The best period of adult life is when you are already independent of your parents and still independent of your parenthood.

metaredcliff: "When we walked with Kalashnikov (staking, but you can't distinguish from the present) - nobody stopped us either. In the billiard asked to give the machine in the closet, and only. But when a man from him targeted our own girl, his PPSNs immediately turned. Ours come out of the store - they see, the man with the machine is lying in the ground and smiles, on it the dogs are sitting. The officers then admitted that the adrenaline was full, we go, we see, a wart with a machine is about to shoot. But while people just went with Kalashnikov - no one had any questions, " apparently need". And this despite the fact that the beard and the Afghan hat on the head"
Pingvin: Well, it’s somehow just uncomfortable for a man with a machine to specify whether he really needs it.

I was not in the house for 2 years.
Some of the pants are green.
Many years ago, I saw a green goose in a burdock.
And here I do not throw them all out and dream of cutting goats.
I hate to hide.
I don’t need a goose.

It’s a shit feeling when you sneeze a bite.
It is an orgasm! : 3
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
It’s like a bite of virginity.
In the first place, the child is faster, more intense about God, more satisfied.
Then the bat and the blood went away.
I have tried :D
xxx: the idiot ahahha

The peak hour in electric buses is when you give up a place in a tambour near the wall.

What about the project? Let us do it together!
Nick: Come together
Nick: I will not.
Let’s show her the fuck.
Do you have a chance to get a cock?

A long discussion of the task in a common chat.
The chief entered the chat, looked at the whole matter and wrote:
All are fools.
I left the chat.

From the restaurant discussion:

"Thank you", guys, for the dessert ( tiramisu and cheesecake), CHIZKEY reminded me of the taste of the kindergarten and I don’t like the creative baking (I of course suspect that the chef from our kindergarten is working with you, then greet her)

In Colombia, a criminal who committed a raid on an internet cafe with his partner accidentally helped the police to find him. The fact is that the attacker did not hold back and checked his Facebook page directly at the scene of the crime, and then forgot to close it.

>> It stands in a mini jersey and a light topic, looks in the eyes and smiles. How can you talk about work so seriously?

The call banner on mail.ru "Do you worry about the security of the mailbox? Connect it to your mobile phone number"
Why is it? Worried about the safety of your mobile phone?? to

Jteert: I remember you were fascinated with science fiction at school - advise you to read, so that global, with your ideas, to be straight from the creation of the world thoughtfully, the current is not scientific boring, but with an interesting plot, adventures, betrayals - shorter than the drama more...
Massoj: The Bible

23:34:10 xxx: what is this game trine 2?
23:34:15 yyy: about trains
23:34:23 xxx: yyy, Sheldon would appreciate? and :)
23:34:25 zzz: yyy, Sheldon would appreciate? and :)
23:34:33 yyy: xxx, zzz, are you not brothers?
23:34:35 xxx: zzz, give five brothers!
23:34:35 zzz: xxx, hold the fist, brother)

There’s a bit of humor in RJD. March of the Slavs on May 9

Of our mentality very well testify the burned paper in the entrance,
With the inscription "Citizens, observe the fire safety rules..."

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XXX is healthy. That, I went for a walk with the girl, spent to the house, she hugs me for goodbye, and then I feel like I'm getting up! Rumor is love?
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Tagged with fake:
Why is the sound of the moving train in the Moscow and St. Petersburg subway different?
So the sound is reflected in one case from the border, in the other - from the rebrick.

For only the Russian man is able, returning from the guests, where he ate in three throats, as if today 21.12.2012, to use to the refrigerator with the words:
That fucking hunt! Oh, the chickens!"

Not just a man, believe me x))

From the news:

Swiss Army to upgrade bicycle fleet

Commentary on the film:
It was from the heart!!!!!! Congratulations to everyone!! After watching, he went and got drunk.