The first comment to the news on the ramp that in 2045 Russia will create the first cyborg:

-If Russia reaches the 45th year, then this artificial man will be made on Togliatti and he will be as poor as the production of the factory))) Will come out of the conveyor with a light bump and immediately send someone to us)))

What would you do if you had one day left to live?
Answer: I would look at the tape from the phone call, and fuck that terrible fuck, dying earlier.

I’m walking in a big park, two old ladies in front of me. The roads are not very narrow, but the ladies go so that they don’t get around, whoever rides will understand, we have 90% of the way. I ring the bell, ladies are frightened, confronted, separated, discontented. I move forward, and there is the light. During my waiting for the green light the ladies fit, one so disapprovingly:
- The girl, in general, for everyone "on the wheels" the road out there - and points to the road.
I smile and answer:
What if someone in a wheelchair is there too?
The woman rounded her eyes:
What are you comparing? The same man!

The red girl without a cat.

Bloodyhell: Hello Listen, I seem to have turned Oleg’s sister into Jehovah’s Witnesses. I meet Oleg, he beats me in the face without a greeting and speaks something about sects. And here I remember that once on a cigarette I went to Oleg, on the road I was infected with religious spam, I pushed him into my pocket on a machine. Oleg was not at home. I spoke with his sister, took cigarettes in my pocket, stumbled on papers, I was inspired and I was afflicted) And since I know the Old Testament poorly, and the Silmarillion is good, the Jews have created the Illuminator and in general the biblical stories have become much more sophisticated and interesting.:) In the end I sent her these jehovist spam and dropped, and she turns out to be going there for two months))) Tomorrow I go to her to discourage her.by :
Smoke before that. :D

Maxxx: Let’s see the movie?
Gaia4ka: Go on
Maxxx: Pretend to be my wife
Gae4ka: O_o well
Maxxx: The Movie "Fake My Wife"
Gaia4ka: (and I have already entered the role

Police officers approached the suspect. Seeing them, the young man tried to escape in the car. He decided to throw out a package of drugs. The package broke, and methamphetamine filled the suspect and the car.
Using the vacuum cleaner, the staff of the State Department collected about a kilogram of drugs.

XXX: How is the dust?
yyy: After the first five grams the vacuum cleaner was not stopped for a few hours
Zzzz: now considers himself a ferry carrier

@gr00sh Traffic is coming! Traffic is coming! Porn brings and spam revitalizing, trolls of fat always real!

and Ell:
If we made women, they’t break either. © BMW
by Drim(off):
Women’s journey is done by Windows

A: I decided to open an internet bar, in Russian style
A: The name was invented.
and a bar :)

There is still dust in the powder...
2 of AGA. and berries in the butterflies.
Theme: Damn in the prostitutes
Water in Water
Eyes in the eye
Tomb in the Tomb
Virgo in Virgo
Debt in debt
One in One
Sunrise in the salary
A lie in truth.
A donkey in a donkey
A pet in a pet
Belt in Explanation
Hand in Gloves
Light in the Light
Warm in the stove
Ears in the ear
Especially about the donkeys.)

If you know in advance, you can prepare for everything: for the tsunami, for repair, for dismissal, for the fall of zombies from the ceiling, etc. But here the toilet paper, the fox, no trace of it, always ends suddenly.

I remembered a childhood case. I flew, I mean, on an adult, pressing the whole body on the pedals, I didn’t get to the seat and... a chain flies from the back of the star, something clings there, the source of the energy of movement changes sharply and now the pedals don’t spin the wheel, and the wheel begins to rotate the pedals by inertia (the speed has developed not small)... And so I stand with my right foot on the rotating pedal and talk up and down periodically swinging young jaykas around the frame...

Coolebaki

In the cafe ordered now chicken in the chest in the egg
I eat and think with sadness:...something chicken holocaust. Tragedy of a separate chicken family".

Life must be lived in such a way that the devil is satisfied, and God has no special claims.

