The fire today:
"There are 19-year-old hockey players who score such cool goals at the world championships, and you are all kidding at the entrances, and you eat vodka!
You called it yourself!
Hey, let us go back to the topic.

Quiet female happiness is when you live alone and you don’t have to walk in the elevator with your 4th size home!

~ the.*For$.Major*.~ (20:29:44 14/05/2011)
I wanted to put the password to the email "*wj". They said it should be longer.
~ the.*For$.Major*.~ (20:29:44 14/05/2011)
and
chem (20:32:59 14/05/2011)
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.

xxx: fucking sorry that I am so slowly answering =( I'm just talking parallel to the fool one x_x
XXX: Not for you
XXX is fucking
Tagged: ssssuka

It was before:
"No sex before the wedding".
And now :
"No marriage before sex"
Welcome to Hole-s.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I am absolutely not female!
I don’t even have a nail pile to screw the screw.
...and the nail bar is not on the cross.

In the forum:
Topic: "Coursework 2"

It feels like the vagina is breathing!In the morning, when I get up, the air comes out so ugly.
222: I too was always not very comfortable, and even ashamed... it was like this: the chair of the gynecologist stood up and trrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. The doctor had his glasses.

Pipet - a device for instilling children (c).

We bought a plasticine for the child... we sticked with my husband for 1.5 hours, we could not break away... and the child watched cartoons.

Listen to me: Olga and I broke up. I have to drink.
Wow you are! The month did not last!
Oh, you understand, here we lie with her a hug and I am so good, so pleasant... and then she begins to chase you such a foolish shit...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
XHH: Only she didn’t take into account that she only knew you for six months, and you and I from kindergarten together.
Oh, and here I lie down and think: If she’s chasing you that shit, then what is she?
I got up and said to her, “Let’s go out. And you will not call me anymore.
She is poor. She is not lucky with men.
XHH: And it will not be carried.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

xxx: The situation in the country is like a house with congested sewage, some residents with statements that so live can not move to another house, many remain but nevertheless do nothing to fix, but continue to mess in the house that contributes to the further filling of the house with shit, and only the units climb into the basement, looking for a place of congestation and trying to eliminate it, for which everyone else calls them fools.

traktor_bang: Some girls say they’re paying attention to me

In one of the theatre schools:

You are playing wrong! Your hero is similar to a peach, for example. From the Brothers Karamazov, if anything.
Pause
Do you know who is the Grush?? to
From the last rows: someone from Chippolino?? to

The main mistake of an emigrant is to exaggerate the problems in his own country and underestimate them in another country.

I have a friend, by the way - so Yule is called, the owner of a restaurant of Chinese orientation..So they recently enclosed a new chef, he is in Russian so far "not a boom boom".
According to their label, some dishes to customers must be served by the chef himself.The light and music are silenced, and surrounded by the cook, this same Chinese solemnly carries something there.He puts dishes on the table, displays dishes himself and waits for the diners to taste.
After the first piece is swallowed, he confidently bows to the table and asks: “Do you know?” I was not present at the meeting, but the staff told me that the whole hall was overwhelmed.When then in the room at the niqab of the ununderstanding cook was asked where he had already had time to grasp Russian strong words, he through the translator tried to explain: Well, in Russian it means.
The highest class, right? What to say after that.

He almost burned several times. A wife named a mistress
to name. I had to get a cat. The boy called. Now with this all.
Type top...
It’s beautiful, so what’s so dumb?
- Yes, a week ago my wife bought a dog... Ashot called... Here I sit...
I think...

I wanted to read how to get rid of my arachnophobia.
Q. And what to put on the page about this photo of spiders?
Now I’m not just afraid of spiders, but I’m also afraid to look for information on how to get rid of it.

How to update Skype knowing it was purchased by Microsoft

4UBAKA: A question for Star Wars fans. Who taught Darth Sidious and where did the Sithy hide?
Yyy: Interesting questions from a man with such a nick.
zzz: It’s probably still "four in the backs", not what everyone thought...

The cat learnt to go to the bathroom, and what do you think? This little bitch goes to the toilet and hangs his ass over the floor, not as it should ><