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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №106514
 08.12.2014
When you see the phrase: "The new generation, mostly dumb and unable to do nothing," such a double feeling... On the one hand, you think that the author of the statement is not so wrong. On the other hand, you clearly understand that you are with him from some completely different generations: you were still taught Russian in school.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106513
 08.12.2014
"What do you have to spend here?"
and ++++
The town of Voroshilov, Len. obl. N.L up... ca. The chief came from a big city, pushed the worker to speak, in the spirit - and why do you have money here, in general.
Half of the workers were fired.
Recently, these creatures lose their fear, and begin to say what they think.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106512
 08.12.2014
Moscow is a city where you can even get stuck in an elevator.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106511
 08.12.2014
If Orwell lived these days, he would have written the book "Vegetables".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106510
 08.12.2014
Q: What else is this?
This is my medusa!
A: This is a package in the bank!! to
This is my medusa!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №106509
 08.12.2014
of the Soviet Union, which was thoroughly destroyed.
__________________

You are joking, right? Went out? with care?
In vain?
This is the USSR where "nothing is everywhere, but in principle there is everything".
Did you live in the USSR? Yes, in the USSR, what you know decided everything. In general everything. If you don’t know the right people, you won’t buy anything significant, no matter how much money you have. Except in turn for a few years. The U.S.S.S.R. has been destroyed, so it should be. Why in Russia, which is just over twenty, such a developed culture of kumovism, if not from the USSR?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №106508
 08.12.2014
The series should end approximately so - doctors are driven out on the street, the hospital is demolished, a temple is built in its place.
from Twitter.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106507
 08.12.2014
Now on the forum in the administrative section:

Hello, I have a stupid nick ?
Can you please change it to "Coffee"?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106506
 08.12.2014
here here :

"Al forgotten, cats, amins, shredders..." -

forgotten cats, amins, shredder
and the waltz of Schubert and the crust of the French bride

Oh well!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №106505
 08.12.2014
About how people see Moscow.
2000 in Saratov Obliv. There was a factory ''Volskcement' and their products cost 55 rubles. for a bag of 50 kg. Coming guys from Moscow bought (precisely forced to sell at a throw price) the factory and delivered their manager.After a month they reduced 25% of ITR, 30% of workers, and the price at such efficiency was 157 rubles. The bag weighs no more than 50 kg. And now, attention. the question, how should we look at Moscow and the Moscovites (and absolutely fool where this Moscovite comes from, because all the profit goes not to the region, and not to the development of the Russian Federation, but to Moscow)?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №106504
 08.12.2014
You understand that you spend too much time on the internet when you learn that in your apartment is already decorated tree thanks to a photo on Facebook.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №106503
 08.12.2014
XHH: You read everything, tell me, was it Tolstoy who wrote about the man whose head the tram cut off?
No no brother! It was Bulgakov who wrote about a guy whose head was cut off by a tram, and Tolstoy wrote about a guy who was thrown under the train.
HH: And why did she leave? Because of a man?
The psychic...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106502
 08.12.2014
in the bowl)

I just saw in one of the social networks a signature under the photo of the baby:

Growth of grass

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №106501
 08.12.2014
All of these "super-popper initiatives" like: reduce the share of workers,
reorganizing production, carrying out restructuring, introducing new rules
Labour, ISO certification, monthly audits and other lies occur on the initiative - suddenly - of the managing organization, which again
suddenly moved from Tyumen to Moscow. Coming with the Commissions
efficient managers, jumping into the 50-degree frost from the cabin
The aircraft in the Land Cruiser salon, they say "and it is not cold here even without a hat.
One of those, who came in the composition of the next commission, looked up and issued: "a
Where do you have the product warehouse here?" At the power plant, ah. He thought he was brought to a refinery. These eagles ride around the country.
They get for their harm unhealthy grandmothers and they are generally offended by what they are doing.
The enterprise. Yes, they are from Moscow. I'm curious where this is in the light.
has appeared. But the refinance was forced to throw out in the wash, they introduced terribly.
convenient system for accounting for nails and gauges and reduced specialists. "Excessive" by
their understanding. I don’t like the Moscovites. And the prizes, by the way, they get. And our company, introduced by them as part of the losses OGK-2,
does not receive the prize. And yes, they get it. I wonder "what are you here for?
How to spend money?"
– – – – –
A similar picture. by Kirov. and Dorothy. Change of General. had to leave.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106500
 07.12.2014
Attractions in Brussels - the cat was crying. The boy wrote.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106499
 07.12.2014
to this
I’m looking in Google – how to get back the old version of Skype (because for a violent update you have to kill at all), and Google offers me to get back the girlfriend, husband, old love and Donetsk.

About Donetsk apparently Poroshenko in Google asked.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №106498
 07.12.2014
X: I heard that you and Olesey were separated? How do you feel?
I finally killed Alduin.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106497
 07.12.2014
Three bats parallel - a sex bats, a cigarette bats and a class (bus) bats.

Basic has moved to a qualitatively new level))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №106496
 07.12.2014
Continue to NAU:

There on the table.
The thick tail of a creature
This creature is called "COT"!

See it on the table.
Food remains
And the cat eats her, and the cat eats her.
And the cat will take her!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106495
 07.12.2014
About cleaning...

Today I force my daughter to clean up in my room...
I say :
If it is not cleaned before 10 in the morning, I confiscate all the gadgets.
Silence and tranquility from my daughter.
I am :
Turn off Wi-Fi
The tranquility of my daughter
I am :
And the phone...
I see she’s looking at the bag, where she’s storing the threads and accessories for hooking... (type well and lan, I’ll be hooking)...
I am :
From this day on, the hook is considered a gadget. Let it be so.

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