I read on the headphones:
The attention! A warning!
1) Made in China

Chag-Nores: In fact, there was a way to win Medvedev in the election.
Chag-Nores: But no one has hypnotized.

For those who listen to the player there is no such node that could not be disconcerted!

Pique Nique
I bought a generator!! to
Pique Nique
petrol, compact, small (with kitchen TV, 20 kg), 700watt, quiet, Honda engine
Pique Nique
5500 total, one year of guarantee
Pique Nique
Purchased under the influence of an instant impulse. All the money available.
Pique Nique
Eat only half a liter per hour at full load.
Natgrey
Why is he to you?
Pique Nique
Fuck him knows.

Sakurada Nori: Today, in practice, the children of black classes burned up.
In the picture with teenagers, they had to differentiate girls (blondes in topics) from a guy (well, a guy like a guy...)
To distinguish... The reasoning was brilliant:
Well, girls in such topics... A boy would never dress like that. There is a Tokio Hotel.
And how can I, after that, be asked, calmly conduct the lesson?! to

Scary Guy :
People, to what state should I roast the grills?

by MoP$:
Until they ask for mercy.

Atreides: I helped our admin put the net today
St1ll :?? to
St1ll: You’re like in Linux or a bubble.
Atreides: What a nice Linux, we bought an office table tennis set.

^ Archangel^ (10:39:10 9/03/2008)
I stood there drinking tea, burning in the window. And there all morning some sink lays, here a guy runs out of the neighboring entrance and shouts "Stop, fool!!It pins this seam, it flies on a beautiful bow and knocks out the window of some apartment, itself, falls there. I barely drowned with tea, but that's not all, in a few minutes from this apartment comes a scream "Museo, you've been found!" I live in a foolish city...

I bought a fireplace, and it was written in the instructions.
"Keep away from children and other flammable objects"
The Satanic lighthouse.

I left the money in the refrigerator, give it to my grandmother.
2 What?
What a coke, our own!
2) We have two of them.
Fuck it, Nina.
Do you fuck your brains for a long time? We have both grandmothers of Nina!! to
It is fucking. 😉

by Fushech
I got instructions from a Chinese car TV and realized that I didn’t understand anything about technology. Orphography of the Chinese.
"You can not dismantle the TV, the high voltage inside is dangerous.." "Remove the antenna from the thick end after use" "Connect the unwritten sound cable to the red and white sound node" "Put the metal support piece, which is in the western body of the TV" mother it also with the compass to install

From a school composition based on the story of Gogol "Shinel"(Orthography preserved)
In one department there lived an official, he was called Abkaki Abkakovich, his family name was Bashmakov, he was small, splashy, blind, marshy and with baldness in all lithos.
Abkaki worked as a towel counselor.All the year, Bashmakov wore boots and only changed pads once a year.Abkaki was very unattractive and none of the officials wanted to honor him.Someone didn't know where this tiny bureaucrat came to the office.Everything was spoofed on him.The first worker sucked a paper under his nose and Abkaki began to rewrite it.Bashmakov was very labor-intensive and loved his business.

The most harmful shit on earth is the thinkers. Ordinary writers

They tend people to sleep, and these to insomnia.

Recalled the story of the service button from 07.03.



Colleagues from Dnipropetrovsk told eight years ago.

They performed an urgent order: the cowboy left somewhere for a month, decided

Instruct an emergency alarm. They put, set, gave up, like everything else.

By the way, only calls the day after three maidens: save, several times in the day.

day calls the police, checks the object on alarm, when checking all

is normal. I went out, checked all the sensors, everything was okay, but a day later

The same call again.

Accidentally, one of the employees hears a sound behind a closed door.

Breaking the glass. Further studies showed that in the house lived

A healthy cacao. When the installers set up the system, they

used a tester to adjust glass destruction sensors. The bird sound

He liked it and began to repeat it regularly. The way out was found in

Cover the bird with a black cap.



The story continues: After six months we visited this employer,

I asked how the bird lived. All right, only new.

play: you cover the bird, and it begins to mimic the sound of the play.

The guard.

All dogs on the planet know exactly that hell exists. According to their claims,

It is divided into the northern and southern parts and is located... in Korea.

Aswad

He told his wife a joke about the fact that the grandmothers who do not sauce live less than 20 years.
The answer killed me: Do you want my death, shit?

[19:09:57] <SpliN_> People what can I give to my mom on March 8? Just as if the type of work was done by yourself?
[19:10:17] <elanc> SpliN_: granddaughter/daughter.

An IRC friend wrote:

She: Oh you
She is disgusting
He is :?
Wedding soon?
She is: Yes?
She: to change me well?
He: How do you know?
She: You
See also: Casel
I cancelled the wedding.
She: How could you do that?
She: I hate her.
Everything between us is over.
She is: Natasha
What kind of Natasha?
She: My name is Anna
Do you have a brain?
She: Yes
“Who are you writing?”
She: I was wrong.
She: Oh
It is pleasant to meet
She: Sorry
She is : ))
He: Happy Wedding

Hello, how are you doing?
Chevalier: Hi =)) do good things =))) =)))
What about so many smiley? Mood is good?
Chevalier: You know, my cell phone... How would you say... She doesn’t love you!)
Mandy: Why is it?
Chevalier: Mandarin, she only shows five letters of your nickname =)))
The five letters?
Manna: What is it???! to

I listened to the Israeli radio (a couple of days ago, so I do not guarantee the accuracy of the quotation).
As a result of a shooting between the forces of the Israeli army and armed extremists, civilians were wounded, shooting from neighboring houses.
It is our all. Even if you are shaken, it is better not to describe the situation.

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