Once, during the service in the army, it was necessary to code a program for the military (due to its specifics, the monitor and mouse were located directly at the entrance to the barracks). This is the dialogue with the client:
I: there will always be a soldier who will not pass by and will press a button in the program.
Q: then you need to make it so that such a soldier moves the mouse and is already busy!

I brought the weight to the office today. All the male population weighed up and said, “Wrath!” and the entire female population did not resolve for a long time, then approached, said, “You just don’t look,” took off the shoes, weighed up and said, “Truth!”

I am you...
Oh my God!
What is?:Z
There were mice in the dialogue.
What is?? to
This is "...."
In fact, I tried to confess to you:
A shit mouse?? to
Go to the ass.
Look at it again.

The problem with education is what is normal (i.e. For the representative of the average majority) the student of the school all this abstract algebra-geometry-physics is felt to the siren star. This is because it is taught as an abstraction, not as a minimum of everyday knowledge. That is to say, the average student is not even hinted that all this study has a meaning.
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Shouldn’t you chew for him? For example, my parents told me quite early that knowledge is needed. In particular, on the example of wallpapers: "Yes, we will have you repair to do - here is the plan of the house, here is the length and width of the roll, count as much as you need." The final result was very far from the truth, of course (explain about the stock on the attachment of the pattern and the curvature of the walls I did not have, there is nothing for a fifth-grade brain to squeeze) - well, and a pofigu, the main thing here was to give a link to reality. And then it just went.

The problem with education is that the average parents behave like quicks. Dealing with problems is like walking - you need to learn yourself, even in the process, and you will have to get stuck several times. No one carries a child on their arms until they are adult only because when they try to get on their feet, they can fall. Or is wearing?

Vitaly Frolov
Life is empty like a sea buffalo
If the will does not give words
Written on the wall: "Hui"
I labeled it as spam.

by Lee Ro-Nan
Without entering into unnecessary disputes.
Be calm like an elephant.
Write on the page "the fence",
Break the world pattern!

here here :
What about an open auction company? PPC...
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During the aural shit, I was striking a contract, in which in the "hat" I wrote "Society with Disabilities"... So far we are working on it and no one has burned it.

On the vegetarian blog:
Einstein is often mentioned as a vegetarian. Although he supported this movement for many years, he began to follow a strict vegetarian diet only in 1954, about a year before his death.
Jeronimo: What is the post about?
Iamzoomer: This is an argument for authority. Say, such a well-known, intelligent and respected person has adhered to our position, so it is true.
Stmuxa: A clever and respected man held on to our position and died a year later.
Ezrageraynd: and one year later he died of happiness.

The whole world will really wake up when one of the sides decides to seize the fourth block of the UAE.

Before talking about artificial intelligence, try to explain what the difference is between “I ate cakes with friends” and “I ate cakes with mushrooms” and “I ate cakes with dogs.”

The Demon:
I return after changing from work. I hear a scream - hands for the head, mouth closed, look in the back of the neck of the forward!! to
Fisherman’s students were on the street.

by vdbv:
How many JavaScript programmers are needed to replace undefined?
and NaN

BFE> I just don’t understand why is this radio-controlled truck? Why not a stable version, like the Koreans?

S> The Korean border is a clear fixed fixed line.

Plans for the weekend:
You’ve already said that Vika will go to the shale. Then Dacia will go to the cakes...

For the first time, I sang with my wife a whirlwind, punching the daughter. At the end of the song, only the computer fell asleep.

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I read the rainbow. Microsoft is going to release Windows for cars

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So it’s not far from the hour when you’ll see a message on the screen – “Sorry, the machine has performed an unacceptable operation and will be broken!”

No one recalled the hotel.
There is a "Circle of Saline Boseen". and :-)

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Now I look at the "Musketers" and get into the plot.... - Spanish shit, worthy of honour to become the Queen of France, slept with an Englishman, for which she gave him a gift of her husband))) Then the Englishman sent a local, already sealed shit, so that she cut the trousers from his clothes, which can really be done, only overnight with him... The third shit, persuades his lover to correct the situation) And a bunch of martyrs begin to wet each other for this bad situation... We need to rename the film in "Three shit and loch-D Artanian"Imho........
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The company fully supports you! The necessary number of blades is there, D'Artagnan is now in the shooting, but promised to be released soon ;)

Philolologist: Today I called the sanitary to clean my toilet. Going under the shell to shut down the pipe, he lit up his fifth iPhone.
I once again realized that I made a mistake in choosing my profession.

Book review on Livelib:
The man's wife is missing. The wife disappeared from her husband. The man’s wife is missing. The man's wife is missing. Missing man’s wife. The husband’s wife is missing. My wife has a wife. has disappeared. The man disappeared. With wife. Wife of man. A missing man. A man's wife is missing from a man's wife. Missing man is missing. The Wife. A man’s wife is missing, a man’s wife. The man’s wife is missing. The man's wife is missing. You listened to the short content of the novel of the famous prosaic Paulo Coelho "Zaire". 0 to 10.

Moscovites are angry: in the subway, the escalators are divided into standing and running not only down, but up! % of