One of my friends did this when he got his diploma. After the celebration dedicated to receiving the diploma, he came home without a photocall and a phone, but the diploma was glued to the inner pocket of the jacket)))

From the client’s wishes:

"To rename "the thick client" into a simple "1C enterprise". Women are offended.”

I lost the gold brochure. The Adorable. I cry!
Very good brochure. I lost my 40 key.
The dear?

In Moscow burns the warehouse of the central office of "Post of Russia"

Per they decided to get rid of the package clutter in a simple way.

X: And she (the chief) said that I have an unhappy look.
Y: She’s worried about you
X is yes. How to dismiss a man with such an unfortunate look
It’s like dismissing a cat.
X: Yes
Would you let go of the cat?
X: Yes
X: I would worry.

My sister is reading a book of Scandinavian tales. and dreaming:
- Here I will grow up, open a nail design studio and name it "Naglfar"

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I translated where to go for beer.

on the internal forum of the company development of the topic of prohibition / permission of indoor plants at workplaces
Then tell me, please, some indoor plant that needs very little (or not at all) light.
WOW: The Prayer :)
ZZZ: The Accounting

I do not learn by means of the method "Hello neighbors"
If in the middle of the night the cat scratches the door, I jump up and go to the door with a terrible thump, sharply open it and start to scratch on it, like a wounded bison. Two or three such nights, and the desire to get into the room disappears. He probably thinks there are wounded elephants at night.

The source code of the porn site
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The authors of the announcement:
- removal of girls in art films and television programs.

to this:
— — —
Matrix - Release
I sincerely believe that there should be a portal from the Pushkin metro station in Moscow to the Pushkin metro station in St. Petersburg.
— — —

Metro station Pushkinskaya in Kharkov.

(With respect to Kharkov)

Nikita Mikhalkov filmed the film 'Bezrukov'. In the main role is the simple guy from the udmurt depths Gerard Depardieu.

>>>...And there is some kind of nuclear physics, apparently: tooth-breaking mathematics, Feynman’s diagrams... Here are the stupid Ravshan and Jamsut.

>>>> > > > > > > > >> > > >> Remember Russia in the early 90s: the professors were sold with widebody at the subway! If you don’t know, ask the elders. In many Central Asian republics, the state of the economy is still not the best. Here are their docents going to trade widebody (and put tile) to us: they pay more than they have - and for trade, and more than for physics. Where to go!

And we are in the Lyceum, working in the dining room, a doctoral candidate from...Cystan. In 7 years he earned 2 houses, 3 apartments, and supports his wife's second business (and it's all in the homeland). He says that you still need to work a little bit to get home and do science without any material problems.

Prepod closes the notebook near the interactive board, goes to himself at the table, turns around, looks at the notebook:
Why did the laptop not turn off? Is the mouse lighting?
She has a muscular memory.

From Router:

I am surprised people.
Around the drug addicts, alkashi and biddle.
And they are all worried that somehow a lot of hipsters became.

xxx: fucking Monday, shit, mystical day
I slept like a cock.
Yesterday I didn’t drink or do anything heavy.
The feeling is that at 5 a.m. I drank a 10th bottle of beer.
xxx: finished loading the cars
xxx and went to sleep.

Since I bought a car, I stopped wearing heels (the pedal is uncomfortable to push), started to dress badly and look badly (no one will see in the car anyway) and weighed 8 kg because I became less walking :( what to do?

In the building "Rosatom" I was amused that at the entrance for employees, while the passage is recognized, the inscription "Wait...", and at the entrance for visitors - "Wait!". I suspect that at the entrance for the cleaners and loaders – "Wait, shit!and "

In Novosibirsk snow has fallen.

Stayin: with New Year, Masha =))
What a new year I just woke up.
Look out the window and you will understand ;)
Fuck, I was sleeping.
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