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[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13755
 18.01.2009
43647 (saved 2009-01-15 at 21:50)
Have you noticed how many girls with guitars appeared after the release of the TV series "Ranetki"?
Damn, when will the series "Drivers" finally appear?

Oh how fun! Why not "Money" No, guys, how can you do that? What is this duality? We, men, boys and boys, are outraged that there are some fools around us, and we are dreaming about them, it comes out!
Let us better wait for the release of the series "Neglamourki", "Mozgoneebalki" and "Let's Go FriendsNeOstavalki". And personally from me - a fantastic series "Excentric-Smart-InitiativeGirlsGirls". I will go and make tea.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №13754
 18.01.2009
Katushka: I recently went to the store and said... "I want bread!... It is a spectacle!"
Katushka: After the grass the spectacle begins
••••Susla••• : it’s a hernia)))))I recently went to the store...
••••Susla•••• :and forgot how it was called button
Katushka :D
•••Susla••••:I stand like a fool, tick my finger...and then like a lump: "Give me striped bread!"
Katushka: *ROFL*
••••Susla•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• I have not seen such oily eyes for a long time.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13753
 18.01.2009
I am a pipe. I am happy to fill out the card of an employee for personal affairs in the human resources department. They have not changed the pattern of employee cards since the 1930s. There is a county: social origin. Here is the hz to write there. Can I write: a column nobility?
Tagged: noble noble
Is it the rule of the sea?
PVV: Worker and Peasant Intelligence
ttt: write the Aztecs
TTT: and come the next day with feathers in a bag, a spit and a mask on your cheeks.
zzz: write: the direct descendant of the out-of-marriage son of Emperor Charles IX
nnn: pioneer, child of workers
I am a college student! The daughter of Cameroon

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №13752
 18.01.2009
She: I like to imagine that we are together))) That you embrace me strongly...
He: And I like to imagine that you are making me a suck...
She is: What?!?! to
You kiss me with your tongue. Isn’t that called a discharge?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13751
 17.01.2009
N: The tax authority calculated a tax deficit of 53 thousand rubles.
I came to Sberkassa to pay this tax - and they refused to take: see if the amount exceeds the limit and falls under the law on money laundering.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13750
 17.01.2009
the game (22:49:33 5/09/2008)
Do you have a normal old man?

CRazYRraBbitT (22:49:52 5/09/2008)
You are ideal.

CRazYRraBbitT (22:49:57 5/09/2008)
He is not)

the game (22:50:23 5/09/2008)
We have a body. Noah has already agreed with her about missing classes.

CRazYRraBbitT (22:50:46 5/09/2008)
Have you built your eyes?

the game (22:51:09 5/09/2008)
type of that. Although I am not a master of eye building and the like. I seem to have agreed.

CRazYRraBbitT (22:51:35 5/09/2008)
You do not need to be on your face (norma)

CRazYRraBbitT (22:51:52 5/09/2008)
What told her?

the game (22:52:14 5/09/2008)
What kind of if she passed me, I broke her hands XD

CRazYRraBbitT (22:52:29 5/09/2008)
You are a gentleman :D

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13749
 17.01.2009
My mom and daddy have been living for 17 years - there is no time to get to Zack. The brothers were seven years old.
We dined yesterday, the little one doesn't want to eat soup - the whole family coveted and so on. In the end, the mother lacks patience - insulted the little one. The man in tears to father: why did he marry a bad mother? I could not live a little at first, look at it - suddenly you will not like it!
Mom is in shock sitting next to him: so he still looks.
I could not eat any more :)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №13748
 17.01.2009
Review of "The Return of the Musketeers"

I would be interested to find out how the advertising of juices, coffee and other laundry powders was included in this film. (Well, it can’t be constant without that!)
Whoever goes to see, let me know.

NN – It’s very simple:
1st Everyone knows that the guard of the cardinal always wore shirts - a small change of colors in the shirts - voila, Bilayna's advertisement.
2nd The D'Artagnan horse is known as Camry, the full name of Toyota Camry. During the course of the film, this fact is mentioned more than 9000 times... By the way, after hitting a full jump in a tree, the hero remains unharmed.
Three From the school program, it is known that the most famous food store in France is the Old Mill, under the same name is produced and the most famous French El.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №13747
 17.01.2009
You may not write to me anymore.
May is a shit for you!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13746
 17.01.2009
I have a lot more...roof.
The game:?
chikhychy: knocked on the head in the aska... there was an anti-spam bot... chel clearly creatively approached this.
Welcome to the Anti-Spam bot. If you want to talk to me, please answer the following simple question. What is the meaning of life?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13745
 17.01.2009
Sex treats absolutely all diseases.
He is: True? Probably very venereal.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13744
 17.01.2009
From the news:

