.2014
Incidentally less and less funny.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97124
 24.04.2014
Dialogue with the Pope:
I: How are you doing?
Daddy: Yes, as usual, Little wonder, the middle thumbs as usual in the spring, I shake and scratch to work.
I: Am I in love again?
He died again in a series.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97123
 24.04.2014
This is:
But when it comes to it, khm,
sex in a dream, I suddenly instead
I find girls in the best.
In the worst case, a cat.
It is a ugly creature. This is
Just terrible.
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Fuck what they give; everyone else generally wakes up right before the most interesting!

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97122
 24.04.2014
The offended:

Every Grammar Nazi is like a bomb. These people live formally and formally. For them, meaning is beyond understanding. Broken bottle = the wrong letter in the word. Finding a bottle = Finding an error in an unrecorded message. To swallow up = to divide the grammar. Be sorry for them, youths. It is just a bitch and nothing more.

The search for meaning in an illiterate fast is like the search for a pearl grain in a fertilizer. The likelihood of finding anything valuable is extremely small, and the process itself, unfortunately, is not intriguing. Talking and discussing is interesting with an equal interlocutor, not with a primitive organism that saved even before the school program.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97121
 24.04.2014
SQL Server is such a thing.
In the sense?
- Until in the right place request him like, he did not want to work.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97120
 24.04.2014
Microsoft Officially Stated: Those Who Don't Renew Windows License Will Get FreeBSDs

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97119
 24.04.2014
-"and let's ask the unknown soldier"and went to the police officer standing near the mausoleum

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97118
 24.04.2014
4 guys in the room.
I come in and ask:
Do you need a woman alive?
In response I hear:
– No...
– No...
– No...
We are happy with each other.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97117
 24.04.2014
What do you know about procrastination? Today I hit the nail that asked my grandmother to kill. But the fact is that the grandmother asked to kill this nail grandfather 28 years ago, now they are both no longer alive, and the request passed from generation to generation to the present day.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97116
 24.04.2014
The Sequoia of Liberty must be regularly watered with the blood of tyrants!c) Jefferson
This is where the gardens and Gaddafi are divided!!!by 11

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97115
 24.04.2014
From the discussion of the promo-video of the series "The Secret City".
xxx: Blyyin, I read as "PORNO: The Secret City"... spring, spring)))
You must get married, Barry.
XXX: Why the Father of the Father? For what you chase under the crown, you deprive the happiness of the young man!? to
yyy: It is time to move from digital sources of happiness to analogue

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97114
 24.04.2014
We taught the cat. She was delighted! By the way, I will tell you, a child is easier to catch than a cat...

It is not 18 (;

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