DaddyMoo:...in the office with machine guns roughly knocked the mice, feeling the familiar, nothing-softening smell of puzzles...

Spam advertising bracelet for weight loss. Of course, there was a classic before after photo of a girl who lost 25 kilograms. I copied the address of the picture, went to Google, search for the image. Apparently, this lady is a citizen of at least 7 countries and has lost weight in 165 magical ways, from 25 frames to an electric shocker. This is desire!

I don’t know what kind of Soviet Union you were told about, but what we had before 1991 was the most common and necessary phenomenon in life.
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Absolutely right. It was called blat. To live without it was almost impossible.

Before the exam, the idea was born: spores to write directly on money.
Code name - "Try to select".

The discussion will also include superstitions related to gifts:
XXX Why not? As far as I have heard, knives, knives, other cold weapons sometimes give. Only usually that to kill a person could not be more souvenir things, and if a knife, then one that is more for household needs or also for the collection. I have not heard of such a sign.
YYY: There is one. You give a man a knife and then you will be on the knives with him.
If you give a girl a blanket, will you be with her under the same blanket?

Question: How do you think this photo can be placed on an avatar or off - it is not worth it?
The answer is: normal. With such a chest about the cheek can not be gambled.

A call from a friend:
Listen, I was here on porn sites, my antivirus was crazy, and I decided to restart the laptop. And it does not start after reboot, blue screen and white letters on it, and count to 30 to 0. Take it to repair. And then they told me that my battery is warming up and could explode at any moment. You need to take the diagnosis, which costs 1800 rubles. In addition, I have problems with the motherboard, and the computer is probably dead already (he is less than a year old). I offered to buy it for spare parts.
Result: I agreed to take the laptop from the repair. I came and saw myself. The temperature of the processor is about 36 degrees, the video card is 42 degrees. Transferred documents from the desktop to disk D, reinstalled windows, returned documents and programs as they were. The battery lasts as new, 80 minutes. That’s how they take the babysitters...
Most killed the expression about the battery... roasted half a day of a horse.

A few days ago, a neighbor gave a turtle in his room.
The other neighbor is a horse. Then the first in
I made a joke with a rooster :D
This is how we live: a reptile, a horse without a coat, three students.
Mice and mice.

Dear colleagues, in my opinion, you joke in vain against copyright. This is the right measure, but half a measure. I’m very in favor, but let’s bring this thought to a logical end. Did I download the program or OS? Then give me, as the taxpayer, a key and support. Moreover, if the manufacturer ends support, then must open the source codes, but not later than 3 years from the start of sales. To support taxpayers, and possibly to improve it (the program); taxpayers should be able to use good solutions of this program in other products. by STIM? The Google Play? Forget my plastic card, take all the money for the downloaded apps from the tax. The film, once I pay the tax, let it be placed on the torrent tracker in good quality, but the amount proportional to the number of races the creators will get from the tax, let it even be a common tracker for the entire Russian cinema. Distributors of foreign films can also create their own tracker. After a year, the movie will be free. And if your film / program was downloaded by three people (mental), then you will get the money from the tax proportionally, dear creators.

XXX: What are the characteristics of the computer?
XXX: Other than colour
YYY: There are two cools

Blissful Billy!
The son looked at the advertisement about a boy picking up a tablet from his brother, stepped up to me, and shouted "kiia!!!", I picked up a tablet, but I did not calculate the trajectory from the spread, and crushed it around the wall. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

About the feeds.
Everyone has seen all kinds of encouraging or exciting inscriptions on the asphalt, such as: “Sasha, come out for me” or “Happy Birthday, Sasha.”
On the way home, painted white on the asphalt.
"Alena, forgive the fool!" – that is exactly what it is. No, I guess, of course, that the problem is in the wrong vocabulary, but the obsessive brain is steadily trying to put a cue.
Both options are probably correct :)

"...Where grey rule, the black man always comes to power."
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Black people are coming to power. And, oh horror, these are not pipes and not even ninjas! In the original, they meant churchmen and only.
Learn to. by J. at last. The match!
"Where gray triumphs, black people always come to power." (c) It’s hard to be a god. ABS

A small town in Connecticut. Instead of the first snow, everywhere is fog that even the eye shakes. On another evening’s trip, I saw a car crawling in front of me. Well, I think okay, maybe someone is cautious in this weather and darkness. Arriving closer, he saw a picture: the car runs, his mother, a dog, and the man only presses the gas pedal and energically explains something to her. Do not assure after that that you live in a fucking country.
This is one of the most important things in the world.
In what language did he explain?

There is no greater means of deterring the dissatisfaction of citizens than endless information about the dissatisfaction and problems of citizens of other states!

I made a girlfriend. At the end, I "squeeze" everything with lacquer, and a little lacquer gets into her mouth. At that moment, she just started talking to the guy on the phone.
The girlfriend:
Zhao, I am busy now. I can’t say...Type! Not in the mouth!

After viewing Vladimir Vladimirovich’s appeal to the Federal Assembly, Anatoly Borisovich Chubais applauded so earnestly that he was hospitalized with fractures of both hands.

Absolutely in ALL tablets should be added a remedy for sclerosis. Especially in vitamins. Usually you forget to drink.
Five minutes ago, I reached a new level.
And after all, the worst nightmare - I absolutely clearly remember that I opened the box, but what was next - how it cut off!

I walk on the trail in the square. In the middle of the trail there is a package of yogurt, 4 pieces. Around the crowd of crows - they continued to cover in one bowl, catch pieces of pseudo-fruit, drink yogurt.

He turned on the internet radio at work, accidentally got on the Ukrainian channel.
And somehow the background he went - news, music, advertising, news...
I listened at 4 a.m.
To be honest, at the beginning I listened to the news that Russian landers were almost in Kiev with a smile, but by the end of the fourth hour somehow gradually....
Having begun to understand that the captains really captured the Crimea, the United States will help us, Poroshenko is practically a Messiah, my machine, I will not give the aggressor his own land!! to
Only a few hours after it finally turned off.
I don’t listen to Ukrainian radio.