Russian aircraft unnoticedly flew to the US Navy aircraft carrier "Kitty Hawk" and photographed it in all poses.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13743
 17.01.2009
I work as a laboratory in the department. Now I sit, the teacher at the first course takes the exam on software hardware. The subject of information protection.
What if you get spam?
I will remove him.
Remove it immediately?
and immediately.
is exactly?
and exactly.
Will you not open?
I will not.
Do you never read spam?
and no.
If it’s boring, you’ll probably read it.
I will not.
And why?
It is not interesting.
How do you know what’s not interesting if you haven’t read it?
– to?! to

After half an hour of questions...

Have you opened the system?
and no.
And why?
There was no need.
We would come home and do it before going to bed.
Why Why?! to
When you’re nervous, how do you relax?
I slowly breathe and exhale.
You can also use the system block.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №13742
 17.01.2009
I always sleep at lectures, then before the session I take a friend to rewrite...
I sit down, clap a conspect on the theory of probability.
Let n independent tests be carried out, in each of which the likelihood of appearance, by the way, some here, and then - revealed! - they will notice that instead of a piece of lecture, something is written, and it will be embarrassing to ask, and where the normal lecture and the lecture will continue, just the pre-ed went out, and I decided to write a message to you in the future, events A is equal to p"

I’ll give her a candy tomorrow for a good mood.)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13741
 17.01.2009
He came drunk to sleep and fell
She pulled off his pants and accidentally with the cowards.
He looks, and he has the whole member in gloss.
Shortly she called his brilliant member-)))
Where do you come from? 😉
He dressed the tree.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13740
 17.01.2009
Roma RS: Hello come!! to
XeaL Storm: Not in that Window

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №13739
 17.01.2009
Sooner or later, luck will smile to you, but in time.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №13738
 17.01.2009
Why did Georg Otz not sing “The Demon” in Kazan Opera?



There was a singer in our country, who was really loved by everyone:

and old and young, and whatever he sings (popular song, opera,

classics – everything was wonderful in this highest culture

The artist).



He went to the Kazan Opera to sing Rubinstein’s Demon. by V

The first act of this opera is on the scene "fight in heaven" for the soul of Tamara.

“She suffered and loved, and heaven had mercy on her.”

and Lermontov.



On the top of a rock stands, with his hands crossed, a black Demon (Georg Otis), and

On the top of another rock is an angel shining in white clothes and wings.

Everyone claims, “She will be mine,” the orchestra bounces, the passions boil, and

between the rocks flying little angels (their work scenes are

Start from different sides to ride on small wheels on the invisible.

Half the trousers.



Suddenly, an angel’s wheel jumped off. Others all

They fly, and this hangs still, and still under the corner. The spectators, of course,

They see and laugh. The brigadier of the workers, of course, began to lead

The rescue work. It could end safely when

The composer Rubinstein would not have written in his opera in this place.

for the whole orchestra a long general break is when suddenly

There is complete silence in the theater, no one plays or sings.





And in this sudden, sudden silence all

They hear the brigadier’s exhausting scream: “Who... are you looking there? Push him

A bowl in j.pu!“!”



Demon (George Otis) tears from his rock, went to change clothes and makeup.

He went to Tallinn. The opera was performed by a local singer.



Vladimir D.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №13737
 17.01.2009
by Gazprom:

We have gas in the apartment. And with you?

The Oil:

We have a gas pipeline. Here is...



of Bulgaria:

The fire has been extinguished, this time...

The truck brought wood - it is two...



by Putin:

From our window.

The Red Square is visible.

by Tymoshenko:

In our window.

A cat walks on the tube.



Yushchenko, Tymoshenko and Dubina:

We went to Brussels.

There is such an ecstasy...

Everybody talks about blue.

The red green gas.



Whoever was sitting on the cradle,

Who sings songs on ski...



Vitya sang, Vovan remained silent, Piebalgs bowed right.



It was evening, there was nothing to do.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №13736
 17.01.2009
Prehistory: We have a housewife, Tanyuša, she is 25 years old. The girl loves to walk, so at home sometimes does not sleep, before it calls and warns her mother that the doors for the night can be closed, she will not be. Blonde inside and outside.

In fact, the story - I sit in the kitchen, mother comes and says - called Tanya, said that she left the phone at home and asked to turn it off, so that no one would call her at night.
I get up on the machine and go to her room to look for the phone. Mother comes, we look together, we do not find.
And then I get a fuzzy thought – I ask mom – mom, and from what number did Tanya call you? From whom, from whom, from whom?
and pause.
and RJC.

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