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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №13615
 13.01.2009
On the telecast a shorter cat is shown, with the norm figure. He there first swallowed the heater and broke, then the guide started to crack. Lena (my girlfriend) sits looking at him, saliva leaves.
I grind to her: “Yes, Lena, am I worse than anything?”
Then I add: go, take the prejudices! Show me the class!
It is me (seriously so): will you break or break?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №13614
 13.01.2009
[ 34 ] added 2009-01-09 23:18
It is ridiculous when Ukrainians, Russians, Belarusian brothers write while we don’t know who our neighbors are on the entrance, we get scorned and rude in public transport, when we are scorned in shops, when we see millions of scorned faces on the streets, when we see how no one will help a fallen person, although around hundreds of people...

We are all brothers at a distance, all enemies nearby.

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I am guys. I’m not rude to anyone, even if I’m on public transport. I don’t argue with neighbors even if somebody is melting or doing repairs. On the contrary, I always greet you politely.
I even, O HORROR, greet our Tajik palace...
Maybe we should start with ourselves? And all men will become brothers, not enemies.

p.s Sorry for supporting off-top :)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №13613
 12.01.2009
The kids are dogs!! to
A representative of dogs.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №13612
 12.01.2009
How to get your hamac
My_0pini0n: died a week ago=((
Yulko: Totally Cholly
My_0pini0n: No, fucking a bit!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13611
 12.01.2009
The girl in the questionnaire on the dating site writes: Wishing to polish my pussy I answer!I don’t have a kiss!) There is a dog!) She’s cute but extremely aggressive... I don’t think she’ll like it if you start licking her.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №13610
 12.01.2009
18: [ 27 ] added 2009-01-09 13:37
42814 (saved 2009-01-08 at 22:15)
I am Russian, and I consider Ukrainians to be my brothers. I think they have a fucking government.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Respect Brother, I am Ukrainian and I consider it analogous :)

Respect to both, brothers! I am a programmer and I count on a computer. and :)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №13609
 12.01.2009
1st Do you not shave?
2nd The session is over, and I will go.
1st Do you believe in signs?
2nd I believe in the armor.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №13608
 12.01.2009
XXX: What kind of shit I am threatening
It is the dean.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №13607
 12.01.2009
The child runs out of the walk. The eyes are round. He tells...
There, on the street, a boy ran after a girl. And I fought!
He cried out, “Stop the fucking shit! I’m going to fuck you!" He said a bad word.
Which one? (I am a man in Houston)
A whisper... (with a whisper)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13606
 12.01.2009
my mom comes out of the store on the morning and joyfully declares from the threshold "I bought the porn!"
This is the "beef ".

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №13605
 12.01.2009
The guys! I cannot endure anymore! I must admit, I wrote all the time all the shit in the abyss.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13604
 12.01.2009
The year 51 v. After eight years of war with the Gallies, Caesar returns with triumph. Rome celebrates victory over the enemy and Caesar's return home. Some time later, in the capital of the empire, Pompey, the beloved senator of the people, loses his wife, the daughter of Caesar. Julius, who was informed of the actions of the Senate, decides to enter Rome by force. The army is headed by Lucius Varen and legendary Tit Pulo. They enter Rome and discover an empty city, without institutions of power. These actions forced the Senate to proclaim Caesar a dictator. Pompey, in order to avoid a civil war, leaves Rome with his wife and the rebellious senators go to Greece. Meanwhile, Lucius returns home and notices that his wife has changed, and a secret connection is discovered between Titus and Octavia.

All would be nothing, only this description of a porn film...XD

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13603
 12.01.2009
Conversation with a loved one:
I liked the way we spent this weekend and it was so nice.
Katie, we didn’t fuck you, we were doing love. and :-*
I don’t know how you are, but I was fucking.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №13602
 12.01.2009
Can you call a fool a person who in a single questionnaire, in a column with the assignment "not to fill", wrote "good"?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №13601
 12.01.2009
Shit, I got in the news :)
WOW :?? to
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh How I am sick on the side and the text of the type "where is our society going, if the youth gets drunk to such a state!"
I just wanted to call these idiots and explain that I am not drunk, but pregnant:)))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13600
 12.01.2009
Andrew (01:52:19 10/01/2009)
If you are a man, prove that you have a boyfriend.

Rich (01:52:50 10/01/2009)
Somebody was once fucking fucking.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №13599
 12.01.2009
Dear Vladimir Vladimirovich!
Yesterday on TV Uncle Miller told you that the cursed shells stole 15
This is a percentage of our domestic gas and we are talking about billions. I and the file.
We checked the accounts and we found that 65 million cubic meters of the volume.
pumping for five days is 6 percent, and at the price of 450 UAH per thousand
Cubes - the losses cost only 30 million UAH. Is it worth putting on the ears?
All of Europe, or it is easier to give Uncle Miller a cliché and a pair of pairs.
The Mathematics?

With respect Vasya Pupkin, student of the 3rd class, pp. Gaduquino

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №13598
 12.01.2009
X: The car has entered our house))
A: Well and how? :D
X: the man came with the menta, they are checking
Q: That he told them?
X: Fuck, he said that our house overtook them and cut them down! Do you ask stupid questions?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13597
 12.01.2009
Olik_work: And I went to Egypt before N.G. It is :)
Fritz: No, I won’t go there... the speech in which the Arabs speak is scary to me. It seems like at the end of each sentence there must be a powerful explosion.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13596
 12.01.2009
When the president leaves, he runs around the White House with such a leaflet. I forgot how it’s called... well that he doesn’t owe anything to the library and all that :)).. with a circular sheet... in :)))

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