In the local dictionary:
The tour guide in Peter said "all go down write, so that no one in my tour went unwritten". And we hanged her pearl on the right side.
Another companion loves "this is the same", from which his coronary phrases "zethosamalo", "ethosamalo", "ethosamalo", "ethosamalo" and so on. This is what I want to say, because in 99% of cases it is not clear what it means.

How to master C++ in 21 days

of Easter. We left the house with my wife and at the crossroads we see a guy in cowards kicking on the cars, hugging everyone behind the hood. My wife and a friend were talking on the phone at this time, describing this picture. A friend asked:"The eggs are even painted at him".

The director also told about the true essence of bondage law and its significance for the people:
"What was the law of bondage? Fortress law is patriotism fixed on paper. Man was connected to his motherland not only by a sense of duty, but also documentally. Fortress law is the wisdom of the people, it is four hundred years of our history. And now, when I’m offered to erase those four hundred years of history, I say, “Brothers, so what do you think our ancestors were fools?”

DerArto: Very often, the following inscriptions can be found on the asphalt:

"I love you!"
You are my happiness!"
"Thank you for being here!"

Because flat asphalt is rare and can not be loved.

So to say, there is nothing to add! Under the inscription in the entrance "Natasha bl*d" appeared 3 plus, different markers))
What is "the first of us"?

Maxxx: It’s not about Bruce Willis, just at a certain age, any man begins to look at Homer Simpson.

User to designer: can you scan this pamphlet in electronic form, into a bilateral file?

It was necessary to take a couple of certificates from the accounting office and take it to another place, and I arrived during the lunch break and decided not to wait - the signed documents are in a separate folder on the table, you just look for a surname and take it. As they say, self-service. I go into the office and go to the table, while observing the accountants eating in the corner.
- "Man, we have lunch"
- "Friendly appetite", without turning my head I answer, already starting to browse the references.
- "Man, we have lunch!" repeats the voice.
- "Yes, I just take the documents"I answer by looking at the source of the noise. A woman of medium appearance with a questionable expression of the face looks expressively at me as she separates herself from the plate. The rest of the workers continued to eat.
"We have lunch!" is the second special. I slowly start to get angry, but I concentrate on the names and ask the first thing that comes to mind:
- "What is the case with lunch?"
I hear confident.
- "Of course!"

Summary of the statements:

to this
"Of course, attacking the block-post I will definitely take with me a lot of symbols of the Right Sector and the business cards of Yarosh)))) The Russian media in general merged)))"
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and UGU. All Russians carry Russian passports and GRU cards. And when they get caught, they melt everything.)
It is for the people ;)

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Information warfare is designed for people who do not bother themselves with analyzing what they have heard (read, seen). Such a majority. And yes, it works successfully.

The victims of the shipwreck in the Amazon will return to Moscow.
The problem is that the Russians lost all their luggage, and only one of their documents remained.

Chapter 1: The Pirate Bay!
At least two already have Russian passports.

By the way, Coca-Cola can perfectly wash the engine, soak the candles in it or wash the blood from the floor and walls, if the first and second failed.

And my son in the lessons of technology (work on modern) in the 4th grade.
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You won’t believe, but in the Middle Ages, wearing wool sweaters was the occupation of real men and warriors. No murderer would entrust such an important item to a stupid woman, which he would then wear under his armor.

Correspondence at the call center:

XX: I say: Please write down the phone number... And I have a clint – wait! I’ll get to the pen now! (pause) He – no, well I am in the good sense)

From the tape:
Scientists studied the Russian heat of 2010.

Scientists believe that the cause of the abnormal heat and drought were high temperatures and pressure in the surface layer of the atmosphere.

Okay okay? I thought it was snow!

xxx:...today instead of "full bags of hands" I wanted to say "full bags of hands", but in time stopped and immediately wanted to recover... as a result came out "full bags of suck"...

apple_writer: It is funny that in Russian "not in itself" and "out of itself" - completely different concepts. Somewhere the same...

Well, look, you are thin, and I am puffy.
WOW: How is it?
Well let’s call it fat fur, or somehow strenuously.

Discuss the forgotten things:



I lost one gloves. Throw out the second. The next day I found the first. He threw out. Then a good man brought me a second...

No matter how good you are and no matter how much sympathy you receive, there will always be one for which you will not be, and it is in it that you are destined, fucking, to crack. in the ears.

I have everything.