I carefully follow the news in Ukraine, about the terrible colonel of the GRU with the calling "STREEL" for which everyone is hunting.... And what a direct acquaintance emerges, somewhere it was...I await further radio interceptions with calling "doctor" "spirit""Sydorovich", confrontations of groups "Debt", "Liberty","Monolith" "Individual"
And the development of the plot with the ending and the final in Pripyat and Chase...)))

I watched the UN meeting – especially smiles when the representative of the Congo speaks with a serious face about the concerns of the people of the Congo about the situation in Ukraine.

I noticed that not there the + sign changes the meaning of the phrase completely: "On the weekend we will be 18+" ^_^

A fifth grade student hit his teacher with a hammer on his finger...and got five!
At least he heard so...

I: (hoping for moral support) no guy, no hot water, the cat hates me. What a life?
I would hang myself in your place.

Kavun: A long time ago I liked Doctor-Auto very much, and then the pepper curly glued the head of the block, and still there for the little things.. By the way... at the Keychevskaya at Arbat (Movement?) I didn’t get a single screw when I replaced the front seats...nothing terrible happened. Just the wheels were a cottage)... I remember then my fresh-cooked car owner raised a reasonable question - which click comes from the right front wheel - there the older broke his eyebrows and driving with me around the circle recommended to change the grenade urgently and expensive ). Fortunately, I went to the climb - the ruin on the Strelka (still with mirrors) there and found the absence of a screw with a gauge.
And every little thing like that...
In short, being a humanitarian in our country is quite expensive.

Everyone knows that Vysotsky said "Kufna" and "Kalidor", but no one will come to the mind to call him illiterate.
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"All is known" - this is the most reliable source of information. More than just "Obs"
But for the "comes" virtual pin you get personally, not Vysotsky.

I have happiness!
My dream has come true!
My favourite brought a cat from Varlak!

I am drunk and happy ? ? ? ?

Have fun with me ="^_^"=

should be supplemented:
Discussing on one of the forums the possibility of mortgage under 10%, one of the answers

In order to take such a loan, you need to be almost a 25-year-old retired just married with two children and working in a bank.
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I am a retiree for disability (diabetes mellitus), I am 24 years old, I married a year ago and we only had a twin born, and I work in a clerk bank.
I don’t get a mortgage under 10%.

From the forum, discussion of electronic kitchen weights:
I understand why in the shops weighed before - people hand-packed products on ordinary weights, therefore the human factor. But now the weights are all electronic, what is the reason?
Wow, you won’t believe it!

If Russia decides to attack Ukraine with two battalions, ten divisions will reach Kiev. Not counting the militias. c) the SIP

Thalia is a Georgian name. Well, like Danelia or Topuria there.

This is Abkhazia! And the Georgian is Zarjaveli, Minasali...

In the fairy tale of dragons must be knights, princesses and self-made dad-king.
When you were a child, you were not told any stories except Ragnarok?

- and this brave and not burdened with excess intelligence guy in the lattice, a long time not washed in the campaign, not for a long time to think of the relic reptile from the red book, will marry the princess and usurpate the power in the country
They will die one day, yes.

Ideally
Do not tell these things to children.

The graduate does not have the simplest household skills: how to cook food, sew a button, repair the socket, replace the pad in the crane, count how many wallpapers will be needed for the room, calculate the payment on the loan, etc. If parents did not care about this, the modern graduate turns out to be completely helpless in everyday life. Hence a lot of conflicts between young couples: boys complain that a girl can’t cook anything more difficult than an egg, and girls that their boys can’t turn the bulb. I remember what is equal to the sinus of thirty and a lot of other facts, which are now suitable only for solving crosswords, but the banal things had to be learned by myself. I am not offended, I was interested, but why not include in the school program for work, for example, the ability to assemble a socket or in the algebra program to calculate the mortgage rate?
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Most of the above and necessary in everyday life is quite intuitively understood, are there really people who need to learn to sew buttons or cook pelletry?

For almost everything, there is Google.

I personally, traveling with my future husband, for 2 months "pumped" from the ovaries to the borst leaves - and believe me, there is nothing difficult in this, and moreover - there is nothing that would need to be studied in school specifically.

p.s knowledge obtained in algebra, more than enough to independently make a calculation on the mortgage, and obtained on geometry - to calculate the desired number of wallpapers

Sitting at work, a colleague looks at a recording from his registrator:

XXX: Do you watch a movie about the elephants?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
ZZZ: About one...
View from the first person! XD is

The student: Hi! I also have a phystech.edu box here. I enter the login [censored]@phystech.edu, the password XGDDXXOg, all as I was asked, - it is about the error someone reports. I am changing O to 0 - ineffective. I don’t know what to do. Please give me a way out of this situation.
Admin: Accepted, I will answer tonight
Admin: Your password for [censored]@phystech.edu account has recently been changed. Your new password: QfHsFT*A
Student: Is the star what it is, or is it an arbitrary symbol that you will have to pick for yourself?

Lorraine: If you don’t like to post your private life, then on the next question "And where is your passion?" boldly answer: "You don’t have any evidence to hang this murder on me". Then smile mysteriously and flash. You are ready, you are great.

I buy 4 new wheels in the store.
Wheel packs where can I get?
- And the packages are not free, 20 rubles!
You and the shit! Okay, let’s have two!
Why only two?
I’m crazy too!

I saw this quote:
>>Moscow, Pillow Mountain, are not very young parents with a child of five years of age. He asks why the mountain "is worshipful". The father replied that he had been here before to worship God.

I don’t know what angered the author. Go to Wikipedia specifically:
>> The Pillow Mountain was far outside of Moscow, and from its top a panoramic view of the city and its surroundings was opened. Travellers often stopped here to look at Moscow and worship its churches – hence the name of the mountain.

I think worshiping the churches and God is exactly the same thing. Especially because the story is for a child.

Kramatorsk - Turchynov: "Do not send more troops today. We had an end to the borst for the soldiers and all the parking spaces were filled with tanks.