The main talent of any marketer and marketer is the ability to surprise. If you shuddered, shuddered or whispered from enthusiasm when you see advertisements - it means that you are on the hook, your money will soon flow into someone else's pocket.
In Italy is now running a funny fairy tale about a sculpture merchant from
Naples - his business went just wonderfully, until greed destroyed everything. This merchant - called him Pietro - sold copies of famous statues to the Napolitan people: all kinds of Davids, Tutankhamun, eight-belly wolves, who fed Romulus and Remus, and similar antiques.
Such a product needs good advertising. Having in the bathroom.
For Venus of Milos, and in the land of Heracles, scratching Augie's stalls, a thought may not be bad, but for an ordinary person it just doesn't come to the head. Even if this man walks past the sculpture store every day.

Here is our Pietro and the idea came to mind - to advertise gips statues with the help of a living statue. Living statues make a great impression on people, but the cost of them is minimal: a person is clothed in the right suit, covered from the legs to the head with a special one-tone paint, and here
The statue is ready. You want Napoleon Bonaparte, you want Cleopatra, you want
The Roman Legion. You will not distinguish from the original, especially if you stand humbly and do not move.

Moreover, Pietro went a risky and provocative way: since his store was in a wealthy neighborhood, and among potential buyers predominated wealthy ladies, he decided to put the naked Apollo at the entrance. It was a genius calculation. Imagine yourself in the place of a woman of forty years: you walk in the street, hold a glance at the statue of a beautiful naked guy, breathe at yourself, "Oh, where are my twenty years?"
And suddenly this Apollo comes to life, takes you by the shoulder and says with a smile:
“ The Lord! Do not pass by! Buy my copy! Here is the best sculpture store in Italy - you can decorate your living room with a sample of true art and become famous among your friends with a subtle admirer of the beautiful!"
Show me a woman who will then refuse to go to the store.
Anyone will go simply out of politeness, from nostalgia, and simply because she was called a beauty.

The gentlemen entered. Trade went very hard, and profits grew in a frightening progression.
But Pietro was a greedy man. The fact is that he always promised the hired Apollo big money (2 thousand euros per week), but never paid anything and came up with a clever scheme for this. Under the terms of the contract, the hired guy had to stand for a week at the entrance to the store.
9 a.m. to 19 a.m. without going anywhere for a long time. Three or four days all the guys successfully fulfilled these conditions, and on the fifth day to Apollo approached an eighteen-year-old girl of blinding beauty - daughter.
Pietro—and began to seduce the poor guy, to say compliments to him, to chew his back and begging to “lead her home.” all
The Apollons, one after the other, could not withstand such a strike and fled with the girl - fled at least because one of the parts of the body took a position that was unthinkable for the statue and public order. After an hour-and-a-half walk "to the house" the girl stated that she was joking, said "arivederchi, idiot" and disappeared. And the poor Apollo in the evening was waiting for a terrible whisper from Pietro: "Where have you walked, thief? You had a few hours! Get rid of this moment! I am not going to pay you!”

The scheme worked smoothly for several months and allowed the clever Pietro to save several tens of thousands of euros. The end of prosperity came unexpectedly. On Friday, when another
Apollo fled from the workplace, beaten by the charms of a young beauty, Pietro never waited for his daughter home. I did not go back to the store and the guy. Neither Saturday nor Sunday had any news from the daughter and Apollo. And only on Monday morning, when Pietro was about to go for a search, the young men appeared - with engagement rings on their hands, and asked to give them thirty to forty thousand euros for the first time. It turned out that the newly born son-in-law of Pietro had a bunch of debts, problems with the mafia and a lot of poor relatives.

“If I fall asleep and wake up in a hundred years and they ask me what’s going on in Russia now, I’ll answer, they drink and steal.”
c) Saltykov-Shchedrin

Tatiana: what a coincidence, and I decided to re-examine the jazz estate with Nino Katamazze in combination with an aromatic stick... I can't even pick up words how pleasant it is)

Elena: Tatiana, in combination, not in combination)))

What if Pinocchio said "My nose grows now"?

Inscription on the door of the cosmetic office:
Come in, you will not scare us.

xxx: on yandex news: "Belgorod border guards found drugs in books of Turgenev"
I need to read it like a thread.)