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In the Middle Ages, the church strictly forbade a woman to move, to incite sweetness in her husband with obscene movements, and it was ordered during the act to lie quietly and humbly. As a result, a baron, returning from hunting in the deep night, stumbled upon his wife, who seemed to him a little colder than usual, but she always was. And only in the morning he learned that he was sleeping with the deceased woman - she died a few hours before his arrival. Bedolaga had to walk to Rome to paint his sins, and the above rule was attributed, however, performing the marital duty, the wife must show the presence of life with a light movement.

I went on the street yesterday... I see a terrible sight :)
There is a crowd of dead guys and one on his knees in front of them.
From the crowd there is a phrase: "You can stand on your knees, you can beg, but the driver will be Roma because he is the most sober."

Kotъ-Begemotъ: A advice for some fresh catastrophe film
Mihuil: I can suggest a script
Mihuil (on the barge): 2009 Ukrainian nationalists are no longer paying for gas. Russian xenophobes are blocking the valve.
Europe is freezing. But the President of Great America sends his agent (Bruce Will or Willis Smith) to kill the unbearable Yushchenko (M. Freeman). Instead of him comes to power Y. Tymoshenko (N. Kidman).
She goes to Moscow for talks and seduces the President of Russia (S. Gruchin). (Erotic scene in the mausoleum)
Then he opens the valve, but it's too late - all Europeans have died of wild frost ( -10 C). The prime minister is more principled – he cannot forgive the weaknesses of his president and puts an explosive in his helicopter (a scene with a helicopter exploding).
After that, he seizes power in Russia and Ukraine, but it does not stop there.

Maxim (21:18:56 11/01/2009)
In the morning, the gunfire started.

Maxim (21:19:48 11/01/2009)
He got up from the bed, grabbed his hose, hit his face at the table, then the same face at the chair and on the floor stumbled on the fork.

Maxim (21:19:59 11/01/2009)
Fatality is fucking.

X: I tried to measure the depth of the crust, I almost lost it, but I didn’t get to the hard surface. The little boy made a mess, said he would tell his dad and put me in the corner. I think 1.5 meters exactly.

Why, when someone wants to fuck me, does he do it in the brain? I have at least three more crazy places!!! to

XXX is
One of us came home drunk, went to bed, wanted to blush, got on the rosette, something there crumbled, a bench burned and his bed burned.

XXX is
He has won the "Declaration of the Year"

I sit with a friend, her mother is cooking toasts in the kitchen. The younger brother (6 years old) is playing something.
Girlfriend lazy from the couch to get up and she so complains to brother "Kool, and I want so toxic"
The one, not breaking off the screen "Well, happiness to you, health..."

In college, the curator liked to send reviews to parents by mail. He did this in a pair demonstratively whipping every envelope with his tongue. Obviously, the envelopes from the home addresses each brought by himself. Someone of the boys submitted the idea of “sweeping” with a member on the envelope the place where the tongue is sprinkled.
There was a grave silence in the audience when the curator took the first envelope into his hands... And suddenly he threw it on the first party to the guys with the words "Cleave!!!". That poor man began to spit on his finger and smash the envelope, and the curator loudly condemned "Yes, work your tongue!!!". 29 people were crying from laughter, and one had not laughed for a long time.

There are no queens around, no normal grandmothers.

Families in the house have a speaking cat and a speaking cat.

Kesha is. When the cat is hungry, it comes to the kitchen and starts.

Asking for food. The housewife tells the children, “Anyone, feed them.”

She does not have time to do this and the function of feeding Khushita.

It lies on children. One day about Xusha all forgot, everyone was not before her,

No one fed her, and the cat, remembering his hunting instincts, decided

Catch Kesha sitting in a cage. In a cage with a yagup,

Xusha pushed her leg between the sticks and tried to catch the proud bird.

The poor bird stumbled into the furthest corner of the cage and cried hysterically.

The whole apartment: “Feed the baby!!! Whoever – feed the baby!“!”

Types of бройlers:

They were killed in the flourishing of forces.

First, they killed me so that I’t suffer.

Second, we have not been able to...

Wife yesterday issued, "Who are you such men, if not what you have between your legs you would not need us, but in order to eat we would have also taught another creature... "

Ithilion
In the group "Fantasy" got a picture with such a small dragon - 10 cm long, sitting on the palm...

Ithilion
Two or three comments from the girls, in the spirit of what a nice...

Ithilion
And the first comment from the guy: "Can you smoke from him?"

Q: Why is it so evil?? to
Let’s argue again...
XXX: Again because of the comp?? to
YYY : No. her monthly for 2 weeks delayed, well, I stuck to her for a night with a rubber grandmother. It seemed to be too harsh for her...

DaShAsNoWbOaRdEnKo:
I missed it (

by Bender:
I too, ppt

by Bender:
Without you, straight as without cowards, all seems normal and even free as that, and all the way what is not so.

by ASIA :
I read the biology notes in the notebook.
by ASIA :
Lessons in the presence of the teacher
by ASIA :
of UW. The parents! Your daughter doesn't know how to control her behavior - at a biology class she took a cactus and laughed
by ASIA :
He refuses to say what kind of bones he has.
by ASIA :
Watering a neighbor with cherry juice
The word "cheese" is crushed and added by my hand "orange!"
by ASIA :
Parents, feed the child, Anastasia chews my flowers in class
by ASIA :
I laughed and answered the test questions.
by ASIA :
Refusing to take drugs with the human liver.
by ASIA :
The teacher asked the question "What is the name of human reproduction".
by ASIA :
I went to school without clothes.
Cradle of Satan:
I want to go back to school xD

xxxh: Something cynical in Doshiraka to find a scanword, when unraveling which the word "student"... =(

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