What is the "associated membership"?
Ukraine will participate in the EU.
Will it join the EU?
No, he will not enter, but he will participate.
How is it?
Well, about how eggs in sexual intercourse: participate, but do not enter. They are talking around!

Sberbank has not accepted card payment. Once again, I thought that now I’t be surprised by anything.

I always thought that our gender was a cool person, not talking about formalities,
When I saw the resolution "OK to implement". The disappointment came when
I found out that "OK" is the staff department :(

Of all the mistakes encountered in life, most others remembered ambiguous ones:
Xenogogues and Cockporn.

Yogi loves milk
Yyy: Horses are insect-eating predators. Horses love meat.
Zzzz: And they love milk! A bunch of deer attacks a cow and eats meat, drinking milk.

xxx: Guys, tell the part of Elder Scrolls, there you are still starting the game of prisoners.

Do you see the ring on my nameless finger? No is. There is no husband. Therefore freely.
Scratch : Hurra! The ring is free. ^ ^ ^

Followed by the blogger:
I sat tightly on Russian television. Yes Yes Yes! I watch every day, I watch for breakfast, I watch for lunch (at dinner I have the series from the tyrant). What do I see there, my friends?
No of propaganda! No lies and manipulation. All leaders are strong professionals, knowing their business and freely, without the slightest dictating, expressing their personal point of view. Just accurate, relevant and the most important thing! useful information for me. This information makes my life and the life of my family better. It brings to it diversity, bright emotions and pleasant sensations.
What I wish you!
P.S
I’m tired of TV channel “Food”.

XX: Today I watched the Bourgeois series and drank kefir from a bowl, the kefir quickly ended and I turned it up with a bowl, remembered it in fifteen minutes. I open down the lid to drink the rest, the lid is full, and the excess is poured right into the door, I jump off the table, at this moment on the screen another homosexual scene, and the wife just enters. Looking at the screen, the white on my pants, again on the screen, the words "Dear, it’s not what you thought" broke out somehow by yourself.
WOW : and?
XX: I thought it would start, but it just bended in half.
UUU: It’s still better than when Sanok came to me with his wife and said he barely recognized the clothes. Is that really WTF O_o? I read in her eyes.

Tatiana did not notice.
A concrete pillar.
The guy who attracted attention.
Suddenly she was three.

XX: Is there a screwdriver?
YYY: Today I have a lyrical mood, so there is no drill, but there is a stitch :)

Discussion of events in Crimea at the forum with foreigners:
xxx: No, you just, apologize for the frankness, don't go into your discourse. In Africa, there are constantly bloody civil wars, you are for whom - for the Tutsi or for the Bushmen?
Yyy: Tutsi fought with Phutu, so for the case. It was the biggest genocide since World War II. And the Bushmen, they are not here at all, because in South Africa and Rwanda there is no side. This is to expand the horizon.

I give up my wife. Give or pay. Almost a new. Due to its character, it has only been used a few times.

I saw such a beautiful girl in the gym today.
A cat?
Which cat?
Have you seen the cat?
No no man.
Oh well clearly. You only call cats beautiful.

The Smart:

But why not include in the school program for work, for example, the ability to assemble a socket or in the algebra program to calculate the mortgage rate?
— — —
Someone told me that the Indians do not know how to think abstractly (I do not guarantee the truth). For them there is no tree, there is only an apple tree, or a tree, or some other concrete. Are you an Indian? You were told about percentages in algebra, about wallpapers in geometry, about rosettes in physics. Well, there were no code words "hypoteks, wallpapers, sockets", and IQ does not allow analogy. Fuck to...

I work as a drummer, my girlfriend is an economist.
and XXX:
The cry of soul
Forget me, I’m now forging the enemy base remotely, little of the stuff that sits behind it hindered me from playing the game, so when the base undermined (this is a normal phenomenon), this vegetable closed 1C and restarted the computer.
by 15:13:06

OOOU :
Cat, I really don’t understand what that means.
by 15:13:45

and XXX:
Primary
That’s when you write any financial report, I would tick you in the forehead with a pen, and when I thought about another thing, I broke it all and ran away.
by 15:17:45
And then came and stuck, and said "Huli is nothing ready yet".

I was waiting for my story too. I am from the time when girls had "questions". I was a student, I come somehow to a friend, her 10-year-old sister extends a questionnaire to me. Because of curiosity, I read the previous ones. In one and found a sample - question and answer worthy of each other. The question is your wish? The answer is Podcast!

XXX: I work at home all day long, I need a background. Which series to sit on?
YYY: The Series "Ukraine" A difficult, unpredictable story. The polite people. Running on marathon distances. Always new heroes. The most realistic effects. I recommend.

A wild farce is happening. The head of the CIA is flying to Kiev in search of the missing black-water mercenaries in the Donbass. The men of Luhansk on "Nive" chase the fields of the rusted tank. Timoshenko announces the recruitment of his army of volunteers. In Kramatorsk, another army of bandits, dressed in uniform, loudly and recklessly attacks the airfield that no one needs. Degenerate Paruby calls Zhirinovsky and transmits a Kremlin warning. He turns red with his ears and shouts in front of the camera of the Ukrainian-Afghan journalist Najem, with whose message about the Euromaidan this whole cataclysm began. The men of Kramatorsk take captive the champion of the USSR in the Greco-Roman struggle, who was recently proclaimed the deputy secretary of the NSDC and sent to lead the operation to clean up civilians. He went out to the men as if in spirit to tell them that they were terrorists. The men believed and took him hostage.

>In Belarusian internet there is the word "like", "like"- "like"
In other words, it will be "sweet"

Then already, if you say 'pa-belarusian', "padabayka". "Like", respectively - "paciснуць падабайку", "smile like" - "tsisnni падабайку".
And the fashion word selfy was quite quietly translated as "samapstrick".