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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №126738
 12.04.2016
The Board of Directors of the Bank of Russia has decided to supplement the nominal series of banknotes with banknotes of 200 rubles and two thousand rubles... Nabiullina reminded that the Russian banknotes depict the symbols of Russian regions, and the Bank of Russia would like to preserve this tradition, but to start a new one – to make the choice of the symbol for the representation of additional denominations public, that is, so that citizens can make their choice.

Long live Vladivostok 2000!

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126737
 12.04.2016
I think not only did this come to mind to me, but still a moment in the movies and series with thriller notes, when out of silence, for example, when a guy to sit in the car, and behind someone pulls a plastic bag on his head and even transparent! The transparent fuck! So, instead of holding hands for the hands of the murderer, for the wheel, even for all kinds of things around, is it not easier to crack this package of shit??? This is in every episode!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №126736
 12.04.2016
I put a wifi network in my apartment. The apartment is spacious, rooms to fig, eight family members, two desktops, four notebooks and two underbooks. For complete happiness, all mobile phones know and love wifi. I installed the router, taught it to the internet, explained what it was for, and left. To say goodbye, I was asked:

How is it without wires?

The radio signal, like your cell phones, is only a little different.

Unfortunately, I did not see the fear in the eyes of my father.

Two days later, they call with the typical: “Nothing works, there is no network.” I come. All computers really see any network, but not home. I’m looking for the router... Yes, you guessed, it was where I left it, only wrapped in foil and covered with unknown where it came from, the sprinkled shit from the X-ray cabinet arsenal.

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126735
 12.04.2016
On the Internet:
Petty has three apples, Volodymy has six, and Misha has salt in her ass. Question: Who was the last to escape from the collage garden?
Yyy: This depends on where the apples are in Peti and Volod.
ZZZ: And the eyes.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126734
 12.04.2016
Moderators at Zadolba!li – Generation EGE

They are now almost everywhere. A couple of years ago on the First TV all day in the news was the subtitle “Hello, school!” No one corrected it.
And in the local sets of letters and words, this is noticeable.
All of Rosenthal. Who doesn’t have enough cats?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №126733
 12.04.2016
The courier claims that he took our accounting documents from us and we took them from him.
To whom did you give the documents?
I left them at the reception.
- We have "resepsen" - soldiers with machine guns. They don’t talk to anyone. Did you really have us?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №126732
 12.04.2016
We ordered with my husband a module in the hallway, like something complicated there: a low tub, four boards, a shelf for hats, not Ikea, tea, the husband said, we will collect.

Two days before the divorce. I now understand why this module was so cheap.


[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №126731
 12.04.2016
There is such a "medicine" - garlic cooked in milk. In different times, I and my acquaintances wrote it from:
- Bronchitis
Lack of breast milk
Fracture of Berzova bone
fractures of the key (different doctors for different people)
Spasms of eye accommodation
- Dermatitis
Migraine

It works this way: the body is ready for anything, only never again to smell or drink. Even a barley bone.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №126730
 12.04.2016
20060 to pay
Do you have the brain to search for information? honey when heated loses all its healing properties, dairy products cannot be used with a cold and wet cough, because They increase the amount of mucus, and nothing hot can be poured on the sore throat. My mother was the same fool, too, all her life proud that she treated without medication this "natural shit." However, I did not drink it, but just poured it under the bed, just 5 years old. So, check out, maybe you have a lump there too.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №126729
 12.04.2016
As soon as we appear on the threshold, a hungry wandering cat arrives. We call him Je Ne Manj Pa Siss Jour"

Only now I understood why my mom called the cat picked from the street Kesha...

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126728
 12.04.2016
Not very much.

In the Special Forces, in the Navy, in the Air Force, speaking “the last” is considered a bad sign. That is why they say "extreme". understandably?

No is! Not understood! We are not in the Special Forces, the Navy or the Air Force!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №126727
 12.04.2016
I understand that today, looking at everything Gagarin would say: "We came"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126726
 12.04.2016
I am infected with the love virus.
yy and where?
xx in the p.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №126725
 12.04.2016
The best advice on building relationships with a partner I had to hear from single people, on raising children - from childless counted theorists, on keeping pets from those who are allergic to them, but if they had animals, they know exactly how to keep them properly.
Half-country on the couch better knows how to play football, eating a hamburger with a collie will advise on a healthy lifestyle. My dad knows better than me how to wear spikes, friend - how I should feel in critical days... The country has collapsed, and the stock of advice for 2 generations remains.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №126724
 12.04.2016
They borrowed their “extreme”: the extreme time, the extreme kiss, the extreme journey. The extreme is the flesh and all that is on the edge. The rest is the last. It can be said “the past.”

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №126723
 12.04.2016
Very sick.
I do not know who is the reason.
Has the generation of users changed?
The moderators?
Worst of all, one and the other.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №126722
 12.04.2016
xxx: We went to a friend, wanted to take drinks with us, we were stuck at the stop. He was released in the morning and fell on the road. I went to the injury point and put a plaster on my leg. A friend went after the bushes - fell, returned to the evening, plaster on his hand. The costume brought. They decided not to go anywhere, invited a friend, asked for a beer. He was taken at the stop. Pray for his health.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126721
 12.04.2016
This is:

The achievements of the last 26 years are so, shit.

I think our biggest achievement over the past 26 years is that our country still exists.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №126720
 12.04.2016
We live in a risk farming area. Moreover, the main risk factor for farming in the apartment is our cat!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №126719
 12.04.2016
Chat wot:

Congratulations to all astronauts!
There are no astronauts here.
You can think that all the tanks are here.

c) 639kva

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